The Oracle of Omaha—alleged* whorehouse frequenter—really likes bridge. So much so, in fact, that he told CBS News that, when he’s playing the old people’s game, he can’t be distracted by anything. ANYTHING. “You know, if I’m playing bridge and a naked woman walks by, I don’t ever see her,” he over-shares. Skeptics among you might say, “Come again? We all know that Warren loves the ladies. He’s lying.” Au contraire.
What you must understand about Warren Buffett is that his mind is programmed for just two things: bridge and fucking. The only time he is freed from the prison of his legendary libido is when he sits down with his fellow septuagenarians for a rousing game of bridge. Even when penning his famed missives to investors, he just can’t get fucking off the brain.
Don’t believe us? After the jump, see for yourself a little-studied section of said annual letters, “Fillies I’ve Tapped (Or Wanted To) This Past Year.” Maybe next year, you’ll read through to the end.
*The powers that be made me write that, I know it's a fact**. Leave your e-mail in comments if you want more info.
**The powers that be are making me tell you that a fact = something I've made up in my mind that I'm hoping is true. Make of that what you will.
2003
2006 (A good year.)
2008 (fingers crossed)!
Earlier: You Say Harem, I Say Whorehouse
Warren Buffett: Playing Bridge Theoretically More Interesting Than Naked Woman [CNBC]
Posted by guest , Feb 19, 2008 4:21PM
best financial blog ever.
Posted by guest , Feb 19, 2008 4:22PM
best financial blog ever.
Posted by guest , Feb 19, 2008 4:28PM
whoever had the idea to have marisa miller lie down and squeeze her boobs for us is a genius.
Posted by guest , Feb 19, 2008 4:33PM
Big deal. I am programmed to f#@@ing girls *on* bridges - while playing bridge. Top that Warren (or Cody, or Timmay, or Jimbo)... What kind of idiot likes playing cards that much? He should hook up with Cayne and his stash and just mellow out!
Posted by guest , Feb 19, 2008 4:34PM
will you please add some pics of freddy prince jr to satisfy your gay readers?
thanks :x
seth peck
Posted by guest , Feb 19, 2008 4:37PM
Better yet, more of Tanner, that amazing hunk of ivy fed Wall Street boy beef.
GAnalYst
Posted by guest , Feb 19, 2008 4:37PM
@ seth peck-- this isn't about the readers, it's about warren buffett. if this were all just made up, sure, include whatever pics you want (guys/girls/goats), but these are actual addendums to said shareholder letters and DB can only contain the truth.
Posted by guest , Feb 19, 2008 5:13PM
4:37: yes, because if Bess Levin is known for ONE thing it's the scrupulous accuracy of her work. Woodward, Bernstein: there's a new hoss in town!
Posted by guest , Feb 19, 2008 5:17PM
Let me tell ya something, Bess - I dig your work. Playing one side against the other, in bed with everybody - just fabulous stuff.
Posted by guest , Feb 19, 2008 5:17PM
@4:37-- i can't think of what the word is here but is it...i was joking? or did you actually think these pictures were included in BK's annual letter to the shareholders?
Posted by guest , Feb 19, 2008 5:20PM
Whoever posted these whores on this site is an incredibly disrespectful huge
ass hole, keep this bottom feeding bullshit off the internet you dumb jackass we are talking about a LEGEND not one on your boys from around the block or a drinking buddy this is a disgrace to the Oracle, this is not a
meeting site where you go to pick up dirty little whores this is a financial site for smart people not sex craved idiots.
Posted by guest , Feb 19, 2008 5:29PM
@5:20 -- A little sensitive about the Orifice--I mean Oracle--are you?
How did you happen to stumble on this website in the first place, Tonto? From my experience, it is nothing BUT a "meeting site where you go to pick up dirty little whores" and a site for "sex craved [sic] idiots." I think you have confused Dealbreaker with DealBook.
Besides, these pics are of some really high class dirty little hos, IMHO.
"Nothing is FUCKED?! The god-damn plane has crashed INTO THE MOUNTAIN!"
-- ?
Posted by guest , Feb 19, 2008 5:50PM
Those pics where on WARREN BUFFETT's website that's where I seen them. They look high class good for them "so what" there still dirty little gold digging whores and they don't belong on his website, get it! got it!
Posted by guest , Feb 19, 2008 10:05PM
oracle in hos? Do tell
cdomaven@live.com
Posted by merkin capital partners , Feb 20, 2008 1:15AM
what has happened since the redesign? Homogays? Cornhusking loons? (5:20) Almost like a democrat has already been elected.
Posted by kingofithaki , Feb 22, 2008 9:17AM
well, everything on the internet really is about sex...
Can't quite accept that notion...talking about carnality can take up hours, but actual carnality is usually done within a few hours..if you include chase or prelude...where as sticking it to underperforming pensions of acquired entities has been the shmorycles real sense of being...take an old company with decreasing operating revenues and a large underperforming underwater pension from when it was a larger enterprise...take it from minus 150 basis points per year to plus 300 basis points per year and the rest of the money 10 years down the road is booked as profits on a business that someone just gave away to you because they forgot to notice that there are over 200 days per year to trade with and all that counts is going 100 up one day and 20 down four days to stay way ahead of the market every week...
Posted by guest , May 04, 2008 11:36AM
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