How Will Jim Cramer's Nephew Get Laid Now?

Posted by Bess Levin, Jan 29, 2008, 3:15pm

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Jim Cramer announced on a "Wall Street Confidential" segment today that he's renouncing tech, which tech must really be beating itself up over, the loss of Uncle Jimbo's support. Why is he turning his back on a sector he previously shilled for like Alfonso Reibera for Pepsi? Well, he's "frustrated" with it. It's the only cohort where you get a good earnings per share number and the stocks do nothing or go down, it's the worst risk-reward in the game, no "pizzaz," no new product cycles. The disappointment of VMware, blah blah blah let's just cut the bullshit. The real reason Cramer is suddenly saying he was wrong about Tech is that he read a piece from this very website earlier this morning in which the author said he agreed with the bobblehead and it's just been constant waves of revulsion pulsating through his body ever since. Those close to him say that Cramer has put in motion a two part cleansing process (which he'll discuss on "Mad Money" later today). Step 1: take back anything he's ever said about anything ever Step 2: ritual suicide on Fox Business (pay-per-view perhaps, though the particulars are still being hammered out).

Earlier: Street.com Correspondent Gets First Date As Result of iPhone

Cramer Throws in the Tech Towel [thestreet.com]

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Posted by JMAN, Jan 29, 2008 3:25PM

Im sure ole Jimmy loved AAPL at $200. Guy is a HACK, he should just go away. Kudos to Barrons calling his bluff last year. The sad thing is the retards in middle america hang on his every word

Posted by Bugs Meany, Jan 29, 2008 3:37PM

That's a nice lookin' Jewess.

Posted by girl, Jan 29, 2008 3:38PM

i mean its pretty obvious his nephew's going to have to buy an Air Mac and RUN to the nearest starbucks to set up camp

Posted by TheUnrepentantGunner, Jan 29, 2008 3:54PM

why would he need a laptop?

I mean, he hasn't busted his I-Phone... he can still camp at starbucks, and still look hip... at least if he sets up camp on Fordham's Campus...

Posted by , Jan 29, 2008 3:56PM

Britanny Umar is hot.

Posted by these are the rules, Jan 29, 2008 4:00PM

@ gunner- when jim cramer renounces tech, EVERY ONE IN HIS FAMILY MUST RENOUNCE TECH AS WELL.

Posted by girl, Jan 29, 2008 4:02PM

bc even the crackhead who camps outside felix on sundays has an i-phone. this kid needs to step up his game

Posted by , Jan 29, 2008 4:07PM

girl, i think it's less about the iphone not being cool anymore and more about the cramers (and masons-- nephew is cliff mason) turning their backs on tech. so he needs alternative ways to get the panties to drop...

Posted by girl, Jan 29, 2008 4:17PM

@ 4:07. he'd be better of renouncing rights to co-production of the show/ any inheritance associated therewith and just taking my advice.

cliff, if you're reading this: Pre-order that sh-t before all the plebs get their little paws on it. you can thank me later.

Posted by TheUnrepentantGunner, Jan 29, 2008 4:29PM

Good burns everyone...

Sounds like Cliff might need cabfare to Hofstra, or Wagner...

Posted by , Jan 29, 2008 4:36PM

"Its better to know it and admit it" yeah, whatever Cramer. (like being a douche?)

If I thought he was being sincere, I be buying tech across the board.

Rule #1 (2 & 3): Discount everything you hear from a shill. EVERYTHING.

Posted by , Jan 29, 2008 4:48PM

when was the last time Cramer was right?

Posted by chad, Jan 29, 2008 5:50PM

i just spent the last 20 minutes trying to find out who that girl sitting next to him in the video is. I think i'm in love.

Posted by Ken Houghton, Jan 29, 2008 5:51PM

"The disappointment of VMware"

He means the over-monetization of VMWare, right? VMWare is the Boston Chicken of the Oughts--users love it, there's just no reason for them to raise that much capital.

Posted by , Jan 29, 2008 6:36PM

They need to do a better job of keeping that camera off Cramer and on Brittany.

Posted by buck rogers, Jan 30, 2008 8:14AM

5:50 - I'm with you there (orders stalking kit from skalkersRus.com)

Posted by bill e, Jan 30, 2008 11:53AM

She is not a Jewess..

Posted by , Jan 30, 2008 12:35PM

this guy is Wall Street's equivalent to the WWF.

Posted by Britney is nice, Jan 31, 2008 1:35AM

I am creating a website that will raise money to get Britney a boob job. That girl would be a force with some knockers. Anyone else notice that Cramer had to keep putting his hands under the desk to tuck his cock between his legs?

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