I Ask Because I Genuinely Want To Know

By Bess Levin

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Not that I sit around cackling at the idea of middle aged billionaires groveling for money, but, true or false: there’s something mildly amusing about the idea of a man who has pinchers where, anatomically speaking, hands should be, down on his crab hands and knees, begging for some clams?
Steve’s Sorry [NYP]

Comments (11)

  1. 1
    Posted by Anonymous | January 7, 2008 at 2:23 PM

    TRUE.

  2. 2
    Posted by big r | January 7, 2008 at 2:44 PM

    thats an intense pic tag BL

  3. 3
    Posted by HAM'05 | January 7, 2008 at 2:46 PM

    mildly amusing?? thats like saying american gladiators is kind of entertaining. or slimjim is mildly homophobic. or i am sort of handsome.
    i hope that picture makes it up at least once a day.

  4. 4
    Posted by Seton Hall '07 | January 7, 2008 at 3:10 PM

    too bad slimjim’s on the banned list

  5. 5
    Posted by Anal_yst | January 7, 2008 at 3:23 PM

    That article/pic is awesome just like american gladiators was/is awesome. I can’t wait for Zach michaelson/Tim Sykes/etc to get crushed by that 6’8 380-pounder they got (or even that white goodman-esque Wolf guy for that matter)

  6. 6
    Posted by Anonymous | January 7, 2008 at 4:37 PM

    the return of ol’ crab hands . . . how i’ve missed that pic!

  7. 7
    Posted by Abe Froman | January 7, 2008 at 4:41 PM

    Here’s my favorite part of that article:
    “Such a climb-down is a first for Schwarzman, who is renowned in deal making circles for his arrogance and complete lack of people skills.”

  8. 8
    Posted by Williams '07 | January 7, 2008 at 5:14 PM

    What the fuck is up with all these fags signing themselves with their college name and year? GO EPHS!!

  9. 9
    Posted by Anonymous | January 7, 2008 at 5:20 PM

    @5:14 Youre obviously new to all this. There are only three: Seton Hall ’07 (a rugby boy apparently), HAM’05 and WES ’06 (who posts infrequently), none of which are “fags”, as I found out one day when I suggested we all get together for a four way.

  10. 10
    Posted by Anonymous | January 7, 2008 at 5:22 PM

    @5:14 BTW: how bout you? Bet you look hot in yr little purple shorts with the big W on them…

  11. 11
    Posted by Anonymous | January 7, 2008 at 5:33 PM

    EPHs boy: Welcome. Plus did you know Bess (Levin, who does the editorial here) is a Lord Jeff?

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