The Oracle of Omaha—alleged* whorehouse frequenter—really likes bridge. So much so, in fact, that he told CBS News that, when he’s playing the old people’s game, he can’t be distracted by anything. ANYTHING. “You know, if I’m playing bridge and a naked woman walks by, I don’t ever see her,” he over-shares. Skeptics among you might say, “Come again? We all know that Warren loves the ladies. He’s lying.” Au contraire.
What you must understand about Warren Buffett is that his mind is programmed for just two things: bridge and fucking. The only time he is freed from the prison of his legendary libido is when he sits down with his fellow septuagenarians for a rousing game of bridge. Even when penning his famed missives to investors, he just can’t get fucking off the brain.
Don’t believe us? After the jump, see for yourself a little-studied section of said annual letters, “Fillies I’ve Tapped (Or Wanted To) This Past Year.” Maybe next year, you’ll read through to the end.
*The powers that be made me write that, I know it's a fact**. Leave your e-mail in comments if you want more info.
**The powers that be are making me tell you that a fact = something I've made up in my mind that I'm hoping is true. Make of that what you will.
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2006 (A good year.)
2008 (fingers crossed)!
Earlier: You Say Harem, I Say Whorehouse
Warren Buffett: Playing Bridge Theoretically More Interesting Than Naked Woman [CNBC]
Posted by guest, Feb 19, 2008 4:21PM
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