I Ask Because I Genuinely Want To Know

Posted by Bess Levin, Jan 07, 2008, 2:13pm

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Not that I sit around cackling at the idea of middle aged billionaires groveling for money, but, true or false: there's something mildly amusing about the idea of a man who has pinchers where, anatomically speaking, hands should be, down on his crab hands and knees, begging for some clams?

Steve's Sorry [NYP]

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Posted by , Jan 07, 2008 2:23PM

TRUE.

Posted by big r, Jan 07, 2008 2:44PM

thats an intense pic tag BL

Posted by HAM'05, Jan 07, 2008 2:46PM

mildly amusing?? thats like saying american gladiators is kind of entertaining. or slimjim is mildly homophobic. or i am sort of handsome.

i hope that picture makes it up at least once a day.

Posted by Seton Hall '07, Jan 07, 2008 3:10PM

too bad slimjim's on the banned list

Posted by Anal_yst, Jan 07, 2008 3:23PM

That article/pic is awesome just like american gladiators was/is awesome. I can't wait for Zach michaelson/Tim Sykes/etc to get crushed by that 6'8 380-pounder they got (or even that white goodman-esque Wolf guy for that matter)

Posted by , Jan 07, 2008 4:37PM

the return of ol' crab hands . . . how i've missed that pic!

Posted by Abe Froman, Jan 07, 2008 4:41PM

Here's my favorite part of that article:

"Such a climb-down is a first for Schwarzman, who is renowned in deal making circles for his arrogance and complete lack of people skills."

Posted by Williams '07, Jan 07, 2008 5:14PM

What the fuck is up with all these fags signing themselves with their college name and year? GO EPHS!!

Posted by , Jan 07, 2008 5:20PM

@5:14 Youre obviously new to all this. There are only three: Seton Hall '07 (a rugby boy apparently), HAM'05 and WES '06 (who posts infrequently), none of which are "fags", as I found out one day when I suggested we all get together for a four way.

Posted by , Jan 07, 2008 5:22PM

@5:14 BTW: how bout you? Bet you look hot in yr little purple shorts with the big W on them...

Posted by , Jan 07, 2008 5:33PM

EPHs boy: Welcome. Plus did you know Bess (Levin, who does the editorial here) is a Lord Jeff?

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