Ex Lax

Posted by Bess Levin, Jan 23, 2008, 6:19pm

Earlier today, we gave you a taste of the latest toy seeking kept-boy status as part of PocketChangeNYC's upcoming (2/7!) speed dating event for "rich older women and hot younger men." This particular BT was a lacrosse playing derivatives broker named Tom. Not bad on the eyes, and appeared to have a summer share down the shore which equalled points in Blarney's book. Later, Tom contacted us to express his displeasure at seeing the photos he'd sent to PCNYC up on our site. And then he contacted us again. And then he contacted us a third time. Below is the transcript.

From: [redacted]

To: tips@dealbreaker.com

Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2008 4:36 PM

Subject: DealBreaker Tip

Who can I talk to about removing the post “just me and my lax stick kicking it tonight?” I don’t know where this came from but would like it to be removed.
______________________________________________________________________

From: bess@dealbreaker.com

To: [redacted]

Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2008 5:13 PM

Subject: RE: DealBreaker Tip

Hi Tim, I am out of the country right now. I will think about whether or not to do something about your request and contact you when I return.
________________________________________________________________________

From: [redacted]

To: tips@dealbreaker.com

Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2008 4:44 PM

Subject: DealBreaker Tip

Is there any way you can remove my picture from the post “just me and my lax stick kicking it tonight”? I don’t know how the pictures ended up on the site or who they came from but would appreciate it if they are removed. Thanks.
________________________________________________________________________

From: bess@dealbreaker.com

To: [redacted]

Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2008 5:14 PM

Subject: RE: DealBreaker Tip

Hi Tim, I am having snacks right now. I will think about whether or not to do something about your request and contact you when I return.
________________________________________________________________________

From: [redacted]

To: tips@dealbreaker.com

Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2008 4:46 PM

Subject: DealBreaker Tip

Listen, I'm serious. I need to talk to someone about removing the post "just me and my lax stick kicking it tonight" from your site right now.
________________________________________________________________________

From: bess@dealbreaker.com

To: [redacted]

Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2008 5:15 PM

Subject: RE: DealBreaker Tip

Hi Tim, I'm playing a computer game that takes up my whole screen. I will think about whether or not to do something about your request and contact you when I run out of lives.
__________________________________________________________________________

From: bess@dealbreaker.com

To: [redacted]

Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2008 5:15 PM

Subject: RE: DealBreaker Tip

Just kidding about those last ones. I'll remove your picture now

In retrospect, I should've just replied to all queries with this.

--Charlie Gasparino in New York contributed to this report.

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Posted by , Jan 23, 2008 6:36PM

oh my god bess

Posted by , Jan 23, 2008 6:49PM

the replacement shots on the original post = amazing

Posted by larry, Jan 23, 2008 6:56PM

great stuff

Posted by Mike's. Hard. Lemonade., Jan 23, 2008 7:06PM

Not to state the obvious, but how many times do these retards have to realize that when they post stupid shit on the internets (or send flaming emails that are forwarded to every bank on Wall St, and the one in Charlette), this shit is in the public domain?

Posted by L. Craig, Jan 23, 2008 7:09PM

Mmmmmm. He sounds fiesty.

Posted by , Jan 23, 2008 7:15PM

that was a priceless email exchange. on both ends.

Posted by big r, Jan 23, 2008 7:22PM

love the aim away message reference

"I'm playing a computer game that takes up my whole screen"

Posted by , Jan 23, 2008 7:36PM

Bess,

Posts like this make me want to take you to second base. And go in head-first, like Pete Rose.

Posted by fake Ron Howard, Jan 23, 2008 8:00PM

nice AD reference, 7:36

Posted by , Jan 23, 2008 8:34PM

From the time stamp it would appear that Bess didn't send her clever responses in sequence - a bit deceiving but still funny I guess. She got the initial and follow-up emails from this guy, then decided to reply back all at once. Kind of disappointing.

Posted by , Jan 23, 2008 8:55PM

what are you talking about dude? that's teh best part, the fact that he sent all three emails in a span of ten minutes without ever having heard back from bess. his urgency in getting "just me and my lax stick kicking it tonight" off the site is hilarious.

Posted by mrpink, Jan 23, 2008 10:02PM

The replacement photos are HILARIOUS. Nice score, Bess

-mrp

Posted by Disinterested Observer, Jan 24, 2008 1:00AM

Thanks for introducing me to someecards.com. Check out the sympathy cards; they're the best.

Posted by Cup Girl, Jan 24, 2008 2:03AM

i need ex lax

Posted by , Jan 24, 2008 7:53AM

wait why did you have to take the pictures down though? did kobre kim threaten you again?

DB bends like a reed in the wind.

Posted by , Jan 24, 2008 7:56AM

Uh, can you at least link to his picture then? really this should be preserved for posterity

Posted by , Jan 24, 2008 8:31AM

making b/c she's not evil?

Posted by , Jan 24, 2008 8:54AM

bess you hear that? they are doubting whether you are evil.

i think it is closer to a question about journalistic integrity than evil or not. this is a tabloid after all.

Posted by AJ, Jan 24, 2008 9:41AM

Bess, amazing

Posted by enjointhis, Jan 24, 2008 10:01AM

Oh my.

Usually I don't post here. I'm a lawyer and above all these monkeyshines. But Bess, I have hopelessly and irrevocably fallen in love with you.

-- ET!

Posted by 36th Chamber, Jan 24, 2008 10:20AM

I think the lesson we can all learn from this is if you're going to post pictures on the internet, they should only be naked because at least then when a bunch of jerks make fun of you, they'll be doing it from home and not from work.

Posted by girl, Jan 24, 2008 10:27AM

hahah this is fabulous, especiallly that last comment @ 36th chamber

Posted by Billium, Jan 24, 2008 11:27AM

She's funny and sweet. Like the drycleaner's daughter I met last night.

Posted by curious George, Jan 24, 2008 10:59PM

My curiousity is Bess male or female or both?

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