On The Money

topimage_1.jpgMillions of viewers rely on Maria Bartiromo for a sophisticated take on the economy.


And being disappointed on a daily basis, gorge themselves at the free buffet, masturbate to Cirque du Soleil and retire to their rooms.
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Comments (43)

  1. Posted by Jack Binion | January 9, 2008 at 2:50 PM

    I see she’s holding a nice pair… I’ve got a flush myself just looking at that picture.

  2. Posted by sledgehammer | January 9, 2008 at 2:54 PM

    you wouldn’t kick her out of bed if she was eating crakers….even if Crackers was your dog.

  3. Posted by Anonymous | January 9, 2008 at 2:54 PM

    Still not as hot as the sexy Hmong sorceress.

  4. Posted by Anonymous | January 9, 2008 at 2:55 PM

    Best. Post. Ever.

  5. Posted by Seton Hall '07 | January 9, 2008 at 2:58 PM

    used pink

  6. Posted by Tod Thompson | January 9, 2008 at 2:58 PM

    Please, she’s a big, fat, fake teeth having, gold digging, back stabbing, mendacious KUNT!!!

  7. Posted by Blake | January 9, 2008 at 3:00 PM

    My god she is hideous..

  8. Posted by Anonymous | January 9, 2008 at 3:02 PM

    she’s a man, baby. I’ve cupped her balls….

  9. Posted by slimjim | January 9, 2008 at 3:07 PM

    i would like to rake her out for a couple of Mike’s Hard Lemonade after work.

  10. Posted by slimjim | January 9, 2008 at 3:09 PM

    i would like to have some Mike’s Hard Lemonade with her after work.

  11. Posted by Anonymous | January 9, 2008 at 3:13 PM

    rake her out … sounds dirty

  12. Posted by Anonymous | January 9, 2008 at 3:16 PM

    she probably takes it up the ass though, which is nice

  13. Posted by Peter T | January 9, 2008 at 3:19 PM

    Wow.It is amazing how much airbrushing can improve her appearance..

  14. Posted by Club 2001 | January 9, 2008 at 3:22 PM

    She used to wear skin tight Sergio Valentes (jeans for u non-80s kiddies)…and was known as BJ Bartiromo in Bensonhurst

  15. Posted by @ Club 2001 | January 9, 2008 at 3:23 PM

    she swallow?

  16. Posted by Yo! | January 9, 2008 at 3:32 PM

    If you really look at that picture, she looks just like a younger Leona Helmsley. I think it’s that overdone mouth or wide nose. Yuck!

  17. Posted by Terry Benedict | January 9, 2008 at 3:32 PM

    Vegas Maria? I’ve got a slot machine I’d like to show you. You just keep pulling the stick and eventually you’ll get a big payout! Vegas bay-bee!! And after you’ve wiped your face off, remember – what happens in Vegas…well, you know the rest.

  18. Posted by Fake Donald Trump | January 9, 2008 at 3:35 PM

    Hoooochie-mama!!!

  19. Posted by NSD | January 9, 2008 at 3:43 PM

    Maria and Frampton? Poor guy, you’d think he’d have put away enough to have a little dignity.

  20. Posted by ksql | January 9, 2008 at 4:04 PM

    Rebecca Jarvis (or Bess!) every time

  21. Posted by Hillbilly Banker | January 9, 2008 at 4:09 PM

    She’s mighty purty, yall. Whooooo doggies, she’s finer than frog hair!

  22. Posted by Phil Seltzer | January 9, 2008 at 4:17 PM

    mmm, better title: “On the Honey”?

  23. Posted by Tod Manning | January 9, 2008 at 4:32 PM

    I’d drop loads on her.

  24. Posted by McLovin | January 9, 2008 at 4:45 PM

    She looks like some kind of fish. Still, I’d hit it.

  25. Posted by just me | January 9, 2008 at 5:05 PM

    She looks like shes about to go down on prince ali baba’s gusher after flying on C’s jet

  26. Posted by Vinnie DelFonsio | January 9, 2008 at 6:05 PM

    Please tell me that picture is the cover for her new X-rated DVD (finally) in which she plays a former reporter turned upscale escort and not for some over-hyped luxury magazine for some mob-run city in the desert…

  27. Posted by vegas expert | January 9, 2008 at 6:13 PM

    Vegas is no longer run by the mob; it’s gone corporate America long time ago.

  28. Posted by Mandingo | January 9, 2008 at 7:32 PM

    Used and abused.

  29. Posted by Anonymous | January 9, 2008 at 9:24 PM

    She should wear more eyeshadow.

  30. Posted by Fogell | January 9, 2008 at 10:41 PM

    I heard Maria had a contract that stipulated she could only be filmed from the waist up. So I saw her at CES on Tuesday and I took the opp to check her ass out. Her pants were weirdly baggy, but her ass wasn’t excessive. Maybe it had been and she has been slimming down to compete with the younger babes.

  31. Posted by Mr. Yellow | January 9, 2008 at 10:50 PM

    A friend of mine works on a trading floor that shall remain nameless and says her ass is fat as shit (not “phat” but “fat” as in cellulite (sp?))

  32. Posted by eddy | January 10, 2008 at 2:11 AM

    I’d kind of like to get her opinion on whether the the early-stage private equity market can ever deliver outsized returns without a big uptick in IPO valuations, but I’d prefer to see her bosoms.

  33. Posted by Stretch Marx | January 10, 2008 at 8:13 AM

    Still not as hot as the sexy Hmong sorceress.
    Can someone decipher this for me? Who is sexy and Hmong and on biz tv?

  34. Posted by hmong she-male priestess | January 10, 2008 at 8:13 AM

    wouldn’t bang her with your dick.

  35. Posted by Nominate me | January 10, 2008 at 10:26 AM

    If she weren’t on TV, I don’t think 90% of you would give her the time of day. She can barely be described as attractive with a shitload of makeup and airbrushing, God knows what she would look like without a team of people working her over.

  36. Posted by Dranoes | January 10, 2008 at 11:15 AM

    Beginning to look like a chubby Amy Winehouse.

  37. Posted by Nominate me | January 10, 2008 at 11:41 AM

    @ Dranoes
    Easy now, I just said that she isn’t exactly hot or anything. Winehouse, while talented in my opinion, is about as fugly as you can get.
    Not a good comparison.

  38. Posted by moneyman | January 10, 2008 at 1:20 PM

    ewwwwww! How much makeup is piled on that? And she looked huuuuge on Leno. I’m alll on Liz Claman and Tracy Byrens over at Fox Business. Follow me, fellas.. way hot women and smarter too if u care.

  39. Posted by moneyman | January 10, 2008 at 1:20 PM

    ewwwwww! How much makeup is piled on that? And she looked huuuuge on Leno. I’m alll on Liz Claman and Tracy Byrens over at Fox Business. Follow me, fellas.. way hot women and smarter too if u care.

  40. Posted by Fist | January 10, 2008 at 1:48 PM

    So she likes pearl necklaces huh? I’d let her have one if she let me play with those funbags.

  41. Posted by Anonymous | January 10, 2008 at 4:50 PM

    Butt-aroma is a classless skank, but I would allow her to blow me.
    That said:
    Rebecca Go-Go Gomez, Margaret Brennan, Tracy Lords Byrnes, and La Liz Triple-D Sorbonnes Claman are my first choices.
    (erin burnett is just a poor little in love with herself idiot)

  42. Posted by Anonymous | January 11, 2008 at 3:07 PM

    Her butt looked huge on Leno… Mr T from CITI probly loves face-sitting.

  43. Posted by Anonymous | January 12, 2008 at 12:11 PM

    I saw Maria on the floor many years ago, in an incident that showed her true colors. She was in the way of everyone as the market tanked 200 at the open, and a guy running to the post, who was at work, and probably freaking at losing (or gaining) a lot of $$ accidentally bumped her. She turned and screamed at him (on air):
    HEY WATCH IT BUDDY I’M ON LIVE TV HERE!

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