• 27 Feb 2008 at 5:30 PM

Fox Business Would’ve Had Her Ride The Unicorn Topless, But Whatevs

By Bess Levin

From the Horse’s Mouth [CNBC]
The (non-embeddable) video above ends with Erin Burnett riding a hobby-horse around set. What’s there to add? Just a slight clarification (the head of the riding-stick on which Burnett gallops is that of a unicorn, not an actual horse, though it follows the hobby-horse construct. We’ll call it a Unicorn Stick ‘til you come up with something better) and some instructions (this clip should be viewed backwards, beginning with Erin Burnett shoving the Unicorn Stick between her legs and humping it around the set. The rest is denouement… and bad puns. Fox Business CNBC programming is getting racier every day).

Comments (9)

  1. 1
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | February 27, 2008 at 5:54 PM

    Why don’t they just have the gypsy from Employees Only come in and read fucking tarot cards to figure out where the economy stands in 2008? At least FBN has Cody “Hayseed” Willard coaxing young minks into cabs.

  2. 2
    Posted by thad | February 27, 2008 at 6:10 PM

    I wonder if EB could deftly mount a Clydesdale?

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | February 27, 2008 at 6:29 PM

    @ lowly – that would be MINX – not the rodent of fur coat fame, I think you meant to say. Just thought you’d like to know.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | February 27, 2008 at 6:50 PM

    @ 6:29
    I think Lowly did mean minks. There was a segment a week ago where “Hayseed” sat in a cab with several furry, dark-colored, semi-aquatic, mammals.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | February 27, 2008 at 7:04 PM

    nothing like a good pole ride.

  6. 6
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | February 27, 2008 at 7:18 PM

    @ 6:29 – Oversight. My subconscious hunting/trapping fetish emerged.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | February 28, 2008 at 11:50 PM

    Lucky horse

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | February 29, 2008 at 3:18 PM

    Two days and no one called it improbable that Erin Burnett could get within 500 yards of a unicorn?
    No wonder she’s scared of the Rutgers girl. (Let alone Bess.)

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2008 at 7:13 PM

    “Erin Burnett shoving the Unicorn Stick between her legs and humping it around the set”
    They can get away with saying that?

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