Tigerland

Posted by John Carney, Dec 21, 2007, 9:55am

Rush & Molloy send an update from Tigerland. It seems that the tiger striped-tattooed porn star has started to remember Seth Tobias. Christopher Dauenhauer, who goes by Tiger professionally, tells the Daily News columnists that "I often went with Seth to great destinations. He may have talked about me with Filomena during his drug binges. I may have been the only guy he'd ever been with. He may have thought I was his boyfriend. She may have gotten jealous."

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A wild Tiger tale in Tobias death [Daily News]

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Posted by watchmen, Dec 21, 2007 11:05AM

Must be a really...really slow news day, Carney.

Posted by wrong, Dec 21, 2007 11:13AM

i think this is the most entertaining news of the year, Watchmen. You want news the friday before the holiday? you're a short

Posted by Bad Leg Quezada, Dec 21, 2007 11:18AM

Momma always used to say, "Don't ever do anything you don't want to see published the next day in Dealbreaker..."

Posted by girl, Dec 21, 2007 11:23AM

ewww must he be on all fours in the accompanying photo? haha wtf

Posted by Calgary Schmooze, Dec 21, 2007 11:33AM

@girl: the editors might be picking his most conservative photo

Posted by , Dec 21, 2007 11:35AM

sent is the past tense of send

Posted by , Dec 21, 2007 11:40AM

11:35 = douchebox

Posted by Unless There's A Different Syntax Intent, Dec 21, 2007 11:41AM

"send" could have been an inference of immediate observation as opposed to a grammatical error.

I wanted to check our style book here at the UK Sun but someone has it over at the Jamie Spears cube.

Posted by , Dec 21, 2007 11:45AM

okay so i am reasonably certain now that "window shopping" does not really exist in the common lexicon in the sense it has recently been used here.

that means slimjim either coined it or is WAY ahead of the curve. to either of which i say, kudos

Posted by Mr. Yellow, Dec 21, 2007 11:54AM

I want to find some girls into Space Docking

Posted by , Dec 21, 2007 11:58AM

i assume its mostly only gay dudes into space docking

Posted by slimjim, Dec 21, 2007 11:59AM

We should put Tiger in a cage with a real Tiger. Hopefully the real tiger would bite his head off but i bet the funny tiger would try to bang the animal. The fags have no limits.

Posted by , Dec 21, 2007 12:00PM

i assume its mostly only gay dudes into space docking

Posted by slimjim, Dec 21, 2007 12:05PM

By the way, Carney put this picutre as his screen saver.

Posted by Ramblin' Wreck, Dec 21, 2007 2:03PM

That picture is utterly deserving of the caption: RAWRRR!!!

Posted by , Dec 21, 2007 2:54PM

condoms are for fags

Posted by Jimmy McGreevey, Dec 21, 2007 2:56PM

slimjim, as a repressed gay man, probably just jerked off in the bathroom to the Tiget picture

Posted by Larry Craig, Dec 21, 2007 3:17PM

Oh my goodness...

Posted by Mark Foley, Dec 21, 2007 4:04PM

What are you boys up to later? Larry and Jimmy - Let's call Tiger and see if we can get a nice 4-way going.

Anyone know if he's circumsized? I'm down for some DOCKING

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