Job Of The Week: CDO Structurer

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Everyone has been coming down hard on CDOs lately, which is why this week we’ve decided to find you hard working CDO boys and girls a new job. A large European bank located in New York City is looking for a junior CDO Structurer to join their Asset Securitization group. This position will be responsible for structuring new issue CDO’s backed by various asset classes including, ABS, MBS, and other CDO’s. Don’t let them tell you it’s over baby. It has just begun.

There are dozens of new jobs each week in the DealBreaker Career Center. If you’re angry about your bonus or layoffs, it’s probably time you took a look-see.

Comments

Posted by clmgd30, Jan 18, 2008 5:06PM

Starting pay - 35K

Posted by AJ, Jan 18, 2008 5:19PM

I find this post hilarious in light of your post yesterday entitled: "Thain Says CDO Market Is Not Coming Back"

http://www.dealbreaker.com/2008/01/thain_says_cdo_market_is_not_c.php

Posted by John Carney, Jan 18, 2008 5:23PM

I guess the "large European bank" isn't taking orders or advice from Thain.

Posted by Mike Hunt, Jan 18, 2008 5:26PM

Does the job provide a busty single nymphomanic female ASSistant with an IQ of 80 who thinks the film 'Secretary' is the greatest movie EVER? I won't even consider any offers unless that demand is listed in the placement ad.

Posted by Mark, Jan 18, 2008 7:39PM

Hey guys, I'm excited about this job prospect. I am 43. I have never worked in anything close to the finance or trading. Mostly, I know f*** all about CDOs.

That makes me a perfect candidate, right?

Posted by Duh, Jan 18, 2008 7:47PM

Hey, Dealbreaker -- news for you. It's not just CDO people who are getting laid off...

Posted by , Jan 19, 2008 9:08AM

A very risky business right now. CS is doing massive layoffs in Fixed Income division next week.

Posted by fastmoney, Jan 19, 2008 12:05PM

there is no job... if you read the fine print, the e-mail address is for a headhunter who is probably just fishing for resumes so he can blast them out to every e-mail address he knows in hopes that he can hook somebody up and make his 30% commission... nice try

Posted by , Jan 19, 2008 9:02PM

i heard the same..................yea the market looks really shitty right now, as it should

Posted by leo, Jan 19, 2008 10:01PM

lots of jobs in Asia, I heard the Chinese will take anyone to sell fishballs in the street

Posted by ex cdo guy, Jan 20, 2008 12:03PM

yep, the arians suck...they are the monster.com of the structured products world...

Posted by Dan Bush, Jan 20, 2008 10:02PM

Shit Fuck Fuckety Fuck Fuck Fuck...Shit

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