Job Of The Week: Get Right With Putin

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This week's entry comes all the way from Mother Russia. Morgan Stanley's Global Capital Markets group needs a Russian Federation analyst. Pack your bags and get on the plane to Moscow. The group handles a full range of capital raising activities, from executing an IPO, a debt offering to orchestrating a leveraged buyout. They’re looking for a candidate with strong valuation and modelling skills. And, of course, fluency in Russian.

We understand that they are not considering Eugene Plotkin as a possible candidate.

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Comments

Posted by Novice, Jan 04, 2008 1:52PM

Next time I see Putin, I am going to kick his teeth in.

Posted by LexSteelz, Jan 04, 2008 2:21PM

Next time you see Putin is when your head is hanging on the wall of his trophy room.

Posted by Captain Stabbin, Jan 04, 2008 3:51PM

long time no see Lex

Posted by Novice, Jan 04, 2008 10:24PM

@ 2:21: I'm not intimidated.

I bow-hunt polar bear. I once drove a rental car into the Hudson just to practice escaping.

Posted by vb, Jan 05, 2008 1:19PM

"... is an equal opportunities employer and is committed to fair treatment, regardless of background (including criminal record)." - this notice gives Plotkin a chance!

Posted by Really Bad Dude, Jan 06, 2008 8:45PM

I have torn tags off of mattresses even though they warn you not to.

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