Douchebag Defined: The Flowchart

Posted by John Carney, Feb 13, 2008, 9:41am

flowchart.jpgIf someone needs to explain to you why this is appropriate for DealBreaker, you probably shouldn't be reading this at all. (Via Gawker)

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Posted by , Feb 13, 2008 10:03AM

My computer cannot handle the intensity of that website. What am I missing? Agh more frustrating than the financial Armageddon we're in now and senior lenders too scared to throw around capital.

Posted by chad, Feb 13, 2008 10:36AM

this site is way to intense for my company server as well.

Posted by The Dresser, Feb 13, 2008 10:37AM

very funny!

Posted by AJ, Feb 13, 2008 10:37AM

Patience people!

Posted by anon, Feb 13, 2008 10:38AM

mine just shows black, and an error message. whatever this is, it is too powerful for us peons to view...

Posted by lurker, Feb 13, 2008 10:43AM

leave the funny stuff to bess.

Posted by Jimmy C., Feb 13, 2008 10:46AM

I really want to see if I made the list, but BS has blocked this site too...

Posted by dbag, Feb 13, 2008 10:49AM

So glad that I waited for that to load... very funny. But, since I have a striped shirt on, am not in prison and am not trying to conceal my weight, I'm a dbag.... sh!t

Posted by , Feb 13, 2008 10:49AM

rumor C mmf broke the buck, just a heads up to you

Posted by chris, Feb 13, 2008 10:51AM

Good stuff.

Posted by Dedidicated FBN viewer, Feb 13, 2008 10:51AM

For those having trouble, instead enjoy Rebecca of FBN's Happy Hour wearing an authentic Year of the Rat costume:

http://www.foxbusiness.com/video/index.html

Shows/Happy Hour

Her creativity and dedication to enlightening us all on the Year of the Rat (or Year of Fox News if you prefer) along with Cody's "skill" with NPH make all five viewers of FBN proud.

Posted by , Feb 13, 2008 10:53AM

The page loaded, but the funny part never did.

Posted by , Feb 13, 2008 11:13AM

More SI swimsuit edition posts, please.

Posted by EE, Feb 13, 2008 11:21AM

is this dealbreaker.com or hotchickswithdouchebags.com?

Posted by mrpink, Feb 13, 2008 11:26AM

Wooohooo! I'm not a douchebag!

-mrp

Posted by Anal_yst, Feb 13, 2008 1:26PM

Vertical stripes = dbag? Well that'd pretty much make everyone in finance a dbag...oh, wait, yea thats about right

Posted by General Zod, Feb 13, 2008 1:29PM

But Teen Wolf is awesome!

Posted by Nominate me, Feb 13, 2008 4:36PM

@ Anal

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?SectionID=11&StoryID=239

Supportive of your statement.

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