(While I’m stroking it, I’m also saying, please do not question my judgment in agreeing to pose like this. Not that I have to defend myself to you, but I think this is exactly the way America would like to see its Fed chairman, at this time especially. Anyway. Email me for the pics that didn’t make it to print: beardofunderstanding (all one word) at yahoo dot com.)
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Caption Contest Wednesday: I Stroke My Beard As If To Say, “Yeah, I Know Shit”
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“What is this ‘Stagflation’ you speak of?”
“This is my Kramer imitation. Get it?”
You’ve got a little mustard…right about…
“let me tell you where my hands are and then i will tell you where yours should be and then we can get started”
Who wants a mustache ride? Greenspan, Greenspan!!
“Hmmm….do you think Maria Bartiromo thinks about me when SHE is in the shower?”
So 1_2 and girl are getting a hotel room…interesting…
Which hotel?
“Uh, so I have to shave the sides for this to qualify as a Prison Pussy?”
I see now… Greenspan makes the bubble, Paulson bets on the pop. I wonder if I can get a gig with Elliot.
THAT is Bess Levin’s hand.
Bernanke contemplating how he can bed Tanner.
“Extra Crispy or Original Recipe. It’s so hard to decide.”
“Under my beard is another hand stroking another beard.”
Ben’s portrait the Mint will use for the planned $1000 Bill that will be in wide circulation, since 100 just isn’t what it used to be. Also provides 10x the fiscal stimulas when dropped from the helicopter.
That’s just great, the Fed Chairman trying to pick his nose on the sly…
I was going to enter this contest but I am still laughing at sledgehammer’s caption. I don’t think his can be beat. The caption, that is.
“Zillion? Jillion? Bajillion! Yeah, Bajillion! They’ll but that. Suckers.
“Zillion? Jillion? Bajillion! Yeah, Bajillion! They’ll buy that. Suckers.
“how now Dow cow…?”
And in this one I’m preventing my jaw from dropping at the realization of how deeply fucked the economy is.
“Can you guess the number in my head?”
I am not stroking my beard! I am snapping my fingers to the same tune that the traders make me dance to.
I am not stroking my beard! I am snapping my fingers to the same tune that the traders make me dance to.
Why did Bess take down her Friendster profile with her picture on it?
I seem to recall the difference between suppositories, which I receive daily, and stagflation. Perhaps I need more suppositories?
the friendster profile with the kiss blowing was fucking hot
Three things nerdy fuckers need to do to project an aura of authority:
1. You nee to be wearing suspenders to work. Make sure to put your thumbs under them and nod significantly at everything.
2. Stroke your beard and use the phrase, “That’s a good question.’ And if some pulls that on you, use: “That IIIIS a good question!”
3. There are 2 kinds of people:
a. Mr. ________
b. Hon (or Miss)
Hmmmm….I wonder if the Russians are behind this…
Now, now. What kind of question is that Mrs. Clinton…?? You and Bill know how i LOVE my fried chicken.
“From helicopters, you say. Hmmmm….”
“Ron Paul’s win will put me out of a job”
“We have been getting screwed by the system. The system that forces us guys to like girls. All right? We’re getting pushed into this. What if we just take the girls out of it? We can have our own system, it’s a counter-system. And then, you do things together, you swim, you row, you… boat, you eat, you stink. We can just be guys! You can have sex, you can do it, you know, many guys at a time, but it’s not gay.”
“Now where did I put my bowtie?”
“And today in Economics 101 we are going to discuss inflation and interest rates”
“Was the poop in 2girls1cup real?”
Wow, that is quite a rack…..subprime my ass…..
“Hmmm, what could I post that would really WOW the perverts over at youporn.com?”
“Was the poop in 2girls1cup real?”
i vote for chad @ 2:01. do we get to vote? because i would vote for chad.
“Oh, inflation and interest rates are INVERSELY correlated. I though you said POSITIVELY”
“Hmmm, what could I post that would really WOW the perverts over at youporn.com?”
“where can a man get himself some mikes hard lemonade”
“With Valtrex, I can be intimate with my partner without giving him my genital herpes”
“hmmm… I wonder if slimjim will space dock with me after the meeting”
so, alan g signed up a third consulting gig…I’ll show his 81 year old a$$, I’m going to get four jobs when I finish with this public servant (whipping boy) bs.
“Oh. I see. So all that talk of addressing my ‘inflation problems’ was literal? Awwwwkward.”
“i said reduce by 50 bps not increase……”
“one fish, two fist. red fish, blue fish”
That Just For Men stuff doesn’t work! All this tv coverage, I must do something about my gray.
That Just For Men stuff doesn’t work! All this tv coverage, I must do something about my gray.
That Just For Men stuff doesn’t work! All this tv coverage, I must do something about my gray.
“have you seen my baseball?”
“What do YOU think I should do with the interest rate?”
“hmmm… I give up. What does ‘deucage’ mean”
“hmmm… I give up. What does ‘deucage’ mean”
“hmmm… I give up. What does ‘deucage’ mean”
“Did they find any corn in the Merrill deucage?”
The (Now) Former Federal Reserve Chairman Admires his hard days work at Merrill, on the 9th floor. His Next Stop: Bear Stearns for a smoke with his good friend Jimmy.
“Wanna sniff my fingers?”
- I been had skills, Cristal spills
Hide bills in Brazil, about a mil to ice grill
Make it hard to figure me, liquor be, kickin me-
** off camera: Adam Smith’s ‘invisible hand’ gripping my nuts**
Attack with the mac, my left hand spit, right hand,
Grip on the whip, for the smooth getaway
Playa haters get away or my lead will spray
Squeeze off til I’m empty, don’t tempt me
Only, to hell I send thee, all about the…Benjis
Holla
- I been had skills, Cristal spills
Hide bills in Brazil, about a mil to ice grill
Make it hard to figure me, liquor be, kickin me-
** off camera: Adam Smith’s ‘invisible hand’ gripping my nuts**
Attack with the mac, my left hand spit, right hand,
Grip on the whip, for the smooth getaway
Playa haters get away or my lead will spray
Squeeze off til I’m empty, don’t tempt me
Only, to hell I send thee, all about the…Benjis
Holla
you do look sexy in the pic and sooo wanna do economics now (and you;)
xx