• Monday:
Morgan Stanley (sales, trading & research), 583 Park Avenue (the Christian Science building), 6 pm

• Tuesday:
AIG (domestic brokerage group), Cipriani Wall Street, 5:30 pm

BSC, Flute, 6 pm (NB: all employees who work in units that lost Bear X number of dollars this year will be required to pay a cover.)

• Wednesday:
Cerberus, W (541 Lexington), 6 pm

Morgan Stanley (investment management), China Club, 7 pm (According to our MSIM tipster: “This will be a party worth crashing. All that is needed is a Morgan Stanley business card to get in. As an insider, this group has the best talent I have ever seen in this business. The assistants we have would make a porn star blush.” Carney’s been camped outside the club since we received this tip, so it’s assumed he’ll be attending if that's a deciding factor for any of you.)

• Thursday:
Citi (FIG), 583 Park Avenue, 6 pm

Credit Suisse (alternative investments): Cipriani 23rd Street, 6 pm

Lehman Brothers (IBD): no idea where but maybe Pier Sixty and possibly at 6 pm

None of these events officially call for costumes but should you find yourself in the mood to mix things up, we suggest you take a cue from these geniuses:

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