Opening Bell: 1.25.08

redblackrising.jpgRogue Trader’s Story Raises More Questions Than Answers (Dealbook)
Given the extent of Jerome Kerviel's losses, folks aren't quite ready to believe he was a jackal working alone. We think it probably was though. But for now, people would rather believe that there was a conspiracy of sorts, rather than believe that a little knowledge of SocGen's computer system was able to render its entire risk management infrastructure 100 percent useless. People like to call big "nine-sigma" events black swans, but they're really not, because we get once-in-a-millennium perfect storms once every five years or so. But nobody's got a formula that knows how to take into account one trader that knows how to bypass security checks.

Trader Turns Societe Generale Report Into a Nightmare (Bloomberg)
Someone suggested yesterday that this whole story was a coverup for deep subprime losses. Better to pin it on a 31-year old kid that didn't even go to an elite college than on the upper ranks. We doubt it. Nobody would've blinked if the company had lost another $7 billion on writedowns. As it is, the company actually reported a big subprime writedown and nobody even noticed.

Scottish & Newcastle Agrees To Buyout by Carlsberg, Heineken (WSJ)
Beer consolidation, bring it on. Scottsh & Newcastle looks set to approve a sale to Carlsberg and Heineken in a deal worth $15.4 billion. That's a lot of money, for beer. With the deal, Scottish and Newcastle will be broken up, with Carlsberg and Heineken each taking over certain regional assets.

Buying Randy Newsom (Ideoblog)
Have you heard about this baseball player that's going to sell chunks of his future income to the public? Yeah, for as little as $20, you can buy a slice of infielder Randy Newsom's future earnings stream. Larry Ribstein looks at some of the legal issues and wonders whether this counts as a security that, theoretically, would be regulated by the SEC.

SAP lists TomorrowNow as a discontinued operation (Enterprise Systems Speculator)
Remember the big Oracle/SAP lawsuit? The issue was that SAP had acquired this company TomorrowNow, which provided support for Oracle products at a cut-rate. And then it was accused of intellectual property theft. SAP at first denied the charges vigorously, but then slowly admitted that mistakes may have been made. And now Frank Scavo catches at the bottom of a SAP press release that TomorrowNow is listed as a discontinued op. It's not clear what's happened, whether they've been sold or to whom, but so ends what turned out to be a nightmare of a purchase for SAP.

Gates: Underwhelming (Market Movers)
We were surprised yesterday at how much attention was given to Bill Gates "Creative Capitalism" speech at Davos, where he said that there remained inequities in the world and that efforts needed to be made to help the world's poor that weren't driven by profit. How could this be a surprise to anyone who has ever heard of the Bill & Melinda Gates foundation? Obviously, BIll Gates has never felt that that enterprise alone was the answer. As Felix Salmon notes, the speech was really just the quintessential underwhelming, what-happens-in-Davos-stays-in-Davos Davos speech. It's why Brad and Angelina usually try to go. It's why Bono's there. You don't see Bono at the Goldman Sachs Communacopia conference, because that's just a pure business/investor event and that's not what animates him. And at this point, it's obviously not what animates Bill Gates either.

Pledging Allegiance to the Brooklyn Nets? (Wages of Wins)
The Nets won't be moving to Brooklyn for another couple of years (at least), but it's not too early for New Yorkers, particularly those of the Brooklynish persuasion to start thinking about whether they'll withdraw their support for the horrible Knicks and become Nets fans, assuming they aren't Nets fans already. It really doesn't affect us at the Opening Bell, since we're dyed-in-the-wool Pistons fans, but for the rest of you, here's a good post on the relative team efficiency of each time. You know, some hard facts to help you make up a decision.

Microsoft Reports Record Second Quarter Results
Weird times when Microsoft puts in a solid beat-and-raise and Apple's getting slammed. For those of us who've always been annoyed by the Mac scene (that's right), a brief, fleeting moment of pleasure.

Romney, McCain, Giuliani Say Stimulus Package a `Good Start' (Bloomberg)
We watched about five minutes of this debate last night. It was about all we could take.

Comments

Posted by Noonan, Jan 25, 2008 8:16AM

My head exploded after reading just the first sentence. Needs some editing.

"Given the extent of Jerome Kerviel's alone, folks aren't quite ready to believe it was a lone jackal working alone."

Huh?

Posted by AnonyMoose, Jan 25, 2008 8:25AM

"Given the extent of Jerome Kerviel's alone, folks aren't quite ready to believe it was a lone jackal working alone."

Late night for Joe Weisenthal!

Posted by Becky Boot Fan, Jan 25, 2008 9:02AM

Jerome should have escaped house arrest and made for Davos. Maria B. would have loved to scoop that interview.

Also on the Davos front, Becky Quick and Andrew Ross Sorkin were on camera today, making eyes and what not. I wonder if they are thinking Fall Wedding?

Posted by anon4life, Jan 25, 2008 9:14AM


Didn't Sorkin get married recently?

Posted by , Jan 25, 2008 9:18AM

Why don't people just call Andrew Ross Sorkin ....Andrew Sorkin

Posted by Dave Chappelle, Jan 25, 2008 9:19AM

Subject: FRENCH TRADER WAS FORCED TO WORK 30 HOURS A WEEK

FRIENDS of rogue trader Jerome Kerviel last night blamed his $7 billion losses on unbearable levels of stress brought on by a punishing 30 hour week.

Kerviel was known to start work as early as nine in the morning and still be at his desk at five or even five-thirty, often with just an hour and a half for lunch.

One colleague said: "He was, how you say, une workaholique. I have a family and a mistress so I would leave the office at around 2pm at the latest, if I wasn't on strike.

"But Jerome was tied to that desk. One day I came back to the office at 3pm because I had forgotten my stupid little hat, and there he was, fast asleep on the photocopier.

"At first I assumed he had been having sex with it, but then I remembered he'd been working for almost six hours."

As the losses mounted, Kerviel tried to conceal his bad trades by covering them with an intense red wine sauce, later switching to delicate pastry horns.

At one point he managed to dispose of dozens of transactions by hiding them inside vol-au-vent cases and staging a fake reception.

Posted by , Jan 25, 2008 9:24AM

what blogger wrote that?

Posted by , Jan 25, 2008 9:26AM

Kerviel hid the trades in the one place a Frenchman would never look - next to the guns.

Posted by Anal_yst, Jan 25, 2008 9:31AM

@ Chappelle - brilliance.

Nice to see you make an apperance again at the last Democratic debate, whens the next season of the show?

Random question, anyone know how the Vice Fund has been/is performing as of late?

Posted by Anal_yst, Jan 25, 2008 9:40AM

Also, best line I've heard from a Cheif Executive (recently, less Al Lord's expletive on the SLM call):

"Barring the unexpected, we should again achieve a result where it will be
difficult to suppress tears of joy."

--Porsche CEO Wendelin Weideking

Posted by , Jan 25, 2008 9:44AM

Chapelle, it was indeed difficult to suppress tears of joy reading you post.
Brilliant.

Posted by Eddie Murphy's Brother, Jan 25, 2008 9:52AM

Carney,
You should hire Chappelle to write your posts.

Posted by anon4life, Jan 25, 2008 9:57AM


Chappelle's article was taken from a UK parody site.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/french-trader-was-forced-to-work-30-hours-a-week-20080125680/

Posted by , Jan 25, 2008 10:03AM

god you people are dumb, you think he wrote that?

Posted by Becky Boot Fan, Jan 25, 2008 10:12AM

...hmmm, why don't they simply call Andrew Ross Sorkin, Andrew Sorkin?

Maybe for the same reason we don't call Osama Bin Laden, Osama Laden, or for the same reason we don't call Hillary Clinton, Tits McGee.

Posted by Bugs Meany, Jan 25, 2008 10:28AM

Andrew Ross Sorkin is straight?!?

Posted by girl, Jan 25, 2008 10:30AM

i disagree @ Beck Boot. it's incredibly pretentious to make people say your middle name if its not part of a hyphenated (no less annoying) last name.

(Bin isn't a middle name btw, it's part of the last name, means "son of". That would make Hillary bin-biotch)

Posted by Dave Chappelle, Jan 25, 2008 10:33AM

If a Fortress falls in the woods, does it make any noise?

And no, I did not write the above satire, I was passing along the email sent me this morning. Hence I left 'Subject' in the beginning. Not trying to misrepresent, bitches...

Posted by , Jan 25, 2008 10:33AM

boot fan, no, its not "maybe for the same reason" you snarky prig.

bin laden is a whole last name even though it is not hyphenated.

Posted by @ girl, Jan 25, 2008 10:45AM

can we have some date details pls? when is it happening?

i sent bess the gc..she can either do mani/pedi w tip/tax included or she can do mani/pedi/10min massage but she needs to pay tip and tax...it would have been classier if i did all inclusive. so i'm hoping other ppl follow through w their promises of date sponsorship

Posted by Becky Boot Fan, Jan 25, 2008 10:45AM

Well middle name, no middle name...perhaps he should become a symbol like Prince?

Җ-the journalist formerly known as...

Posted by ahem..., Jan 25, 2008 10:51AM

Where are all the new posts?

Posted by girl, Jan 25, 2008 10:54AM

@ 10:45,

That's sweet of you! But i was sort of skeeved by people's comments and lack of humor about the whole thing (as if i was really going to meet someone in a hotel), so i may not go through with it anymore...sorry.

Posted by , Jan 25, 2008 10:54AM

didn't mean to snap at you becky, long week.

you are going to have to get bess to start calling him just Andrew Sorkin then. sounds like an uphill battle since she kinda loves his stuff you think she will call him whatever he wants

Posted by Calgary Schmooze, Jan 25, 2008 10:54AM

Having spent a past lifetime as an engineer, I have come to the conclusion that SG's back office technologies and its employees are utterly useless if Kerviel was able to get and maintain root on the trading and accounting systems for an extended period of time.

That, or they are using a shared 15-year-old copy of DOS Quickbooks to run their shop...

Posted by Ken Houghton, Jan 25, 2008 10:57AM

Where's Bess? It's nearly 11:00 and the talk of the day is Erin Burnett calling AAPL the "sh*t stock of this year."

Need her to interpret properly.

Posted by big r, Jan 25, 2008 10:58AM

poor 1-2 is shacked up in aspen right now and has no idea that girl just dumped him

Posted by , Jan 25, 2008 11:03AM

yes, must be rough for him out there in aspen.

prick.

Posted by , Jan 25, 2008 11:03AM

Goldman cuts 1,500 jobs - DJ / AP/ Reuters

Posted by Becky Boot Fan, Jan 25, 2008 11:04AM

not a problem Anonymous, long week here as well. Smokes and pancakes all around after work, eh?

Posted by Anonymeemous, Jan 25, 2008 11:09AM

oh yeah I heard the news on the yorkshire daily a few days ago.

Posted by Lumbergh, Jan 25, 2008 11:14AM

@ 9:18:

Or we can call Andrew Ross Sorkin "ARS"

Posted by Anonymeemous, Jan 25, 2008 11:17AM

Thought it was just suppose to be a date ??

Posted by , Jan 25, 2008 11:19AM

ce n'est pas un abruti

Posted by , Jan 25, 2008 11:19AM

Anyone hearing anything about Fortis?

Posted by Anonymous, Jan 25, 2008 11:24AM

Just heard rumor that Fortis may be in trouble, too, but can't get any details. Supposedly something mentioned on CNBC. Anybody??

Posted by , Jan 25, 2008 11:31AM

cigar and a waffle sounds great beck, thanks.

Posted by , Jan 25, 2008 11:31AM

We need Fortis Rumors. Fortis, Fortis, Fortis. kthxbai.

Posted by , Jan 25, 2008 11:48AM

Andy Sorkin.

Posted by , Jan 25, 2008 12:23PM

or A-Sor
...like A-Rod.. but completely uncool

Posted by @ girl, Jan 25, 2008 12:48PM

i understand...disappointed though...

Posted by Anal_yst, Jan 25, 2008 1:33PM

@ girl

Luckily for you I've got some open space in my schedule this weekend, and, since I'm such a gentleman I'll even invite you to pick the venue of your choice, my treat

Don't worry, the pleasure is all yours

Posted by girl, Jan 25, 2008 3:53PM

you're hilarious...but if i recall if you've already promised your heart to KLW- and I don't take seconds.

maybe we'll make it a double?

Posted by Anal_yst, Jan 25, 2008 3:58PM

@ Girl

I may have promised another part of my anatomy to KLW, but my heart is still available for sale (i.e. long-term lease)

Posted by big r, Jan 25, 2008 4:04PM

i think we need to kick 1-2 out of this equation

Posted by Anal_yst, Jan 25, 2008 4:22PM

@ Girl

I may have promised another part of my anatomy to KLW, but my heart is still available for sale (i.e. long-term lease)

Posted by girl, Jan 25, 2008 4:27PM

and what if i wanted both?

@ big r- or we could kick everyone out of the equation and i could go for a stiff bourbon alone, which i must admit would be rather enjoyable

Posted by big r, Jan 25, 2008 4:40PM

i dont blame you

Posted by Anal_yst, Jan 25, 2008 4:50PM

@ girl

I'm more of a straight whiskey man myself, but assuming KLW doesn't bid on my 'anatomy', all of me very well may be up for grabs.

Posted by Anal_yst, Jan 25, 2008 4:58PM

@ girl

I'm more of a straight whiskey man myself, but assuming KLW doesn't bid on my 'anatomy', all of me very well may be up for grabs.

Posted by $, Jan 25, 2008 6:06PM

What's avg Net Worth by title (Assc., VP, Dir, MD) in Bulge Bracket (range for seniority)?

Pls post based on your #, or direct knowledge not hopes/dreams or delusions/bitterness.

This is one # that everyone can crunch.

Posted by rogue trader, Jan 25, 2008 10:48PM

of course he's a fall guy

Posted by Disinterested Observer, Jan 26, 2008 1:43AM

Anonymous@12:23: He may have friends at Goldman Sachs, but A-Rod is completely uncool. Forever. Totally. Uncool.

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