Immaculate Collection Of Garbage

Great news for the ninety three percent of DealBreaker readers who call themselves “serious” Madonna fans, publically or privately (don’t be ashamed of your shame, Carney’s also in the closet about this). You can now give U.K.-based Marquee Capital at least $19,000 for a minimum of ten years and hope that the Madonna memorabilia they’ve been quietly amassing to create “the world’s largest collection” of Madge crap, including outfits she’s worn and a signed American Express card, are flipped for mucho dinero. The firm’s CEO, Chetan Trivedi, says potential investors should get in now, before Madonna’s 50th birthday, when things like an empty water bottle fished out of the singer’s trash can will go for maybe twice the price of what it cost them to buy the bottle from the bum who dug it out in the first place, and triple what Madge paid for it originally. Marquee will also be selling items that previously belonged to Michael Jackson (his kiddie porn collection) and Elton John (same). Back to the scat play.

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Posted by virgin, like me?, Jan 11, 2008 3:18PM

Are they going to pick up her latest release from the Merril washroom?

Posted by virgin, like me?, Jan 11, 2008 3:19PM

Are they going to pick up her latest release from the Merril washroom?

Posted by , Jan 11, 2008 3:25PM

Marquee will also be selling items that previously belonged to Michael Jackson (his kiddie porn collection) and Elton John (same).

Posted by , Jan 11, 2008 3:31PM

I would only invest with them if they had one of her used dildos which she named 'Sanchez' and it was validated as used by a certain ML employee (via both sniff and visual tests).

Posted by HAM'05, Jan 11, 2008 3:37PM

i only wish this gem hadn't been preempted by 1guy1can

Posted by , Jan 11, 2008 4:19PM

Check out one of the PMs/BMs at Marquee - Hashit Shah.

It all comes together.

Posted by , Jan 14, 2008 11:45AM

Hey Bess- do you know anything about the Mad Money (movie) screening for the Women of Wall Street council, with a cocktail reception hosted by Jim Kramer? It's tomorrow night at the Tribeca Grand

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