Not that I sit around cackling at the idea of middle aged billionaires groveling for money, but, true or false: there's something mildly amusing about the idea of a man who has pinchers where, anatomically speaking, hands should be, down on his crab hands and knees, begging for some clams?
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Posted by , Jan 07, 2008 2:23PM
TRUE.
Posted by big r , Jan 07, 2008 2:44PM
thats an intense pic tag BL
Posted by HAM'05 , Jan 07, 2008 2:46PM
mildly amusing?? thats like saying american gladiators is kind of entertaining. or slimjim is mildly homophobic. or i am sort of handsome.
i hope that picture makes it up at least once a day.
Posted by Seton Hall '07 , Jan 07, 2008 3:10PM
too bad slimjim's on the banned list
Posted by Anal_yst , Jan 07, 2008 3:23PM
That article/pic is awesome just like american gladiators was/is awesome. I can't wait for Zach michaelson/Tim Sykes/etc to get crushed by that 6'8 380-pounder they got (or even that white goodman-esque Wolf guy for that matter)
Posted by , Jan 07, 2008 4:37PM
the return of ol' crab hands . . . how i've missed that pic!
Posted by Abe Froman , Jan 07, 2008 4:41PM
Here's my favorite part of that article:
"Such a climb-down is a first for Schwarzman, who is renowned in deal making circles for his arrogance and complete lack of people skills."
Posted by Williams '07 , Jan 07, 2008 5:14PM
What the fuck is up with all these fags signing themselves with their college name and year? GO EPHS!!
Posted by , Jan 07, 2008 5:20PM
@5:14 Youre obviously new to all this. There are only three: Seton Hall '07 (a rugby boy apparently), HAM'05 and WES '06 (who posts infrequently), none of which are "fags", as I found out one day when I suggested we all get together for a four way.
Posted by , Jan 07, 2008 5:22PM
@5:14 BTW: how bout you? Bet you look hot in yr little purple shorts with the big W on them...
Posted by , Jan 07, 2008 5:33PM
EPHs boy: Welcome. Plus did you know Bess (Levin, who does the editorial here) is a Lord Jeff?