Disoriented Jimmy Cayne Emerges From Smoke Filled Bathroom, Lets FBN Anchor Know Citic Deal Is Still On

By John Carney

Fellow anchors express shock that JC would deign to speak to her, chest bump anyway, commence ‘Happy Hour’ pre-game.

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Posted by BSD | February 15, 2008 at 4:01 PM

“[While playing golf] he was in touch with [BSC as it was burning to the ground] on almost a daily basis.”
A lot of you might be wondering why Jimmy spoke to the ugliest girl on FBN and didn’t just go to BJ Bartiromo who’d pay her dues to get two scoops of Cayne – but it’s really part of his master plan to lay low and not talk to media who’ll actually analyze what he says and ask him hard questions.
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Posted by diablo | February 15, 2008 at 4:40 PM

If Buffett has his Quick, Cayne has his MacDonald? What the hell… Jimmy is no Buffett.
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Posted by guest | February 15, 2008 at 4:54 PM

Maria is strictly a Citi girl. She would spit out Cayne’s taste(but swallow Toddi T’s).
Jimmy has yet to buy a GV
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Posted by guest | February 15, 2008 at 7:15 PM

Jimmy Cayne is back! Doesn’t he have his 72nd (or 73rd) birthday this month? Bess, how are you going to observe it?
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Posted by guest | February 15, 2008 at 7:24 PM

CNBC USA looks like this:
Bartiromo = Citi,Europeans
Quick =Buffett
Burnett= Arabs (sometimes Citi bec. of Arab connection)
MCCabrera= Latin America
Asians= none – makes me wonder y Melissa Lee can’t score an interview with Asian top guns. we would like to hear from them they have money and story to tell,too.
Gasparino = any financial inst. esp. rumors about lay offs,stake buying, M&E..name it.
this is just my observation.

Dealbreaker