"What are we gonna do with him, Harry?" "We'll do exactly what he did to us: we're gonna burn his head with a blowtorch" "And smash his face with an iron!" "I like to slap him right in the face with a paint can" "And shove a nail through his foot!"

Posted by Bess Levin, Jan 18, 2008, 4:45pm

The New York Post is making a big to do about Jim Cramer losing a $50,000 wager to Eric Bolling, having bet that financial services would be the “hottest sector” of ’07 (Bolling said oil and gold). People who watch Cramer’s show (…) and took his advice lost a bunch of money which the paper think is an OUTRAGE, and a crime worthy of jail time. We pretty much think this falls under the Countrywide Clause (which states that anyone dumb enough to give Angelo “Tanning Bed” Mozillo their money deserves to get screwed) but what the hey, we’ll play along.


'MAD' JIM CRAMER LOSES GOLDEN $50K BET [NYP]

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Posted by , Jan 18, 2008 4:54PM

if he were a rational being, he could have just hedged it via etf

Posted by , Jan 18, 2008 4:55PM

Removing him from any media outlet would reduce his implied "credibility". dump that nutjob.

Posted by HAM'05, Jan 18, 2008 5:05PM

i use the word hate very seldomly. i HATE this ahole - i have never, (foreva, eva?), ever, read any of his diarrhea without him droping the H bomb - which for some reason is infuriating. now the c-sucker has set out to destroy celebrity appentice.

go giants.

Posted by foke, Jan 18, 2008 5:23PM

HAM 05 i agree. That MAD COW destroyed Celebrity Apprentice. He believes in himself so much that everybody else knows nothing.

Posted by harry and marv, Jan 18, 2008 5:25PM

great friday headline. i am out

Posted by , Jan 18, 2008 5:27PM

CNBC must fire Cramer!

Posted by , Jan 18, 2008 5:53PM

Wait, wait, wait. Erin Burnett was on Conan last night, hiking up her skirt to show a security tab as evidence that she stole it and there's no post on dealbreaker?!

What gives guys?

There are great screen shots of Conan's hands all over Erin's lap.

Posted by Anony_mous, Jan 18, 2008 6:26PM

Erin and Conan--

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rpRvlXJ79AA

Posted by Anal_yst, Jan 18, 2008 7:01PM

Why'd you let em off the hook?

"They were who we thought they were!!!!"

Finance commentary, by Dennis Green

Posted by , Jan 18, 2008 10:35PM

got coke?

Posted by , Jan 19, 2008 4:42PM

erin is a fluzy

Posted by Peter Davis, Jan 19, 2008 7:48PM

I'll cop to it: I chose "Raped by Cossacks". Not only do I enjoy any Cossack-related metaphors, but I don't believe that Cramer's transgressions warrant merely being banished from the airwaves. No, he must suffer sexual degradation at the hands of savage ex-Soviets.

Plus, if we took him off the air, we couldn't talk about him anymore...

Posted by Jimbo, Jan 19, 2008 9:13PM

I love that JIM CRAMER = MAD COW, that's new to me.
Why is CNBC is so crazy of Mad Cow? He's not even good at picking stocks.My co-workers lost money following his advice now they stop watching his show.

Posted by Chris, Jan 20, 2008 6:04AM

what's a fluzy? A female fozzie bear? A floozy?

Posted by Ailes, Jan 20, 2008 12:34PM

ERIN IS AN IDIOT WITH NO CHIN A BIG ASS AND A BEAK FOR A NOSE

Posted by , Jan 20, 2008 5:57PM

she was absent last Thurs and Fri, i bet she was suspended

Posted by , Jan 21, 2008 11:28PM

Try not to be your usual DUMBASS selves tomorrow, will you, CNBC? You've got the chaos and recession you've been HOPING FOR you jackasses, so you could have something to scream about and worry people. You've been hyping it, and it's here! And I'll watch Claman instead of the goldigging sorority chick burnett, thank you.

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