Seth Tobias former personal assistant, Billy Ash, who needs no introduction, has brought what would be a shocking revelation if we weren’t talking about the Tobias case to the table that Tobias’s widow Filomena served her dearly departed husband his last meal of Ambien-laced pasta. (No word on whether that was a tomato and basil-Ambien or more of a Ambian-Bolognese sauce. Personally, I prefer the Ambien-Vodka pasta sauce. No hangovers. Try it tonight).
Apparently girlfriend had a cohort in her (largely successful) plot to (maybe) kill Mr. T. According to Mr. Ash, Filomena “believed in dark rituals and would put curses on people she didn’t like.” As such, she spent over $100,000 on a woman named Madam Simbi M’Arue AKA “Mama” (pictured left), who, at Fil’s request, “removed evil from [the Tobias] homes and brought more money and sex to Filomena.” Ash also claims that the “Mama” was recently paid an additional $18,000 to put a curse on him so he would die before being able to testify against against Mrs. T., which seems less damning that simply evidence that the lady just likes to cover all her bases.
It–the notion that voodoo, and not just a sleep-promoting drug, played a role in putting the hedge fund manager to sleep (forever)–also seems entirely plausible, not that plausibility is a factor here, since Mr. Ash did, afterall, pass a polygraph. On a personal note, I would like to say that I haven’t yet reached my breaking point vis-a-vis this modern-day Macbeth and the witch doctors who love them. I’m sure it’s coming, but it’s not here yet. Nice to know I’ve retained my youthful enchantment with these freaks, or as I like to call them “our celebrities.” How ’bout you?
Hex factor cited in Seth Tobias’ death [NYDN]
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That is the hottest vodoo priestess (or whatever she is) I’ve ever seen.
i haven’t reached my breaking pt either
oh, mama!
Trying to place her ethnicity. I’m going with Hmong.
If in fact she is a she.
This is a case for shaggy and scooby doo !
Bess: vodka sauce is so Jersey. Come on. You need to move on.
this is probably a guy in drag. i’d rather see naked pics of bess.
vodka sauce is sooo good.
im with you! i love the tobiases.
One time, at band camp, I asked a voodoo priestess to put a curse on Anthony Mozillo to make him poor. She made him orange instead. C’est la vie.
angelo, but otherwise LOL
Obviously most commenters pant at whatever you say, Bess, but you need an editor quite badly. Grammatical issues plague most posts at Dealbreaker, so I don’t fault you for that. It’s the fact that your sentences increasingly spin into infinity before getting around to the point that drives me insane. You’re funny, you just need to clean things up.
Hmmmmm….making one’s traders wear feminine apparel to correct personality “flaws’ (like having a dick, I suppose…) sounds like a dark ritual I could add to my bag ‘o tricks.
vodka sauce is like olive oil on the bread plate. It seems Italian but is a Jersey invention.
thain- you’re a moron. perhaps simpler sentences would be better for you. can i recommend See Spot Run?
what the hell is Hmong?
ussw
I sure hope that ‘Huey Lewis and the News’ greatest hits were playing out by Seth’s pool… Huey is such a great artist – his music inspires people so much!
It’s been reported it was pasta ala vodka. That is a Jersey thing and that’s were Filomena is from. I do think Filomena killed Seth to get ALL the money. She wasn’t even in the will at all.
best I can tell they are like Asia’s palestinians but nice like the mormons.
http://www.learnabouthmong.org/presentation/hmong101_files/frame.htm
Do the Hmong have catamites like the mormon?
WTF is a catamite?
Bess — your assignment for the afternoon is to find a pic of Filomena.
12:30 – it’s the mascot for western carolina university.
That pic (and the voodoo) is straight out of “Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.”
A catamite is a pederast’s young lover. This is why slimjim is so homophobic. As a lad he was probably gently introduced to homosexuality, and now in order to prove his alleged masculinity engages in insane ravings.
Where can I get a catamite?
Here’s Filomena. Apparently, she also goes by Phyllis. Please note the crazy eyes.
http://www.local10.com/2007/1023/14404217_240X180.jpg
Not bad looking…what would’ve driven Seth into the arms (uh, claws) of Tiger?
1:33,
Just keep practicing your “wide stance,” sir, and the catamites will appear.
Sometimes they wear badges. Don’t let that throw you. They still aim to protect and serve.
If only you knew… Phyliis doesn’t cook. Especially penne ala vodka! Haha… this is all such a joke!
Why does the story keep changing?
Why does the story keep changing?
Has anyone seen a picture of billy ash? Gross.
I don’t think the story keeps changing at all. I think more people keep coming forward. The basic story is Filomena KILLED Seth by putting sleeping pills in his pasta and getting him to the pool. Phyllis attorney if you have been folling the story has come forward and agreed that Phyllis was paying Mama the voodoo witch and she put a curse on Seth. Poor Seth! I read in The Palm Beach Post and in The New York Post that the grieving widow Filomena is on vacation in Aspen in Aspen. She had restraining orders against her from the 2nd and 3rd husband. Is it so out there with her temper that FILOMENA KILLED SETH TOBIAS? I think she did it.
Filomena Tobias did not kill her husband. If she did, don’t you think the police would have arrested her by now? As a matter of fact, I personally know that she is innocent and I will continue to defend her online until the truth comes out because someone needs to speak up on her behalf. You are basing all your stories on fiction and lies and I hope you are aware that defamation is a crime.
PS – Seth Tobias was a man of respect, integrity and honor and thanks to his brothers and a few other scumbags who wanted their 15 minutes of fame, his legacy has been tarnished!
Filomena Tobias did not kill her husband. If she did, don’t you think the police would have arrested her by now? As a matter of fact, I personally know that she is innocent and I will continue to defend her online until the truth comes out because someone needs to speak up on her behalf. You are basing all your stories on fiction and lies and I hope you are aware that defamation is a crime.
PS – Seth Tobias was a man of respect, integrity and honor and thanks to his brothers and a few other scumbags who wanted their 15 minutes of fame, his legacy has been tarnished!
YES NANCY, YOUR SISTER FILOMENA DID KILL SETH TOBIAS
I am not Billy Ash, but did work for Filomena and Filomena did tell me things about that night that I also had a visit from the Jupiter police. Filomena her sister and brother has been trying to get the world to think she was a saint. The truth is that Filomena HATED her sister and they didn’t talk for years until Filomena started giving the sister gifts and Seth’s money. Filomena said she wouldn’t talk to her sister because she only slept with low class black men. Of course we all know Filomena only slept with the rich. The sister should remember Filomena went to jail for hitting Seth and husband 2 and 3 had to get restraining orders because of her violence. If anyone purger themself I’d think it’s the sister and that should make a good story. We have pictures of her and her baby. Nancy ask your sister who Beth is..lol. Your sister told details to many people. Bill Ash isn’t even in the country for over a week. I FEEL THE POLICE ARE JUST WAITING FOR THE MEDICAL EXAMINER’S OFFICE TO RULE. ANYONE CAN CALL AND ASK ABOUT THE SETH TOBIAS CASE
Palm Beach County – Medical Examiner’s Office
3126 Gun Club Road, West Palm Beach, FL 33401
(561) 688-4575
The sister and Filomena’s IP address has been confirmed that they are blogging on the internet. The sister and Filomena HATED each other until this past summer when Filomena started giving the sister gifts and Seth’s money. E-mails prove Seth went crazy and disapproved. It’s public record of Filomena’s arrest for hitting Seth. She had a temper and her e-mails and instant messages show that. It’s public record of the 2nd and 3rd husband getting restraining orders against her and thought she would kill them.
Filomena,
Stop bashing Billy Ash on this site. I am shocked that someone as brazen as you would make so many negative comments toward him and not sign your name. He has your act and hopefully, the authorities will figure it out.
Seth was a great guy and somehow he lost the best of himself when he was with you. He didn’t want that life. It just took him a bit to realize it. But he told you he wanted out two weeks before he died. He was coming home-
as Austin Powers said,”She’s a man, baby”.
First let me tell you that Billy Ash did great at the depostion and told the truth on what he was told happened that night. Billy was not in Florida the night Filomena killed Seth and only knows what Filomena told him. Billy has passed a polygraph. The tox report confirms his story on what he was saying for 5 months. It’s sad that Filomena killed her husband Seth Tobias and her third husband Jay Jacknin told her to use his cell phone when talking to Billy in case her phones were taped. It’s also sad that Jay Jacknin got on and called Billy from his office, cell and than several times from his home to tell him to lie in probate that call was taped. It’s very sad that Billy Ash had to hire a private P.I.’s to go and get statements from all past workers of Filomena’s and Jay’s that they pay there workers in cash and won’t give 1099′s and than make threats about taxes when the worker’s don’t do as ordered and Jay’s office represents that area for taxes. Filomena killed Seth. The tox reports are out and his body contained ambien. Jay broke the law and knew he was doing it since he is an attorney. Jay has made claims in the past that Filomena cheated on him, was doing lots of drugs, and threatened to kill him. Filomena killed Seth Tobias. Billy feels very sorry for her but wasn’t going to go to jail and cover up her crime as Jay Jacknin did. God Bless Filomena and I hope she doesn’t get death. Billy is awaiting Jay’s next move before he starts filing massive amounts of law suits against Jay and Filomena, but Billy said the paper work is ready to go. Billy does feel sorry for Filomena’s two youngest kids but a crime is a crime and both of there parents are in the middle of crimes. I hope Filomena doesn’t get death but she did kill Seth Tobias.
The Jupiter police have confirmed the case has been sent to the D.A. February 7. We should hear an answer in 7 to 14 days. Also the M.E. reports are not on line Filomena and Nancy. It was huge amounts of crushed ambien in his system. Filomena murdered Seth Tobias. Look at all the facts.
Cops Hand Over Seth Tobias Case To The D.A. Filomena has been seen at the pool of The Palm Beach Breakers living it up! Look at the facts in the case. It sure looks like murder to me! There is a full page story on page 22 in The Globe and a cover story coming next week. Filomena cancelled her depostion because they are expecting an arrest and don’t want any statements under oath. God Bless Bill Ash for coming forward!
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