It’s not that often that I find myself in agreement with the Qaeda guys, so on the occasions I am, I like to make notice of it. American Al Qaeda leader Adam Gadahn, who recently made a “dramatic gesture” of tearing up his U.S. passport (pointing out that he doesn’t need it to travel “anyway”), said in a taped appearance that the subprime mortgage crisis was “triggered by right wing-fanatics trying to usher in the ends of days.”
I know what you are thinking, this is a rejection of the western capitalist system and a symbol of his return to a pure ideology not restrained by the dreadful inequalities of free markets (well, except in the case of those whores who try to walk around without veils), but DealBreaker readers know better: he’s just WAY short SPDRs.
American Al Qaeda Leader To Bush: ‘We Will Be Waiting For You’ [ABC News]

Comments (30)

  1. Posted by big r | January 7, 2008 at 2:48 PM

    does carney even work at db anymore?

  2. Posted by Anonymous | January 7, 2008 at 2:52 PM

    “does carney even work at db anymore?”
    Shhhh, you idiot. Speak not his name, less thy summon him.
    You want him back posting again?

  3. Posted by Becky Boot Fan | January 7, 2008 at 2:56 PM

    Bess, make a resoloution to swear a bit less, please.

  4. Posted by Calgary Schmooze | January 7, 2008 at 3:00 PM

    Does this mean that Phil Collins is a terist?

  5. Posted by Anonymous | January 7, 2008 at 3:01 PM

    Fuck that.

  6. Posted by girl | January 7, 2008 at 3:04 PM

    He’s totally going to be missing that passport when spring break rolls around

  7. Posted by Anonymous | January 7, 2008 at 3:22 PM

    I heard spring break in Pakistan is the shit.

  8. Posted by Aleksey Vayner | January 7, 2008 at 3:34 PM

    Check out my new book…fiction obviously.
    http://alekseyvayner.com/test/

  9. Posted by Anonymous | January 7, 2008 at 3:39 PM

    Call out the dogs…..

  10. Posted by Anal_yst | January 7, 2008 at 3:40 PM

    No way Vayner posted that, even he can’t possibly be so naive as to walk into the wrath/wit of db commentors…

  11. Posted by yer mem | January 7, 2008 at 3:49 PM

    the inherent animosity of that post scares me.

  12. Posted by JMAN | January 7, 2008 at 3:49 PM

    Can we have Vayner and Sykes fight to the death?? They make me embarrassed to be associated with Finance

  13. Posted by Anal_yst | January 7, 2008 at 3:52 PM

    @ JMAN – can we throw Michaelson and Fitz-whatshisname, that jabroni down in Atlanta in the Octagon as well?

  14. Posted by Cpt. Obvious | January 7, 2008 at 3:55 PM

    If that isn’t a contrarian indicator, I don’t know what is.

  15. Posted by Al Kida | January 7, 2008 at 3:58 PM

    I think that Genesis early ’80′s works were the best. Phil was really coming into his own. Does anyone know where I can get an ax sharpened in Midtown?

  16. Posted by on Amazon... | January 7, 2008 at 4:02 PM

    A search for Vayner produces (in the following order):
    - The Vayner Name in History (not bad)
    - The Medicine Agaist Terror (in Russian)
    - Women’s Silent TearsElectromagnetic radiation in the plasma environment around the shuttle (SuDoc NAS 1.15:106891) by Boris V. Vayner
    Don’t see his newest creation. Is he for real?

  17. Posted by girl | January 7, 2008 at 4:02 PM

    attach a few pretzels to it and let the tourists sharpen it with their teeth

  18. Posted by on Amazon... | January 7, 2008 at 4:02 PM

    A search for Vayner produces (in the following order):
    - The Vayner Name in History (not bad)
    - The Medicine Agaist Terror (in Russian)
    - Women’s Silent Tears (the only book by Alexey Vayner himself)
    - Electromagnetic radiation in the plasma environment around the shuttle (SuDoc NAS 1.15:106891) by Boris V. Vayner
    Don’t see his newest creation. Is he for real?

  19. Posted by Anonymous | January 7, 2008 at 4:13 PM

    silent tears is actually vayner.

  20. Posted by Anonymous | January 7, 2008 at 4:15 PM

    thats not even fair vayner would wipe the floor with timtim in under 5 seconds

  21. Posted by Aleksey Vayner | January 7, 2008 at 4:16 PM

    I just sold one copy to a recently laid off line worker from Detroit. He has no clue I am a complete fraud. If Tony Robbins can do this shit, I can too.

  22. Posted by watchmen | January 7, 2008 at 4:21 PM

    Bess…..this used to be a pretty good website…..what happened. Maybe screening and approving the posts would help……most of the shit I read doesn’t apply to the original topic.

  23. Posted by Anonymous | January 7, 2008 at 4:23 PM

    @watchmen- they don’t moderate comments. so either read them and deal or just read the posts.

  24. Posted by EE | January 7, 2008 at 4:26 PM

    “I heard spring break in Pakistan is the shit.”
    the bitches are easier in afghanistan

  25. Posted by Anonymous | January 7, 2008 at 4:30 PM

    EE – Mike’s Hard Lemonade lowers their inhibitions.

  26. Posted by not slimjim | January 7, 2008 at 4:46 PM

    @ 4:23 unless you’re slimjim. then you get deleted.

  27. Posted by Karl Hungus | January 7, 2008 at 4:58 PM

    Doesn’t Aleksey Vayner look a little bit like Rocco Sifredi on the website?

  28. Posted by Wootenany | January 7, 2008 at 5:10 PM

    So now Vayner is ripping off fuzzy-think guru T Harv Ekar and his “Millionaire Mind” shit?

  29. Posted by slimjim | January 7, 2008 at 5:21 PM

    Slim will live 4ever. Thanks for all the kind words.

  30. Posted by seth peck | January 7, 2008 at 5:36 PM

    i’ve watched vayners video everyday since people started talking about it. anyone know where he works/lives? i want to wax his ass.

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