Donald Trump Loves To Send People's Parents On Trips, So This Could Work

Posted by Bess Levin, Jan 14, 2008, 12:56pm

Yesterday’s Post blew the lid off of Wall Street’s best kept secret: CNBC anchor Erin Burnett’s feelings for Donald Trump. Though, by all accounts, Erin was initially aroused by The Don during his first go at bankruptcy (which showed his vulnerable side) many, many moons ago, she kept her enrapturement under wraps, for fear of being FIRED (count it) for some time. No longer. In the inaugural issue of Trump Magazine, Burnett apparently pens a love letter to the name on the marquee that borders on erotic. Speaking seriously for a sec, we don’t really see what the big D is here. Trump's unforgettable. He's magnetic and supremely confident. Above all, he’s an indefatigable worker - as a real-estate titan, entrepreneur and entertainer. Who wouldn't want a piece of that? You want to blow the lid off some loves that dare not speak their name? How about: Charlie Gasparino's love of deli meat (too late); Maria Bartiromo's love of Dick; Cody Willard's love of hot sluts with business acumen. Those are some secret loves worth revealing.

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Posted by investorcluzo, Jan 14, 2008 1:14PM

becky is already the apple of warren b's eye. so erin, being the industrious gold digger that she is, figured this was her best shot at getting a ride in a private jet to asia (even if it is only to macau). you go girl...

Posted by watchmen, Jan 14, 2008 1:21PM

Isn't D. Trump on wife number 3? O yeah, I guess that doesn't matter. Bess, elaborate on Maria's love of Dick. I thought it was Todd.

Posted by Becky Boot Fan, Jan 14, 2008 1:42PM

BQ was a bit of a trade down for Boofet after Liz C and her guns jumped ship. He's gotta miss that sulty, seductive redheaded wet-nurse. mama, mama!

Posted by Its Me, Jan 14, 2008 1:48PM

You are right Becky Boot Fan...whatever that is.......I think back to my infancy and nursing at.....you know...when I see Liz. Buffet has his choice....and the money to get it......if he so desires. If Erin is so greedy and breathes nothing but money she should zero in on Warren. Dick who, Bess?

Posted by KLW, Jan 14, 2008 2:00PM

I am frankly a little apoplectic as your use of the phrase "inaugural issue of Trump Magazine," Bessy darling. I expect an apology from you or I'm outing your secret love of The Cajun Boy.

Posted by Mokshunamos, Jan 14, 2008 2:14PM

Shouldn't that read: "Charlie Gasparino's sodomite lust for Greek-American Jamie Dimon."?

Gasparino never passes up the chance to praise Dimon--always at the expense of Sandy Weill. Which just proves that not only is Charlie a crypto-power top, he also hates Jews.

Posted by Anon, Jan 14, 2008 2:54PM

Snatch

Posted by , Jan 14, 2008 3:15PM

I got 8 Inches to impress Erin Burnett.

Posted by Ken Houghton, Jan 14, 2008 3:34PM

3:15 thinks snowfall counts, eh?

Posted by Equity Private, Jan 14, 2008 3:44PM

Does 8 inches impress anyone anymore?

Posted by Equity Private, Jan 14, 2008 3:45PM

Does 8 inches impress anyone anymore?

Posted by Anonymous, Jan 14, 2008 3:53PM

The new way to Erin's "heart" is to buy her a Lamborghini. She said this afternoon that she can't afford one. Good use of bonus money? You decide.

Posted by 1-2, Jan 14, 2008 4:08PM

Ladies and Gentlemen, EQUITY PRIVATE IS BACK!

Posted by Master of None, Jan 14, 2008 4:09PM

Magnetic? Ok Bess, time to man up. Would you do the D?

Posted by , Jan 14, 2008 4:13PM

MoN...understand sarcasm?

Posted by aloha Equity Private, Jan 14, 2008 4:24PM

Get back to blogging, girl :)

Or make some deals. Yes, I like your blog. And yes, I'm being snarky.

Posted by , Jan 14, 2008 4:50PM

In other Trump news, a wall on his soho tower sheared off today, killing a construction worker.

Posted by rahodeb, Jan 14, 2008 4:50PM

In other Trump news, a wall on his soho tower sheared off today, killing a construction worker.

Posted by Beaker, Jan 14, 2008 5:09PM

Meep!..

Posted by rt, Jan 14, 2008 5:34PM

At Donalds age there's bound to be "liquidity issues."

Posted by , Jan 14, 2008 9:49PM

3.15 is probably mentally challenged or a paraplegic or worse very poor.

Posted by Erin.B, Jan 14, 2008 9:49PM

3.15 is probably mentally challenged or a paraplegic or worse very poor.

Posted by , Jan 14, 2008 11:43PM

The Donald might consider allowing Erin B to blow him while he is on a conference call for 5 minutes, but he has access to WAY hotter ass than hers.

Posted by Disinterested Observer, Jan 14, 2008 11:45PM

Yes, Trump is married to wife no. 3. Wife no. 3 befuddled NY society by wearing two wedding dresses to her one wedding. Before we judge Trump too harshly for his multiple marriages, consider that wife no. 2 humiliated him by getting caught on a Florida beach at night without her clothes on with someone other than the Donald. Erin should be aware that Trump makes a point of getting prenuptial agreements that stand up to challenge. Wives no. 1 and 2 found this out the hard way.

Posted by , Jan 15, 2008 1:02AM

erin is a ho who will marry $$ and then get dumped when her ass gets fat(ter).

always heard bquick is interested in either gender...

Posted by , Jan 15, 2008 2:05AM

Donald Trump has got a 2 inch pecker I should know I was one of his models. Erin you can do better.

Posted by , Jan 15, 2008 9:18PM

Celebrity App commercials are almost as frightening as this market. Cramer, bud, chill. Let DT have EB, she's just playin you bro, she ain't worth it.

Posted by guest, Feb 15, 2008 1:29PM

As we learned from Erin's piece in Men's Health Magazine, Trump is one of few mens who could afford this conceited bitch.

She may as well take out an ad: "Wanted: large wallet with man. Man optional."

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