Eating Out (On Charlie Gasparino)

charlie gasparino.jpgThose watching CNBC’s “The Call” circa 11:30 this morning know that Charlie Gasparino lost a bet to Mary Thompson over how big Lloyd Blankfein’s package would be this year, with Melissa Francis officiating. The terms of the wager stated that the loser had to buy dinner at Campagnola. Interestingly enough, No Sleeves claims that he didn’t lose anything, but was simply doing the chivalrous thing that anybody boy worth his Rego Park salt would do, and treating the ladies (his words: “It’s the gentlemanly thing to do, and I am a gentleman”). Bull shit. The fact that said dinner, which came to $412.40, was paid for with a Visa card bearing the name “Gasparino” (expiration date: 09/08) is irrefutable proof that Charlie Gasparino is a terrible judge of size. Anyway. As NS noted, we enjoy chronicling his every move, from “what deli meats [he] eats to where [he] works out,” so obviously we sent Intern Scott to pose as the pepper grinder and take copious notes, as well as the Visa number with which we bought a bunch of shit for ourselves (mostly Italian delicacies filled with nitrates so the theft would go undetected). His report:

- Charlie: Mixed green salad, Dover sole with ketchup (women registered shock and disgust over choice of condiment, and I would agree), steamed broccoli on the side. (Consumption of the salad seemed forced, as though he would’ve preferred another dish but sensed he was being watched)

- Melissa: pasta with some sort of cream sauce (recommended by maître d’ “Frankie”)

- Mary: house salad

- Melissa/Mary: Split a T-bone for 2, home fry potatoes, creamed spinach, steamed broccoli

- Sooprezat on the table, Charlie didn't touch it (odd)

- White wine

- 1 Napoleon, split three ways

- Charlie gave shit to some Goldman guy

- Frankie mentioned that Charlie had been there the night before, and the night before that

- "A lot of pinky rings"

We also have some brief footage of the dinner, after the jump.

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Comments

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Posted by Becky Boot Fan , Jan 31, 2008 2:39PM

Two questions: 1. what kind of white wine? 2. Is Charlie a good tipper?

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Posted by Pinky rings , Jan 31, 2008 2:41PM

Love the pinky rings comment - spot on.

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Posted by Potvin Sucks , Jan 31, 2008 2:55PM

This post is terrible and doesn't make any sense. Stop trying so hard to be funny.

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Posted by , Jan 31, 2008 2:58PM

what are you talking about dude? this is hilarious shit. fuck off and off yourself.

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Posted by moron , Jan 31, 2008 3:02PM

@ PS- it makes sense if you know that the cnbc personalities love being written about and probably gave DB the rundown on what they ate.

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Posted by Becky Boot Fan , Jan 31, 2008 3:08PM

...make that three questions, 3. Who ate more of the t-bone, Mary or Melissa?

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Posted by Anal_tryst , Jan 31, 2008 3:12PM

Is there any truth to the rumor that C-Gas hid the bare T-bone in his ass after the girls polished off the meat?

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Posted by a.lord , Jan 31, 2008 3:16PM

i had no idea CG was the champ!

another line from CG and his old boxing days: "you punch like you take it up the ass!".

also, his methods of asking women out are reminiscent of that one Seinfeld episode.

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Posted by Anal_yst , Jan 31, 2008 3:23PM

Appreciate the quasi-imatation, and i second your questioning of that rumor

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Posted by , Jan 31, 2008 3:47PM

Who knew that this place was anthing special. I eat the pizza at Delizia, a few doors away on 1/73rd. Best on the east side.

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Posted by Patrick Bateman , Jan 31, 2008 3:51PM

Campagnola? I prefer Dorsia myself. Anybody know where to get rare Huey Lewis tracts or buy the best Japanese chef knives/ax? I'm inviting someone over tonight and want to have a great time.

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Posted by girl , Jan 31, 2008 4:04PM

could you not put charlie gasparino and eating out in the same sentence- i have very sensitive reflexes

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Posted by , Jan 31, 2008 4:23PM

you dirty little girl.....

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Posted by Jack , Jan 31, 2008 4:37PM

Gaspi is one of the best CNBC contributors.
Anyone watch StreetSigns today? Wondering if that's the new Arab guy (he's in NY) Erin Burnett is hot on or the other.They seat on petrodollars, and no doubt will fulfill the "8 Impress Me List" of Erin.Remember they can have as much as 4 wives.

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Posted by Patrick Bateman , Jan 31, 2008 4:38PM

It's habit. Moving from IB to my own real estate ventures. Besides, I wasn't doing anything on the Street anyway. I often just sat in my office doodling. And now I can design my business cards any way I want and spend as much as I want. I also don't have to hang out with a**holes who have nothing better to do than be jealous of me.

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Posted by , Jan 31, 2008 4:41PM

Chuck Gas is a douche

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Posted by bess' daddy issues , Jan 31, 2008 5:24PM

Please explain the robbins/a-less chaps reference.

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Posted by Anonymous , Jan 31, 2008 7:43PM

@3:51: Do you think C-Gas could get a table at Dorsia on a Wednesday night? Hahah!

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Posted by Anonymous , Jan 31, 2008 7:47PM

@3:51: Do you think C-Gas could get a table at Dorsia on a Wednesday night? Hahah!

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Posted by cnbc , Jan 31, 2008 7:54PM

Some Brain-Trust.... total IQ at that dinner 38 ..... plus , it's such an over-rated restaurant

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Posted by Al , Jan 31, 2008 7:59PM

Talk about 3 knuckleheads .... wonder what they were all screaming at each other about ..... what's up with that ? too many Pacino movies running at Charlie's place ?

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Posted by girl on girl , Jan 31, 2008 9:41PM

i gotta side with girl here, the thought of C-Gas eating out, ick. i hear dylan's pretty good though.

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Posted by CG , Jan 31, 2008 9:45PM

Campagnola ..... Chef Boyardi is more like it

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Posted by CG , Jan 31, 2008 9:46PM

Campagnola ..... Chef Boyardi is more like it

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Posted by Anonymous , Jan 31, 2008 9:51PM

Dylan Ratigan is rumored to be a very bad tipper.

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Posted by , Jan 31, 2008 11:04PM

you guys kill me. 1) Dorsia is way cool but the food is just passable 2) CG has a great job while you're binding pitch books 3) If he was standard issue classless NY kike, which is the vibe I sense most here, you wouldn't bat an eye. His sin is that he's an Italian guy from the boros.

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Posted by , Feb 01, 2008 1:30AM

C-Gaspi for Vice Prez!

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Posted by , Feb 01, 2008 1:38AM

Girls at work are crazy of C-Gas and DRatigan .They find these two dudes hot! just don't get it!

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Posted by Anonymous , Feb 01, 2008 2:00AM

Anonymous @ 11:04pm: "standard issue classless NY kike"? It's your vibe that's a killer, bigot.

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