Market Movers: Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

Posted by Bess Levin, Jan 23, 2008, 9:24am

Fox Business's "Happy Hour" had the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders on yesterday as the third installment of a thirty-part series entitled "Hot Bitches For Cody To Make A Fool Of Himself In Front Of" (parts one and two were the strippers and Neil Patrick Harris, respectively; CNBC's Charlie Gasparino is slated for part four). Apparently the girls are partnered with a plumbing company called "Roto-Rooters" which opened the door for Cody to ask "When does the reality show 'Pimp My Toilet' come out?" and the redhead to fake laugh at the joke. The best part of the skit is when Rebecca asks if the cowgirls are getting paid for promoting bathroom fixtures and Polly Pocket responds that while they answer may be "yes," it's honestly just an honor to be able to work with them [the plumbers]. Also up there is blondie's last name-- Swicegood. And when Cody goes, "Okay, I want to talk business with you." And basically just the entire thing. Yeah, I love it all.

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Posted by , Jan 23, 2008 9:38AM

that's not all they moved

Posted by (not that i'm complaining), Jan 23, 2008 9:39AM

fucking fox

Posted by Nominate me, Jan 23, 2008 9:49AM

Lowest common denominator.

Fox really has been gunning for the Dave Ramsey/Suze Orman sophistication crowd, but even they may think this stuff is absolute drivel.

Posted by , Jan 23, 2008 10:05AM

Polly Pockets. brilliant.

Posted by JMAN, Jan 23, 2008 10:14AM

Cody just proving time and time again that he cant close. Also, Im sure jerry Jones had these girls canned as soon as they said they were rooting for his sworn enemy.

Posted by EE, Jan 23, 2008 10:41AM

at least they're not as dumb as the strippers so...yea, high five

Posted by , Jan 23, 2008 11:09AM

I didn't even watch it.

God, I hate Cody.

Posted by Blah, Jan 23, 2008 11:25AM

I think I speak for everyone here when I say I would rather eat canapes made from dick cheese on crackers than watch an FBN video clip. Please, no more.

Posted by just saying..., Jan 23, 2008 11:28AM

Cody? haha talk about a name that fits the person perfectly.

Posted by , Jan 23, 2008 11:28AM

any reports from the SLM call? i didnt have the heart to listen today, the earnings calls are usually SOOOOO boring

Posted by , Jan 23, 2008 11:34AM

It would be an insult to mentally handicapped people to simply call Cody retarded, because he is beyond retarded, he is the Uber-tard.

Posted by , Jan 23, 2008 11:37AM

@ blah

you speak for yourself and i would ask you to shut the fuck up.

Posted by , Jan 23, 2008 11:48AM

rebecca gomez in a cheerleader outfit
ohyez

Posted by GrrlsGoneWild, Jan 23, 2008 11:56AM

When the Doogie-Cody Sex Tape becomes public, will you please post clips? Thank you.

Posted by , Jan 23, 2008 3:33PM

You know, I was practically speechless after watching the clip. It got me down and then I read 11:25...and had a huge laugh. So overall, a positive experience. You shut the fuck up 11:37!

Posted by , Jan 23, 2008 3:35PM

You know, I was practically speechless after watching the clip. It got me down and then I read 11:25...and had a huge laugh. So overall, a positive experience. You shut the fuck up 11:37!

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