Charlie Gasparino's Advice: "Kill The Mook"

Mary in Indianapolis is a fifty year old single mother dealing with a deadbeat ex-husband who doesn’t pay child support and whose “financial incompetence” is about to drive their home into maybe forclosure*, which Mary is paying for because her name is on the mortgage, even though she’s living elsewhere and he’s shacked up with some floosie. Here’s the thing , and the thing’s two-fold. 1. I shouldn’t be laughing at this because this woman’s obviously going through a difficult time in her life, and, to be honest, there’s something oddly endearing about Dave of “The Dave Ramsey Show,” perhaps the soothingness of his voice, or the way he refers to himself as Mary’s “financial advisor” and to her as his “little sister” but 2. Angelo R. Mozilo woman! Are you seriously calling Fox Business for help here? Why don’t you just ask Jesus what he thinks you should do? He’s always been good with this kind of stuff. Or better yet, give Lon Varney a call. He’s not in the office right now, but try him on his cell:203-890-2000. I’m sure he’ll be able to get you out of this pickle.

*She thinks, she's not sure.

Comments

Posted by , Jan 30, 2008 1:26PM

meeeeaaaan

Posted by Seen Him, Jan 30, 2008 1:27PM

If Dave on FOX Business does't have an answer....no one does. Is there some way government, that CFC's big ass guy can be made to suffer a little other than giving up 37 million in severance?

Posted by , Jan 30, 2008 1:29PM

not mean, funny. fucking hilarious actually

Posted by Anonymosity, Jan 30, 2008 1:33PM

"...and to she..."

That is unacceptable.

Posted by , Jan 30, 2008 1:34PM

who's picking up the phone bill for that 203-inspired glory?
In other news, the announcement is coming out.

Posted by , Jan 30, 2008 1:40PM

stevie cohen has already been briefed on the joke, he's cool with it.

Posted by Pepe, Jan 30, 2008 1:47PM

Does Dave habla espanol?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080130/us_nm/usa_economy_immigrants_dc

Posted by matt, Jan 30, 2008 3:27PM

somewhat unfortunate that he ended up on FBN because otherwise Dave Ramsey is greatness...intelligent, and not afraid to tell people that they are money-tarded. Unlike that bull dyke on cnbc who is too busy thinking about new cargo shorts to tell people that a car payment is not an investment.

Posted by Anonymous, Jan 30, 2008 3:29PM

A.) Why do you keep posting videos from Fox Business?

B.) Why doesn't this woman get a job?

Posted by wanonymous, Jan 31, 2008 12:09AM

ha, ha ... let them eat cake.

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