I would say I’m offering up these two gems because it’s the weekend and we all deserve something special (me especially) but let’s be honest, even if you hadn’t earned it, it’d take gale force winds to stop me from sending these latest boy toys out into the universe. First up we have Gary, who is the logical extension of Tanner, in that Tanner was a towel boy and Gary loves to stand in still bodies of water. Gary is 29 and a commodities trader. Next is Monte, a 27 year old analyst who legitimately looks like a member of the Hitler Youth. Now I know I say that about a lot of people, but this time it’s true. Which is ironic, because Monte is employed by an insurer founded by Jews. Yes, it’s like Stalag 17 all over again.
Gary
Monte
Earlier: Ex Lax
Monte appears to have 3 legs.
The two-person Mike Darda application is still the best.
Is Monte’s crotch on fire? Smoke is coming from somewhere!
Gary’s birth certificate is probably an apology from the condom factory. yuck!
Gary’s birth certificate is probably an apology from the condom factory.
Monte is gorgeous! Those old cougar hags are too old to appreciate a hot guy like that.
WHY OH WHY IS MONTY HOLDING ONTO A DISMEMBERED FEMALE LEG?
monte used to be fat and now has sagging belly overflap
good luck w that KLW
in the 1st picture, gary appears to be 2ft tall. is he one of those “devil midgets” William Unroch warned us about?
He’s about to gnaw into that leg Patrick Bateman style.
great tan marcus. really impressive.
@ KLW-
(1) his jacket doesnt fit him. It’s as if he bought it when he was 1 size then went through a drastic weight loss. However, not the “in the gym slim down weight loss.” I’m talking “Al Roker staple me shut” diet.
(2) he still has the fat face and neck
(3) is that a corona light? or a miller high life? its clearly not a mike’s hard, i know that much.
Monte’s gay. Gary looks gay but isn’t. Can’t explain it, but I just know.
How can you even show us these guys after the magnificent Tanner.
KLW, I’m thinking Monte looks more like a passive recipient, but at least you’ll get a good workout. Seriously, he looks lobotomized.
Big r – I think it’s a corona, which this cad is drinking sans lime. I mean, it’s ok to slum it, but come on.
i agree w KLW and anon 2:43- monte is stunning. i may just have to go to the event and wait it out for Monte…the fact that he’s calling himself Monte makes it even better (that cant be the real name, right?). “Monte”, if you’re reading this- lets make this happen.
BORING!
Anyone have any good Jerome Kerviel jokes?
Gary wants YOU!…..to fit in with him.
And Monte’s just a raging anti-Semite
monte seems to be a diamond in the rough- i’m a buyer….i thought there was some sort of screening process based on looks though. who is doing this screening and letting the ugly kids in? if i were a rich 45 yr old woman just looking to roll around a little with a hot younger man, you think i’d even look at Gary? YES I WOULD, but only to laugh in his face
Is it popular among the gay crowd to have sex relationships with older women for money?
Don’t gays think pussy is gross?
monte seems to be a diamond in the rough- i’m a buyer….i thought there was some sort of screening process based on looks though. who is doing this screening and letting the ugly kids in? if i were a rich 45 yr old woman just looking to roll around a little with a hot younger man, you think i’d even look at Gary? YES I WOULD, but only to laugh in his face
Never was so much (apology) owed by so many (men) for so few (these losers).
I hate to be the person who makes this request but…….. COULD WE PLEASE SEE THESE GENTLEMEN WITH CRAB HANDS?
Given recent layoffs it is the least you guys could do, really
why would they have crab hands? when they get written up in forbes for eating $800 a pound crab salads for lunch, THEN they can get crab hands.
you gotta earn it. crab hands are a privilege, not a right.
I vote for Gary, he’s the closest thing since our beloved Tanner was redacted.
The other dude.. His crotch is on fire, as someone pointed out earlier…
“Where there’s smoke………there’s CRABS”
-mrp
@3:35
You are right I miss-spoke (typed). I meant to ask for a Crab HAND in the singular sense, if only to tweak the nipples of the cougars/silver backs/puma they will be shagging.
Besides, with the way the market is going you could easily go from 800 crab salads to gigilo in 3000 DOW points.
Just trying to keep things in good humor.
That first Gary pic is obviously David Geffen back in his William Morris mailroom days…
Oh, no you di-int!
@ 3:35. Haha. Love it. Crab hands are a privilege, not a right.
I have to return some videotapes.
Monte has soulful eyes (no homo)
Sigh. These photos and posts are so underwhelming. Gary should have been discouraged from posting his picture with a gentle “no” from Bess. He doesn’t even look 29! I would guess him to be in his mid-thirties. The look of shy hope on his face when he’s standing in the pool makes me extremely sad.
Monte doesn’t look too sure of himself, either. He looks like a dullard who’s been surprised by being told he’s good-looking. The remark Bess made about looking like a Hitler Youth was on the money, and I find that quality cuts into the attractiveness quotient.
The last I checked, the Dow was down 174 points today. The sinking Dow and the 25,000 lay-offs in the financial sector (as one Anonymous or another tallied up in another DB post) are gigantic bummers. I could use a really good joke or a straight-up drink. Is it 5:00 pm yet?
pink @3:50 This one is not even within 1 billion miles of our beloved slab of hot ivy boy beef Tanner. Plus, I’m sure he’s gay. You must be having a rough day. Shape up or we’ll see about sending you for that therapy that turns you into a straight person. And how awful would that be (both the therapy and being straight).
Sigh. These photos and posts are so underwhelming. Gary should have been discouraged from posting his picture with a gentle “no” from Bess. He doesn’t even look 29! I would guess him to be in his mid-thirties. The look of shy hope on his face when he’s standing in the pool makes me extremely sad.
Monte doesn’t look too sure of himself, either. He looks like a dullard who’s been surprised by being told he’s good-looking. The remark Bess made about looking like a Hitler Youth was on the money, and I find that quality cuts into the attractiveness quotient.
The last I checked, the Dow was down 174 points today. The sinking Dow and the 25,000 lay-offs in the financial sector (as one Anonymous or another tallied up in another DB post) are gigantic bummers. I could use a really good joke or a straight-up drink. Is it 5:00 pm yet?
Sorry about the repeat posts. It was an unintentional error. I’ve had a drink and some crab salad and feel much better.
What won’t a drink and $800 of crab salad fix?
they both look like members of Societe Generales
7.5 Billion Club.
What’s the deal with the two index finger gesture Gary is sporting? That move was popularized (not) by Gopher on Love Boat. Ugh.
anyone else’s bank not run by brain-dead retards?
I’m much more attractive, and I’m musical too….
Take me and I’ll show you how a Frenchman can play hide the trades , ahem, I mean sausage.