No! You Can Never Be Too Orange In Moz’s Eyes!

By John Carney

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I just saw (not so) “big al [Greenspan]” leaving the hotel on fifth ave (next to cipriani btwn 59th/60th). Not only does the guy have a Louis Vuitton luggage, he had an orange LV duffle. Seriously, what was he thinking?…I would have taken a picture if hadn’t been so nasty outside. The orange was similar to a “blood orange”, even moz would have been appalled.

Comments (16)

  1. 1
    Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2008 at 3:12 PM

    was it fake or real LV?

  2. 2
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | February 13, 2008 at 3:17 PM

    Hm, funny…I saw Moz taking a cat nap in Hollywood Tan on 12th St. No LV, just a pair of flip-flops and some fuchsia shorts (which coincidentally, from afar, give you the impression he’s a eunuch).

  3. 3
    Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2008 at 3:23 PM

    @ LA– the story is about greenspan, but the tipster is quoting moz. as an expert in the field of orange.

  4. 4
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | February 13, 2008 at 3:41 PM

    @3:23 – thanks for lookin out, but the post reminded me of the 12th Street surprise that brightened my eyes.
    I’m not just building a mystery here.

  5. 5
    Posted by BSD | February 13, 2008 at 4:03 PM

    Choice of color aside, what exactly is wrong with LV? Maybe Greenspan has yellow fever, and knows massive amounts of LV is the sure-fire way to attract them.

  6. 6
    Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2008 at 4:14 PM

    BSD: Flaunting designer handbags and luggage is now considered passe. The fashionable thing is to have something understated, one-of-a-kind, but still wildly expensive.

  7. 7
    Posted by girl | February 13, 2008 at 4:29 PM

    everything is wrong with LV- its fucking ugly, overpriced tasteless rubbish for tasteless rubbish people
    all people who carry those bags should be shot at close range

  8. 8
    Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2008 at 4:31 PM

    @ girl: i love you

  9. 9
    Posted by Nominate me | February 13, 2008 at 4:33 PM

    Remind me not to let my wife walk past girls office. What is your alternative suggestion girl?

  10. 10
    Posted by Canal Street Charles | February 13, 2008 at 4:40 PM

    @BSD: “Yellow fever”
    hahahhahah. 3 for 1 in the back.

  11. 11
    Posted by girl | February 13, 2008 at 4:40 PM

    haha thanks 4:31
    @nominate me- bottega, balenciaga, ysl…or just smthg brandless that is made of nice buttery leather- not that bumpy ostrich-hide crap LV uses.

  12. 12
    Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2008 at 4:52 PM

    girl: what do you know, what you’re calling “crap” is actually “vinyl impregnated canvas”. So there.

  13. 13
    Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2008 at 5:24 PM

    coach?

  14. 14
    Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2008 at 6:21 PM

    Coach? COACH? So far gone it’s hopeless. See girl @ 4:40 pm or Anonymous @ 4:14 pm. The only thing that would revive Coach would be if Mary-Kate Olson starting carrying one as a retro statement. Flowing locks, loosely draped clothing, and COACH? Not too likely to happen.

  15. 15
    Posted by BSD | February 13, 2008 at 6:43 PM

    @girl – I hope you understood the sarcasm in my comment. Also – you’re going to need a lot of ammo since you just put out a contract on the entire Korean population of Orange Country/LA.
    P.S. Style points for ysl – not enough ladies rocking them these days.
    P.P.S. At the end of the day it’ll always be the Kelly bag. That’s how I justified buying the Maserati to the wife (never mind my present to myself was 10x more expensive, but took just as long to make).

  16. 16
    Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2008 at 12:20 AM

    my policy…if they got hermeez, they got no herpes….if they’re flashing louis, all talk’s hooey.

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