Douchebag Defined: The Flowchart

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flowchart.jpgIf someone needs to explain to you why this is appropriate for DealBreaker, you probably shouldn’t be reading this at all. (Via Gawker)

Comments (18)

  1. 1
    Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2008 at 10:03 AM

    My computer cannot handle the intensity of that website. What am I missing? Agh more frustrating than the financial Armageddon we’re in now and senior lenders too scared to throw around capital.

  2. 2
    Posted by chad | February 13, 2008 at 10:36 AM

    this site is way to intense for my company server as well.

  3. 3
    Posted by The Dresser | February 13, 2008 at 10:37 AM

    very funny!

  4. 4
    Posted by AJ | February 13, 2008 at 10:37 AM

    Patience people!

  5. 5
    Posted by anon | February 13, 2008 at 10:38 AM

    mine just shows black, and an error message. whatever this is, it is too powerful for us peons to view…

  6. 6
    Posted by lurker | February 13, 2008 at 10:43 AM

    leave the funny stuff to bess.

  7. 7
    Posted by Jimmy C. | February 13, 2008 at 10:46 AM

    I really want to see if I made the list, but BS has blocked this site too…

  8. 8
    Posted by dbag | February 13, 2008 at 10:49 AM

    So glad that I waited for that to load… very funny. But, since I have a striped shirt on, am not in prison and am not trying to conceal my weight, I’m a dbag…. sh!t

  9. 9
    Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2008 at 10:49 AM

    rumor C mmf broke the buck, just a heads up to you

  10. 10
    Posted by chris | February 13, 2008 at 10:51 AM

    Good stuff.

  11. 11
    Posted by Dedidicated FBN viewer | February 13, 2008 at 10:51 AM

    For those having trouble, instead enjoy Rebecca of FBN’s Happy Hour wearing an authentic Year of the Rat costume:
    http://www.foxbusiness.com/video/index.html
    Shows/Happy Hour
    Her creativity and dedication to enlightening us all on the Year of the Rat (or Year of Fox News if you prefer) along with Cody’s “skill” with NPH make all five viewers of FBN proud.

  12. 12
    Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2008 at 10:53 AM

    The page loaded, but the funny part never did.

  13. 13
    Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2008 at 11:13 AM

    More SI swimsuit edition posts, please.

  14. 14
    Posted by EE | February 13, 2008 at 11:21 AM

    is this dealbreaker.com or hotchickswithdouchebags.com?

  15. 15
    Posted by mrpink | February 13, 2008 at 11:26 AM

    Wooohooo! I’m not a douchebag!
    -mrp

  16. 16
    Posted by Anal_yst | February 13, 2008 at 1:26 PM

    Vertical stripes = dbag? Well that’d pretty much make everyone in finance a dbag…oh, wait, yea thats about right

  17. 17
    Posted by General Zod | February 13, 2008 at 1:29 PM

    But Teen Wolf is awesome!

  18. 18
    Posted by Nominate me | February 13, 2008 at 4:36 PM

    @ Anal
    http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?SectionID=11&StoryID=239
    Supportive of your statement.