Personal assistant Billy Ash, AKA Mr. Madam, a Ft. Lauderdale-based gay pimp (insofar that he is both gay and a pimp) who claims Tobias had a drug and alcohol addiction, in addition to a healthy interest in paying for sex, a volatile relationship with his wife (which was a cover for his homosexuality), “many” boyfriends, including an exotic dancer from the local Palm Beach gay club (Cupids) known to friends and clients as Tiger, whose dalliances with Tobias contributed to Filomena’s decision to kill him, has passed a lie detector test. I'm satisfied.
Earlier: Okay.
Tobias Aide Aced Polygraph, Atty Sez [HFN]
Posted by Zbignew , Jan 04, 2008 12:33PM
Best. Graphic. Ever.
Posted by NotNasser , Jan 04, 2008 12:34PM
Hey, it's all good entertainment either way, so ... whatever.
But don't discount the "crazy" possibility as an interpretation of that polygraph test yet.
I won't estimate how great that possibility is, but its above zero, surely.
Or, I'm super-di-duper undecided.
Posted by tiger , Jan 04, 2008 12:40PM
BEST STORY of 2007, def. it will only get better when it is revealed that britney spears is somehow involved in this
Posted by bzzzzz bzzzzz , Jan 04, 2008 1:31PM
LOL
omg where did that graphic come from
Posted by big r , Jan 04, 2008 1:32PM
happy im not the only one who thinks of the other tobias when reading about this. great pic BL.
Posted by , Jan 04, 2008 1:45PM
The Tobias pic outshines the entry.
Posted by , Jan 04, 2008 1:49PM
he looks like the guy from arrested development
Posted by dick , Jan 04, 2008 1:56PM
@ 1.45, actually, the whole thing is great.
Posted by Bullet Dodger , Jan 04, 2008 2:22PM
Years ago (9 years), my brother set me up with Seth T. We went to Clementine (maybe it was called One Fifth at that time), and he was so full of nervous energy (in my innocence, I couldn't fathom that it might be drugs but looking back on it, of course it was), tapping his fingers, feet, reaching all over hte place, etc. etc. Even more bizarre given his proclivities was how much he wanted the invite up for some Maxwell House after dinner. He was a short little troll (he had begged my brother to set us up after seeing me at a terrace bbq) so I didn't go out with him again, but eesh.
Posted by , Jan 04, 2008 2:25PM
Bullet Dodger - are you a chick or a homo?
Not that there's anything wrong with homos.
Posted by , Jan 04, 2008 2:33PM
@1:49 it is tobias from arrested development
Posted by EE , Jan 04, 2008 2:37PM
anyone else just see Burnett hit on Scarborough?
Posted by , Jan 04, 2008 2:41PM
@2:33 Original post says "given his proclivites". Are you straight and stupid or gay and stupid. Probably the former. NY is filled with dumb straight boys.
Posted by , Jan 04, 2008 2:49PM
@2:41
2:33?? wtf are you talking about shithead? I guess you mean 2:25.
Also, the fag was married (to a woman) thus the question. moron.
Posted by Bullet Dodger , Jan 04, 2008 2:51PM
I'm of the XX persuasion. Confusing to me as to whether he just didn't know he was gay at the time, or was looking for a beard.
Posted by The Rememberer , Jan 04, 2008 2:51PM
Remember what Jeff Skilling is alleged to have said to his "celly" in Minnesota: "Never do anything that you wouldn't want to read about the next day on Dealbreaker..."
And get back to work, Mr. Ellis.
Posted by , Jan 04, 2008 2:55PM
@2:49 You need to get a dictionary and look up "proclivities". I know its a big word and that you didn't have to do that well on your SATs to get into U of Delaware, but you'll be a better boy for understanding what it means.
Posted by Gerg , Jan 04, 2008 3:34PM
Polygraphs are junk science. I'm not saying any of it is false but I wouldn't base any conclusions on the results of a polygraph.
Posted by , Jan 04, 2008 4:07PM
Is that David Cross tied to a tree?
Posted by not 2:49 , Jan 04, 2008 4:13PM
Why'd you have to go bring U of D into it?
Posted by AJ , Jan 04, 2008 4:34PM
Bess, my dear, did you see that JDate is for sale?
Posted by , Jan 04, 2008 4:45PM
AJ, you ever get the courage to ask BL out?
Posted by AJ , Jan 04, 2008 5:43PM
Bess and I have a completely professional relationship
Posted by , Jan 04, 2008 5:56PM
@AJ- sorry, man.
Posted by Tobias Funke , Jan 05, 2008 2:10PM
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
Posted by , Jan 05, 2008 7:38PM
Poopies
Posted by , Feb 05, 2008 4:11PM
First let me tell you that Billy Ash did great at the depostion and told the truth on what he was told happened that night that Seth Tobias was murdered. Billy was not in Florida the night Filomena killed Seth and only knows what Filomena told him. Billy has passed a polygraph. The tox report confirms his story on what he was saying for 5 months. It's sad that Filomena killed her husband Seth Tobias and her third husband Jay Jacknin told her to use his cell phone when talking to Billy in case her phones were taped. It's also sad that Jay Jacknin got onthe phone and called Billy from his office, cell and than several times from his home to tell him to lie in probate. That call was taped of Jay telling Billy to lie. It's very sad that Billy Ash had to hire a private P.I.'s to go and get statements from all past workers of Filomena's and Jay's that they pay there workers in cash and won't give 1099's and than make threats about taxes when the worker's don't do as ordered and Jay's office represents that area for taxes. Filomena killed Seth. The tox reports are out and his body contained ambien. Jay broke the law and knew he was doing it since he is an attorney. Jay has made claims in the past that Filomena cheated on him, was doing lots of drugs, and threatened to kill him. Filomena killed Seth Tobias. Billy feels very sorry for her but wasn't going to go to jail and cover up her crime as Jay Jacknin did. God Bless Filomena and I hope she doesn't get death, since in Florida that is usually the case in this type of murder. Billy is awaiting Jay's next move before he starts filing massive amounts of law suits against Jay and Filomena, but Billy said the paper work is ready to go. Billy does feel sorry for Filomena's two youngest kids but a crime is a crime and both of there parents are in the middle of crimes. I hope Filomena doesn't get death but she did kill Seth Tobias.
Posted by Trish , Feb 10, 2008 8:42PM
I just saw a recent picture of Phyllis. She gained a lot of weight and looks really, really old! She killed Seth Tobias!