Al Qaeda Fucking Nails Genesis of Subprime

It's not that often that I find myself in agreement with the Qaeda guys, so on the occasions I am, I like to make notice of it. American Al Qaeda leader Adam Gadahn, who recently made a "dramatic gesture" of tearing up his U.S. passport (pointing out that he doesn't need it to travel "anyway"), said in a taped appearance that the subprime mortgage crisis was "triggered by right wing-fanatics trying to usher in the ends of days."

I know what you are thinking, this is a rejection of the western capitalist system and a symbol of his return to a pure ideology not restrained by the dreadful inequalities of free markets (well, except in the case of those whores who try to walk around without veils), but DealBreaker readers know better: he's just WAY short SPDRs.

American Al Qaeda Leader To Bush: 'We Will Be Waiting For You' [ABC News]

Comments

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Posted by big r , Jan 07, 2008 2:48PM

does carney even work at db anymore?

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Posted by , Jan 07, 2008 2:52PM

"does carney even work at db anymore?"

Shhhh, you idiot. Speak not his name, less thy summon him.

You want him back posting again?

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Posted by Becky Boot Fan , Jan 07, 2008 2:56PM

Bess, make a resoloution to swear a bit less, please.

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Posted by Calgary Schmooze , Jan 07, 2008 3:00PM

Does this mean that Phil Collins is a terist?

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Posted by , Jan 07, 2008 3:01PM

Fuck that.

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Posted by girl , Jan 07, 2008 3:04PM

He's totally going to be missing that passport when spring break rolls around

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Posted by , Jan 07, 2008 3:22PM

I heard spring break in Pakistan is the shit.

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Posted by Aleksey Vayner , Jan 07, 2008 3:34PM

Check out my new book...fiction obviously.

http://alekseyvayner.com/test/

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Posted by , Jan 07, 2008 3:39PM

Call out the dogs.....

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Posted by Anal_yst , Jan 07, 2008 3:40PM

No way Vayner posted that, even he can't possibly be so naive as to walk into the wrath/wit of db commentors...

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Posted by yer mem , Jan 07, 2008 3:49PM

the inherent animosity of that post scares me.

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Posted by JMAN , Jan 07, 2008 3:49PM

Can we have Vayner and Sykes fight to the death?? They make me embarrassed to be associated with Finance

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Posted by Anal_yst , Jan 07, 2008 3:52PM

@ JMAN - can we throw Michaelson and Fitz-whatshisname, that jabroni down in Atlanta in the Octagon as well?

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Posted by Cpt. Obvious , Jan 07, 2008 3:55PM

If that isn't a contrarian indicator, I don't know what is.

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Posted by Al Kida , Jan 07, 2008 3:58PM

I think that Genesis early '80's works were the best. Phil was really coming into his own. Does anyone know where I can get an ax sharpened in Midtown?

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Posted by on Amazon... , Jan 07, 2008 4:02PM

A search for Vayner produces (in the following order):
- The Vayner Name in History (not bad)
- The Medicine Agaist Terror (in Russian)
- Women's Silent TearsElectromagnetic radiation in the plasma environment around the shuttle (SuDoc NAS 1.15:106891) by Boris V. Vayner

Don't see his newest creation. Is he for real?

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Posted by girl , Jan 07, 2008 4:02PM

attach a few pretzels to it and let the tourists sharpen it with their teeth

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Posted by on Amazon... , Jan 07, 2008 4:02PM

A search for Vayner produces (in the following order):
- The Vayner Name in History (not bad)
- The Medicine Agaist Terror (in Russian)
- Women's Silent Tears (the only book by Alexey Vayner himself)
- Electromagnetic radiation in the plasma environment around the shuttle (SuDoc NAS 1.15:106891) by Boris V. Vayner

Don't see his newest creation. Is he for real?

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Posted by , Jan 07, 2008 4:13PM

silent tears is actually vayner.

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Posted by , Jan 07, 2008 4:15PM

thats not even fair vayner would wipe the floor with timtim in under 5 seconds

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Posted by Aleksey Vayner , Jan 07, 2008 4:16PM

I just sold one copy to a recently laid off line worker from Detroit. He has no clue I am a complete fraud. If Tony Robbins can do this shit, I can too.

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Posted by watchmen , Jan 07, 2008 4:21PM

Bess.....this used to be a pretty good website.....what happened. Maybe screening and approving the posts would help......most of the shit I read doesn't apply to the original topic.

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Posted by , Jan 07, 2008 4:23PM

@watchmen- they don't moderate comments. so either read them and deal or just read the posts.

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Posted by EE , Jan 07, 2008 4:26PM

"I heard spring break in Pakistan is the shit."

the bitches are easier in afghanistan

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Posted by , Jan 07, 2008 4:30PM

EE - Mike's Hard Lemonade lowers their inhibitions.

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Posted by not slimjim , Jan 07, 2008 4:46PM

@ 4:23 unless you're slimjim. then you get deleted.

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Posted by Karl Hungus , Jan 07, 2008 4:58PM

Doesn't Aleksey Vayner look a little bit like Rocco Sifredi on the website?

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Posted by Wootenany , Jan 07, 2008 5:10PM

So now Vayner is ripping off fuzzy-think guru T Harv Ekar and his "Millionaire Mind" shit?

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Posted by slimjim , Jan 07, 2008 5:21PM

Slim will live 4ever. Thanks for all the kind words.

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Posted by seth peck , Jan 07, 2008 5:36PM

i've watched vayners video everyday since people started talking about it. anyone know where he works/lives? i want to wax his ass.

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