Millions of viewers rely on Maria Bartiromo for a sophisticated take on the economy.
And being disappointed on a daily basis, gorge themselves at the free buffet, masturbate to Cirque du Soleil and retire to their rooms.
On The Money
Posted by Bess Levin, Jan 09, 2008, 2:48pm
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Posted by Jack Binion , Jan 09, 2008 2:50PM
I see she's holding a nice pair... I've got a flush myself just looking at that picture.
Posted by sledgehammer , Jan 09, 2008 2:54PM
you wouldn't kick her out of bed if she was eating crakers....even if Crackers was your dog.
Posted by , Jan 09, 2008 2:54PM
Still not as hot as the sexy Hmong sorceress.
Posted by , Jan 09, 2008 2:55PM
Best. Post. Ever.
Posted by Seton Hall '07 , Jan 09, 2008 2:58PM
used pink
Posted by Tod Thompson , Jan 09, 2008 2:58PM
Please, she's a big, fat, fake teeth having, gold digging, back stabbing, mendacious KUNT!!!
Posted by Blake , Jan 09, 2008 3:00PM
My god she is hideous..
Posted by , Jan 09, 2008 3:02PM
she's a man, baby. I've cupped her balls....
Posted by slimjim , Jan 09, 2008 3:07PM
i would like to rake her out for a couple of Mike's Hard Lemonade after work.
Posted by slimjim , Jan 09, 2008 3:09PM
i would like to have some Mike's Hard Lemonade with her after work.
Posted by , Jan 09, 2008 3:13PM
rake her out ... sounds dirty
Posted by , Jan 09, 2008 3:16PM
she probably takes it up the ass though, which is nice
Posted by Peter T , Jan 09, 2008 3:19PM
Wow.It is amazing how much airbrushing can improve her appearance..
Posted by Club 2001 , Jan 09, 2008 3:22PM
She used to wear skin tight Sergio Valentes (jeans for u non-80s kiddies)...and was known as BJ Bartiromo in Bensonhurst
Posted by @ Club 2001 , Jan 09, 2008 3:23PM
she swallow?
Posted by Yo! , Jan 09, 2008 3:32PM
If you really look at that picture, she looks just like a younger Leona Helmsley. I think it's that overdone mouth or wide nose. Yuck!
Posted by Terry Benedict , Jan 09, 2008 3:32PM
Vegas Maria? I've got a slot machine I'd like to show you. You just keep pulling the stick and eventually you'll get a big payout! Vegas bay-bee!! And after you've wiped your face off, remember - what happens in Vegas...well, you know the rest.
Posted by Fake Donald Trump , Jan 09, 2008 3:35PM
Hoooochie-mama!!!
Posted by NSD , Jan 09, 2008 3:43PM
Maria and Frampton? Poor guy, you'd think he'd have put away enough to have a little dignity.
Posted by ksql , Jan 09, 2008 4:04PM
Rebecca Jarvis (or Bess!) every time
Posted by Hillbilly Banker , Jan 09, 2008 4:09PM
She's mighty purty, yall. Whooooo doggies, she's finer than frog hair!
Posted by Phil Seltzer , Jan 09, 2008 4:17PM
mmm, better title: "On the Honey"?
Posted by Tod Manning , Jan 09, 2008 4:32PM
I'd drop loads on her.
Posted by McLovin , Jan 09, 2008 4:45PM
She looks like some kind of fish. Still, I'd hit it.
Posted by just me , Jan 09, 2008 5:05PM
She looks like shes about to go down on prince ali baba's gusher after flying on C's jet
Posted by Vinnie DelFonsio , Jan 09, 2008 6:05PM
Please tell me that picture is the cover for her new X-rated DVD (finally) in which she plays a former reporter turned upscale escort and not for some over-hyped luxury magazine for some mob-run city in the desert...
Posted by vegas expert , Jan 09, 2008 6:13PM
Vegas is no longer run by the mob; it's gone corporate America long time ago.
Posted by Mandingo , Jan 09, 2008 7:32PM
Used and abused.
Posted by , Jan 09, 2008 9:24PM
She should wear more eyeshadow.
Posted by Fogell , Jan 09, 2008 10:41PM
I heard Maria had a contract that stipulated she could only be filmed from the waist up. So I saw her at CES on Tuesday and I took the opp to check her ass out. Her pants were weirdly baggy, but her ass wasn't excessive. Maybe it had been and she has been slimming down to compete with the younger babes.
Posted by Mr. Yellow , Jan 09, 2008 10:50PM
A friend of mine works on a trading floor that shall remain nameless and says her ass is fat as shit (not "phat" but "fat" as in cellulite (sp?))
Posted by eddy , Jan 10, 2008 2:11AM
I'd kind of like to get her opinion on whether the the early-stage private equity market can ever deliver outsized returns without a big uptick in IPO valuations, but I'd prefer to see her bosoms.
Posted by Stretch Marx , Jan 10, 2008 8:13AM
Still not as hot as the sexy Hmong sorceress.
Can someone decipher this for me? Who is sexy and Hmong and on biz tv?
Posted by hmong she-male priestess , Jan 10, 2008 8:13AM
wouldn't bang her with your dick.
Posted by Nominate me , Jan 10, 2008 10:26AM
If she weren't on TV, I don't think 90% of you would give her the time of day. She can barely be described as attractive with a shitload of makeup and airbrushing, God knows what she would look like without a team of people working her over.
Posted by Dranoes , Jan 10, 2008 11:15AM
Beginning to look like a chubby Amy Winehouse.
Posted by Nominate me , Jan 10, 2008 11:41AM
@ Dranoes
Easy now, I just said that she isn't exactly hot or anything. Winehouse, while talented in my opinion, is about as fugly as you can get.
Not a good comparison.
Posted by moneyman , Jan 10, 2008 1:20PM
ewwwwww! How much makeup is piled on that? And she looked huuuuge on Leno. I'm alll on Liz Claman and Tracy Byrens over at Fox Business. Follow me, fellas.. way hot women and smarter too if u care.
Posted by moneyman , Jan 10, 2008 1:20PM
ewwwwww! How much makeup is piled on that? And she looked huuuuge on Leno. I'm alll on Liz Claman and Tracy Byrens over at Fox Business. Follow me, fellas.. way hot women and smarter too if u care.
Posted by Fist , Jan 10, 2008 1:48PM
So she likes pearl necklaces huh? I'd let her have one if she let me play with those funbags.
Posted by , Jan 10, 2008 4:50PM
Butt-aroma is a classless skank, but I would allow her to blow me.
That said:
Rebecca Go-Go Gomez, Margaret Brennan, Tracy Lords Byrnes, and La Liz Triple-D Sorbonnes Claman are my first choices.
(erin burnett is just a poor little in love with herself idiot)
Posted by , Jan 11, 2008 3:07PM
Her butt looked huge on Leno... Mr T from CITI probly loves face-sitting.
Posted by , Jan 12, 2008 12:11PM
I saw Maria on the floor many years ago, in an incident that showed her true colors. She was in the way of everyone as the market tanked 200 at the open, and a guy running to the post, who was at work, and probably freaking at losing (or gaining) a lot of $$ accidentally bumped her. She turned and screamed at him (on air):
HEY WATCH IT BUDDY I'M ON LIVE TV HERE!