Love, soft as an easy chair; Love, fresh as the morning air

Posted by Bess Levin, Feb 01, 2008, 12:36pm

Last night '1-2' and 'girl' went on their much anticipated date, which the latter half of the couple disinvited me to, bitch (love ya! mean it!). (Having already received several sizeable donations to the Hotel Room Fund prior to the ix-naying of the reat-gay dea-iay, we sent anal_yst to the W for a romantic evening with himself, which we'll get to later). So far all I've heard is that they had dinner at The Smith, "randomly" popped into Amsterdam Billiards to play pool, and finished things off at Kiss and Fly. And also that "poor 1-2 woke up at like ten this morning."

Speaking of courtesanship, we have two new studs to add to our stable of boy toys! Nick is a 25 year-old self-described "senior financial analyst" who uses Hotmail. Stephan is a 24 year-old investment banker and, according to Bloomberg, based in Hong Kong. Is his listing out of date, or is Stephan flying in for what should prove to be an amazing evening, for all involved (I seriously cannot wait for the 7th)? I like to think the latter.

Nick

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Stephan

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Posted by Nominate me, Feb 01, 2008 12:49PM

Is this shit (the pics) for real?

Posted by Nominate me, Feb 01, 2008 12:52PM

Oh, and what ethnicity is girl? I'm praying for Jasian.

Posted by , Feb 01, 2008 12:58PM

"poor 1-2 woke up at like ten this morning"? Woke up alone and disappointed or thrilled but tired from trying so many different positions?

Posted by , Feb 01, 2008 12:59PM

I think girl is from the middle east.. Is that true?

Posted by Anal_yst, Feb 01, 2008 1:12PM

Those W mattresses are no joke bro, too bad my cougar safari, after such promising beginnings, ended with nary a kill

Posted by , Feb 01, 2008 1:19PM

Details?

Posted by krapital infusion, Feb 01, 2008 1:20PM

i thought DB will have play by play coverage on this date. Come on, don't disappoint the readers!

Posted by Anal_yst, Feb 01, 2008 1:24PM

@ krapital

perhaps you missed it, but girl disinvited Bess, so you'll hafta take it up with either 1-2 or her, unfortunately for all of us

Posted by , Feb 01, 2008 1:33PM

1-2 and girl need to start talking

Posted by Lowly Assistant, Feb 01, 2008 1:33PM

Stephan looks like Skeletor before he became heterosexual and ruled the Castle de Grayskull.

Posted by , Feb 01, 2008 1:34PM

nick actually send in pic #2? stephan actually send in his pic #1? they both ruin it for me.

Posted by , Feb 01, 2008 1:36PM

girl was recently saying in comments she called off the date, wasn't she? thank goodness it happened after all.

@12:59 god i hope so i love those hot arab girls with all that soft furry hair they have all over their arms (and sometimes face)

seriously.

Posted by I'm a dude, Feb 01, 2008 1:38PM

If Bess them girl and 1-2 swap emails, she should have been kept in the loop. they used her to meet, then pushed her away. Not the right thing to do.

Posted by cupid, Feb 01, 2008 1:38PM

Good job Bess

Posted by Tony on Long Island, Feb 01, 2008 1:45PM

Nick looks 'greasy'. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a financial analyst with a firm which has their principal office in Sicily. I bet he has a baseball bat at his desk to ensure 'customers' invest wisely. How ya doin'?

Posted by big r, Feb 01, 2008 1:59PM

haha he uses hotmail. who actually uses hotmail?

Posted by , Feb 01, 2008 2:01PM

rrrRRROOOONNNNnnn PPPUUUAAALLLllll

Posted by , Feb 01, 2008 2:03PM

rrrRRROOOONNNNnnnn PPPUUUALLLLL....

Posted by , Feb 01, 2008 2:10PM

rrrRRROOOONNNNnnnn PPPUUUALLLLL....

Posted by mrpink, Feb 01, 2008 2:12PM

Dammit, I take a sick day and this is what I miss. The Committee is re-evaluating Tanner, Nick and Stephan. 7th floor, BSC bathroom - 4PM.

Posted by , Feb 01, 2008 2:31PM

dammit. i hate ron paul more because of his supporters than himself of course

Posted by , Feb 01, 2008 2:32PM

Bess can you at least post whatever emails 1-2 and girl sent you describing the evening? should have some interesting contradictions.

Posted by , Feb 01, 2008 2:33PM

Looks like Nick has fun jeans!

Posted by 1-2, Feb 01, 2008 2:38PM

You'll get your fix...settle

Posted by , Feb 01, 2008 2:38PM

girl looks like Allison Stokke. that'll give you something to think about!

1-2 you lucky dog

Posted by , Feb 01, 2008 2:48PM

1-2 must have been hung over from the bottle of goose, bottle of Verve, bottle of patron triple whammy

Posted by 1-2, Feb 01, 2008 2:56PM

Seeing as how i started an Allison Stokke fan club a year ago i will take that as a compliment.

thanks

Posted by 1-2, Feb 01, 2008 3:02PM

Seeing as how i started an Allison Stokke fan club a year ago i will take that as a compliment.

thanks

Posted by , Feb 01, 2008 3:09PM

RON RON RON Paul Paul Paul

Posted by , Feb 01, 2008 3:13PM

RON RON RON Paul Paul Paul

Posted by 1-2, Feb 01, 2008 3:18PM

As Girl and i discussed last night, I am going to hunt down and kill all you Ron Paul posters. It's not i hate ron paul, but if you're starved for (anonymous) attention go buy a hooker.

If you're slimjim just go to chelsea.

Posted by Stokked, Feb 01, 2008 3:37PM

Allison Stokke is a hottie, so I think that was definitely a compliment, 1-2.
Also - much to infer from you now referring to "girl" as "Girl"...

Posted by , Feb 01, 2008 3:44PM

For those of you (and me) who have no fuckin clue who Allison Stokke is:

http://www.allisonstokkepics.com/

Posted by , Feb 01, 2008 4:38PM

what is she now, 15? 16? whew!

Posted by Anal_yst, Feb 01, 2008 5:03PM

Jeebus that girl is slammin, now I might actually watch the Olympics (maybe)

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