The story about Wharton graduate Edward Anderton and his 22 year old girlfriend Jocelyn Kirsch is, as far as we can tell, mostly about the hotness of Kirsch. We think that it's possible that both were arrested last week for identity theft but it's hard to tell because the newspapers keep running pictures of Jocelyn in a bikini. Apparently, the couple had some kind of fake ID machine in their apartment and the keys to their neighbor's apartments.
Connie and Clod Lovebirds In Stolen ID Spree [New York Post]
Wharton Grad Gone Bad
Posted by John Carney, Dec 05, 2007, 11:09am
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Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 11:44AM
Photo 3 from the NYPost gallery is great, nothing like matching red swimming suits, a classy navel piercing, and skin tight boxer-brief style trunks on our buddy Edward.
They are missing some cool and refreshing MHL's though...
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Posted by The Guesser, Dec 05, 2007 11:46AM
Probation and restitution. No hard time.
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Posted by Silver Lining, Dec 05, 2007 11:46AM
Something good will come out of this....
these are the kind of people that make sex tapes.
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Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 11:49AM
They're not breasts, they're big chemical balls.
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Posted by slimjim, Dec 05, 2007 11:50AM
more pictures of this bitch.
http://www.philly.com/dailynews/online_extras/The_Bonnie_and_Clyde__of_scam_artists.html
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Posted by slimjim, Dec 05, 2007 11:53AM
also rumor has it she fucks him in ass. Thats the word on the street.
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Posted by Drano, Dec 05, 2007 11:54AM
Stupid. Not like he couldn't have done something else for a lousy $100k. He's punched it now.
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Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 11:56AM
damn baby
penn is just barely ivy league, we'll let it slide for now
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Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 11:56AM
Nice rack, but she looks like a crack whore in her mug shot.
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Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 11:57AM
she looks like a puerto rican whore.
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Posted by girl, Dec 05, 2007 12:00PM
i demand to see speedo shots of that asian couple that just got busted for insider trading
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Posted by pierre, Dec 05, 2007 12:01PM
agreed on the nice tits, but has a complete butter face in the other pics.
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Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 12:04PM
If it came down to her and the girl getting Frosty off, I'd take the bead girl every time.
She does it for me.
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Posted by Anon, Dec 05, 2007 12:04PM
$100k? Imagine most of that went to make up to cover up what shows it's ugly face (no pun intended) in that mug shot...total brown bagger.
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Posted by well hung, Dec 05, 2007 12:05PM
@ girl, u have a thing for guys with 1" cocks?
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Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 12:10PM
I heard that her knockers are L3 assets on BofA's balance sheet
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Posted by slimjim, Dec 05, 2007 12:14PM
ugly face and jewish. Strike 2. She will be dancing at some shitty titty soon enough.
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Posted by well hung, Dec 05, 2007 12:23PM
as long as she gives good head or takes it up the ass she can always find some sap to be her sugar daddy, bleed him dry then move on to the next guy
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Posted by girl, Dec 05, 2007 12:23PM
a girl's got to get her laughs somewhere :)
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Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 12:31PM
fair enough :-P
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Posted by Ben W., Dec 05, 2007 12:37PM
Jewish girls need to stick with Jewish guys. It keeps them away from trouble. Goyim (non-jews) are always doing stupid shit and getting arrested for it.
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Posted by Henry95, Dec 05, 2007 12:37PM
This guy is not a Wharton graduate. He apparently has a degree from the School of Arts and Sciences.
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Posted by Yo! MG, Dec 05, 2007 12:37PM
Y'all are all talk - almost anyone on this site would tag her if given the chance. (Girl can make her own call.)
But I've gotta agree that this guy is a major loser, her cans notwithstanding. Tough to find a real job with a felony rap - especially for fleecing people. Certainly not worth trading a few months of fun romping for a lifetime of bagging groceries in Everett, Washington.
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Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 12:46PM
good point Ben W...Millken, Boesky were proud Christians
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Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 12:51PM
and look how milken ended up ... oh wait, he's rich and free. damn.
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Posted by Broheem, Dec 05, 2007 1:05PM
I went to school with him, and he definately was an Econ major in the College, not Wharton. He was such a nice straight-edge kid in college-- amazing what some guys will do for a pretty girl. Too bad this one was evil.
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Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 1:21PM
here goes the fuckin Wharton debate, again.
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Posted by Sad Analyst, Dec 05, 2007 1:27PM
On the one hand these people have ruined what at some point could have been "successful" lives.
On the other hand plenty of people I know lead "successful" lives and in exchange never travel or have personal relationships. This guy graduated in '05 so he's had 2 1/2 years of a pretty good life. Think about how few pleasurable moments their are in banking and how many years you'd have to stay in the game to eek enough pleasurable moments to add up to 2 1/2 pleasurable years.
Maybe it was all worth it, if he doesn't have to go to pound me in the ass prison
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Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 1:42PM
yeah or you could work for a few years, earn the money, take a year off to travel, and NOT go to prison that may or may not be pound me in the ass
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Posted by Wishing for more Interesting Things, Dec 05, 2007 1:43PM
Would have been much more interesting if he had worked a while at McKinsey.
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Posted by Wharton Grad, Dec 05, 2007 1:49PM
There's 2 things wrong with this guy that obviously shows he's not from Wharton.
1) A Wharton guy wouldn't have to try impressing a Drexel girl.
2) He had Ikea Furniture and that's considered living large?
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Posted by pierre, Dec 05, 2007 2:03PM
bottom line is, these are two oddlots who threw away legit futures for 100k...kudos
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Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 2:05PM
Since when is $100,000 over 2 years for 2 people a lot of money?
Why not bust your ass for a year, earn a nice bonus and check out? I just don't understand these fuckers.
That's only about 8,000+ six-packs of Mike's Hard Lemonade.
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Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 2:08PM
Leave it to an econ major to figure $100k now + possibly ass-pounding prison is better than a lifetime of $1MM+ earnings in even a modest paying job.
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Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 2:12PM
guy was thinking with his dick, she must give incredible head or he just couldn't get anyone else
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Posted by Harvard Grad, Dec 05, 2007 2:23PM
First off everyone knows that Wharton is a breeding ground for pillow biters. The only people that go to Wharton are losers that can't get into my beloved Harvard. Maybe if you Wharton fags get lucky i will let you have sloppy seconds one of my bitches. Also Crimson won the Ivy this year so go fuck your mother you Penn Faggots. Wharton Grad would you like to lick my dick? i bet you are a bottom.
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Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 2:30PM
speaking of bottoms, anyone (L. Craig??) up for a quickie, 14th floor mens room at BS.
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Posted by Wharton Grad, Dec 05, 2007 2:45PM
Harvard Grad - No one cares about Ivy Sports. You're exactly the type of douche bag Harvard produces that would even care. (though there's a lot of douches at Wharton too...I can't lie...just not as douche).
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Posted by just me, Dec 05, 2007 2:46PM
How come male harvard grads always ask anonymous, online guys for bjs?
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Posted by The Code Breaker, Dec 05, 2007 2:48PM
Jeff Skilling represents the best of Harvard.
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Posted by Harvard Grad, Dec 05, 2007 2:55PM
well then riddle me this you twink. What kind of Ivy school has an undergraduate business school. Everyone knows there are only three true Ivies- Harvard, Yale, Princeton. Penn might as well be your local Community College. Your just mad cause i am smarter and more successful. Have fun washing my BMW in a couple of years you loser. I would like to wipe my ass with your rag of a degree.
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Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 2:59PM
why does every DB posting devolve into a homoerotic cesspool? the story's about a big-titted broad leading a gentile astray
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Posted by you're vs. your, Dec 05, 2007 3:14PM
harvard grad i think you meant to say "you're just mad" asswipe.
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Posted by Harvard Grad, Dec 05, 2007 3:17PM
Sorry guess i should use spell check before i post on such a distinguished site. Hows my spelling on this--Fuck you.
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Posted by girl, Dec 05, 2007 3:36PM
Harvard grad,
A real harvard grad doesn't stress about anything bigger than their squash game- so i recommend you chill if you want us to actually believe you...
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Posted by Princeton Grad, Dec 05, 2007 3:39PM
alumni kid admit, I'll wager.
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Posted by eli, Dec 05, 2007 3:43PM
nah, probably an O-lineman for the Crimson
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Posted by The U, Dec 05, 2007 3:44PM
harvard/wharton: you guys are both losers. Stop wasting my time on the internet and go get me a coffee
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Posted by L. Craig, Dec 05, 2007 3:56PM
You guys are all faggots. I am not, nor have I ever been a homosexual.
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Posted by Charles Festerbottom, Dec 05, 2007 4:01PM
In addition to being a token admit, the "Harvard" Grad is in all likelihood a sales assistant on some half-wit sell side desk, and is painfully insecure about the fact that he couldn't translate his "degree" into anything more than filling out sales tickets for odd-lot HY bond orders. And way to shoot for the moon, "Harvard" Grad - I hope you get that BMW one day. You should already have it by now don't you think?
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Posted by Rufus Wainwright, Dec 05, 2007 4:03PM
L. Craig,
Me niether, hate the fags. BTW have you checked out my new album, Rufus Does Judy at Carneige Hall.
To die for.
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Posted by Charles Festerbottom, Dec 05, 2007 4:06PM
In addition to being a token admit, the "Harvard" Grad is in all likelihood a sales assistant on some half-wit sell side desk, and is painfully insecure about the fact that he couldn't translate his "degree" into anything more than filling out sales tickets for odd-lot HY bond orders. And way to shoot for the moon, "Harvard" Grad - I hope you get that BMW one day. You should already have it by now don't you think?
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Posted by Tiger, Dec 05, 2007 4:09PM
L. Craig, then explain the bbbj you gave me yesterday, 14th floor @ Bear
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Posted by Princeton Grad, Dec 05, 2007 4:55PM
-backup- O-lineman....
on more important matters, that cleavage has been fascinating me all day.
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Posted by Princeton Grad, Dec 05, 2007 4:58PM
-backup- O-lineman....
on more important matters, that cleavage has been fascinating me all day.
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Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 5:03PM
Princeton Grad = well versed in the 'Princeton Rub'.
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Posted by dummy, Dec 05, 2007 10:46PM
I knew this slutty whore in college/ i hope she rots in jail for life
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Posted by L.N.D., Dec 06, 2007 1:18PM
You guys are so screwed-up.
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Posted by anomymous, Dec 07, 2007 11:23AM
Harvard Grad, Did you even go to Harvard? Even if you really did, (which I doubt it) you are pretty lame.
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Posted by Anonymous, Dec 07, 2007 12:02PM
NOT REALLY WHARTON GRAD
Never thought I would defend Wharton. But I must. I went in search of public, but "cached" files. Former employer lists him as graduating University of Pennsylvania with a B.A. in "Economics". Economics is NOT in Wharton. Wharton gives a B.S. This guy probably never took a course in Accounting or Business Ethics. All these two knew was how to "pose as successful". Now doesn't that sound like a few other famous Penn Alumni?
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Posted by anonymous, Dec 11, 2007 10:59AM
They are seriously twisted in the head no matter what school they attended. He is gay, or at the very least, bisexual. I know that for a fact, an no Im not sharing the dirty details. His sexual confusion is what lead him to make poor decisions. That can be a very confusing thing to go through. Until someone figures that stuff out, they can act out in a plethora of ways.
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Posted by anonymous, Dec 11, 2007 11:01AM
He was always very pleasant and mild-mannered to me. It was clear that he was terrified and completely insecure. He is gay, or at the very least, bisexual. I know that for a fact, an no Im not sharing the dirty details. His sexual confusion is what lead him to make poor decisions. That can be a very confusing thing to go through. Until someone figures that stuff out, they can act out in a multitude of ways. It's just sad that it went this way.
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Posted by anonymous, Dec 11, 2007 11:05AM
Is it just me, or does it look like perhaps that pissed off hair stylist ripped out the bitch's hair extensions she didn't pay for???? lol Because it looks like her hair is short and nappy in her mug shot!
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Posted by , Dec 11, 2007 11:36AM
@11:01 Still more sexual confusion... Like Seth Tobias and Tiger. My advice to you boys that are still circling is to just land. It will keep you out of trouble. Dispense with the groping in the steam room at the gym before going home to your roomates and girlfriends, the craigs list hookups when yr out of town on business.
Coming clean is much better. Lots of good looking men to choose from, great sex and plenty of it. And no one cares.
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Posted by guest, Mar 07, 2008 5:48PM
All this crap would benefit only one person: her lesbian cellmate. Those tits will make her 10 years time feel like a day.
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Posted by guest, Oct 18, 2008 1:31AM
Nice rack????? Men, men, men.....get a grip. Does silicone really get the blood flowing? Why worship the plastic factory when they didn't even install top of the line when you can have the real deal at half the volume.
So can I safely assume that the phony rack (without the now-common teardrop augmentation) is worth just about any price.
I love the high standards. This pratt got what he deserved, as do the rest of you shallow bottom-feeders,but I guess the pie, when you've had little or none, is worth exchanging common decency for? Maybe even some jail time, god it must have been so wet.
What a pride, both of them, to their parents with such exacting moral standards. Hats off, parents.
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Posted by ANONY_MOUSE, Dec 05, 2007 11:41AM
Those are some great tits.