Vote Or Die

Speaking of dating, let's revisit PocketChangeNYC's upcoming speed dating event for "Rich Older Women and Hot Young Men (Sugar Mamas and Boy Toys)." Female participants must be over be over 35 and qualify (with documented proof) on at least one of the following financial criteria: $500k+ salary, $4mm+ liquid assets, $4mm+ entrusted assets, $4mm+ divorce settlement, plus pay a $500 event fee. Males are required to provide five headshots to be judged for beauty, be under 35, and pay a $50 event fee. I told you guys/old ladies to get out there and sign up and represent DB. Some of you did. Good work. For those guys not interested in being subsidized by mom or ladies not looking for a hot younger man to smack around because you make the money and that makes you the boss, your loss. But you can still participate from the sidelines. Apparently there's some sort of voting component that lets anyone, even DealBreaker readers, vote for their favorite SM or BT. Each day we'll be looking at few of the candidates. Yesterday you got a peak at towel boy, and we also asked who you wanted to see next, The Horse Whisperer or Claus von Bülow in-training. 55.6 percent voted for Claus but we're feeling giving today SO YOU GET BOTH. THW is 26 and an investment banker at a tiny bulge bracket. Claus is 34, which we're not sure qualifies him as a "boy toy" but whatevs, and an analyst at "a full service investment bank." He's also very good at staring intently at something to the right of the camera, and coordinated enough to hold a beverage while doing so. POINTS.

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Comments

1

Posted by mrpink , Jan 16, 2008 3:58PM

WE.
WANT.
TANNER.

2

Posted by Broheem , Jan 16, 2008 4:02PM

Claus von Balding does not = boy toy.

3

Posted by , Jan 16, 2008 4:02PM

a 34 year old IB analyst? wtf?

im sorry but there's no way that dude could possibly qualify as a boy toy right?

4

Posted by AJ , Jan 16, 2008 4:04PM

Nothing's worse than an IB associate that's 30+... I can't even imagine how much a 34 year old analyst would suck...

5

Posted by NSD , Jan 16, 2008 4:05PM

Claus looks like what Spaulding Smails would have grown into.

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Posted by wtf , Jan 16, 2008 4:08PM

with the mini comb over and intentful blank stare Claus reminds me of a donald trump want to be.
the horse whisper may not look like robert redford but if he didn't speak and i closed my eyes, i could get thier.

7

Posted by SW , Jan 16, 2008 4:19PM

Double Farts!

8

Posted by GAnalYst , Jan 16, 2008 4:24PM

He's certainly no Tanner, but THW could work, in a wiry kind of way. I'm guessing he might be a little hairy, which is also hot. Can we possibly get one of him sitting on the horse, bareassed? With hands strategically placed, holding the reins.

9

Posted by , Jan 16, 2008 4:27PM

I choose to vote for freedom. I choose Ron Paul

10

Posted by mrpink , Jan 16, 2008 4:28PM

GAnalYst: I agree..

Bess, can you put the Crab Hands on Tanner's photo? WE WANT CRAB HANDS!

11

Posted by , Jan 16, 2008 4:29PM

I choose to vote for freedom. I choose Ron Paul

12

Posted by clmgd30 , Jan 16, 2008 4:30PM

So far, Towel Boy is running away with this thing.

13

Posted by Anal_yst , Jan 16, 2008 4:30PM

bearforce1...claus could join that

14

Posted by , Jan 16, 2008 4:30PM

Put Bess hands on Tanner!!!

15

Posted by , Jan 16, 2008 4:32PM

WTF did Claus do in his past life to deserve being a 34 yo analyst? Was he Hitler or Ghengis Khan?

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Posted by mrpink , Jan 16, 2008 4:32PM

GAnalYst: I agree..

Bess, can you put the Crab Hands on Tanner's photo? WE WANT CRAB HANDS!

17

Posted by A Non , Jan 16, 2008 4:33PM

NSD @4:05, you made me spit out my soda with that one.

Well played my good man.

18

Posted by , Jan 16, 2008 4:36PM

some of the women are kinda amazing

http://pocketchangenyc.com/sugarappfemale.asp

19

Posted by chad , Jan 16, 2008 4:41PM

Bachelor #2's coat is made out of bachelor #1's horse. I'm almost positive.


I double down on MrPinks crab hands nomination.

20

Posted by Anal_yst , Jan 16, 2008 4:46PM

"Anal_yst" @ 4:30 is a FRAUD.

Bess/Carney can someone slimjim that post please. Although, bearforce1 is hilarious, that post did not come from me.

21

Posted by , Jan 16, 2008 4:51PM

I would rather vote for Ron Paul

22

Posted by , Jan 16, 2008 4:56PM

Claus has to be a pedophile and/or slimjim

23

Posted by slimjim , Jan 16, 2008 4:58PM

@4:56 please keep your pants on while looking at these pics.

24

Posted by clmgd30 , Jan 16, 2008 4:59PM

@4:36 - I am all about numbers 4, 5 and 10.

25

Posted by NSD , Jan 16, 2008 4:59PM

@ A Non - gracias amigo/a.

I recently quit my job so I have plenty of time to work on my commenting skills.

26

Posted by , Jan 16, 2008 5:01PM

THW is an IB at "a tiny bulge bracket". What's that mean? You're either BB or not, and none of them are tiny.

27

Posted by Jimmy the Joint , Jan 16, 2008 5:13PM

Bear Stearns - they like dem country boys... especially on the 4th floor.

28

Posted by , Jan 16, 2008 5:16PM

"tiny bulge bracket" seems like it was a joke, moron.

29

Posted by L. Craig , Jan 16, 2008 5:18PM

Anyone want to dock in the men's room at Bear?

30

Posted by John Amaechi , Jan 16, 2008 5:20PM

I'm in

31

Posted by anon 5:16 - you're the moron , Jan 16, 2008 5:21PM

Moron here... Thought about that but don't think so based on a careful reading. That's a very clear sentence, no way a double entendre.

32

Posted by Paul Ron , Jan 16, 2008 5:24PM

Ron Paul represents everything that is holy and good.

33

Posted by rahodeb , Jan 16, 2008 5:26PM

The whole Ron Paul thing got old like 2 months ago. Can we get over it?

34

Posted by , Jan 16, 2008 5:27PM

Ron Paul will not let the terrorists or minorities win

35

Posted by chad , Jan 16, 2008 5:42PM

check comments left on bachelorette's number 1, 4 and 12.

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Posted by Anon , Jan 16, 2008 5:45PM

Anyone have any color on the Citi cuts today?

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Posted by , Jan 16, 2008 6:07PM

shouldn't it be a bunch of artists, models, and grad students that are signing up for the "boy toy" gig? they should have a cap on these guys' salaries in addition to a lower age cap. the way it's working out, you'll just end up with a bunch of 35 year-old bankers in a room.

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Posted by , Jan 16, 2008 6:12PM

saying "color" instead of "details" = listening to way too many earnings calls. get a job and never say that again.

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Posted by HAM'05 , Jan 16, 2008 6:15PM

is that tux crushed velvet?

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Posted by , Jan 16, 2008 6:51PM

@6:07 - WTF are you talking about? Dating a cougar/sugarmama is the exit opportunity bankers have wet dreams about.

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Posted by i love wasps , Jan 16, 2008 8:46PM

give me velvet blazers or give me death

42

Posted by , Jan 16, 2008 10:19PM

@ 6:12 i dont see what he did wrong

traders use 'color' all the time

43

Posted by your helpful ATL passerby , Jan 17, 2008 1:35AM

Analyst likely = research analyst. 30's+ not uncommon.

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Posted by Research , Jan 17, 2008 10:56AM

Analyst at the age of 34 is a give away that he is a
Equity Research Analyst (stock analyst if u like).

45

Posted by , Jan 17, 2008 11:00AM

Maybe he covers pharma or personal products and this is a sneaky way of getting insights on older women.

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Posted by , Jan 17, 2008 11:04AM

@8:46 WASPs don't wear velvet blazers. While we're at it, nothing with a Polo or Hilfiger logo on it either. All are examples of pseudo-WASP attire. You have a lot to learn son.

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