Opening Bell: 2.8.08

alcaluce.jpgAlcatel-Lucent Posts $3.74 Billion Quarterly Loss (Bloomberg)
Whoa, what year is this? You'd think that Alcatel-Lucent had just made some sort of ridiculous acquisition, and now they're taking a "paper" loss. Of course, $3.74 billion is actually sort of tame compared to some of the writedowns among the big gearmakers back in the day. Shares have fallen 59 percent in the last year.

Coca-Cola buys stake in Honest Teas (Oligopoly Watch)
We didn't realize it before, but Coke has acquired a 49 percent stake in bottled tea maker Honest Teas. It's a small deal, though as Oligopoly Watch points out, it continues the trend of moving away from the carbonated drinks business. That part is smart: soda is a loser, long term, when people get their heads on straight. But so are weakly flavored, partly-sweetened teas. Seriously. If you want a good tea, then get that Japanese iced green tea from Ito En. Coke should buy them out. Everything else is pretty foul.

Creators of Credit Crisis Revel in Las Vegas (NYT)
Shocking. Despite the fact that the world of credit derivatives are in turmoil and banks have lost billions by skinny dipping in that pond, market practitioners have the temerity to meet in Vegas. They even arrive in, oh my, private jets. So while people are being foreclosed on, and shareholders have been flummoxed, they're still partying it up at the venetian. And some are even looking for ways to profit from the current mess.

The $72 Billion Social-Climber (Weekly Standard) (via CrossingWallStreet)
A good take on the implications for French culture of the Kerveil mess. It's not totally new ground. There's been a lot of brain picking about the guy, as well as discussion of his background and the fact that he "shouldn't have been there" in the first place. But still a worthy Friday read.

Congress delays first hearing on Microsoft's Yahoo bid (Mercury News)
Maybe calling hearings on Microsoft's bid for Yahoo, well before there was even an official yes or no was a little hasty. Granted, Microsoft's bidding for Yahoo might almost be as important as, say, whether or not the NFL improperly destroyed evidence in the Pats' cheating scandal. Obviously the latter is the greater threat. Anyway, "scheduling problems" got int he way, so the hearing has been postponed indefinitely. Apparently they hadn't even drawn up a witness list. No doubt some fool thought it would be okay to call Jerry Yang to the stand.

China May Invest in J.C. Flowers Fund (WSJ)
Word is that China is set to invest in a new fund from JC Flowers. It's just $3-$4 billion, so not really all that much, but probably a good idea to spread their money with different managers. Also interesting that they're hanging out in the private equity scene again. DIdn't we hear somewhere that Schwarzman is now the most hated man among the peasants in the mainland, cause of his dealings there and the money he's lost? Or was that just something we dreamed?

Mounting Inflation Concerns Weigh on the Fed's Next Move (WSJ)
Amazingly, pumping more cash into the economy hasn't made inflation issues go away. One thing we just realized: they've taken the phrase "considerable period" out of fed statements, haven't they?

Comments

Posted by BB Ghost, Feb 08, 2008 8:32AM

Sounds like the Fed is struggling to steepening the yield curve further with their inflation talk. Not that there's no validity to having inflation concerns at this time. But the markets are reacting by increasing yield for the longer end of the market. And the FOMC will continue to pressure the shorter end of the curve by decreasing the fed funds rate. Steeper yield curve, better for financials. The question is whether there's enough time to save the financials with this maneuver.

Posted by HI, Feb 08, 2008 8:40AM

I just had an idea. Why don't you use two present participles; like one after the other. It sounds stupid, but you know it feels right.

Posted by , Feb 08, 2008 8:47AM

yes the average chinese peasant not only knows who schwartzman is but also hates him because of their deep concern for the proper stewardship of beijing's money.

Posted by The Epicurean Dealmaker, Feb 08, 2008 9:42AM

Nah, the Chinese hate Schwarzman because he is snapping up all the stone crabs in the world. That, and they think his face looks funny.

Posted by , Feb 08, 2008 9:57AM

damn round eyes

Posted by Novice, Feb 08, 2008 10:18AM

"Ocean devils" was how Cantonese friends translated their favorite slur for Anglos.

Also, what's the proper pronunciation of Kerveil?

Posted by Anonymises, Feb 08, 2008 10:21AM

@10:18, Kerveil is pronounced \ˈfish\

Posted by , Feb 08, 2008 11:56AM

/trout

Posted by Anal_yst, Feb 08, 2008 12:22PM

How dumb can the securitization guys be? After all the sh!t they've had a hand in, they throw a gaudy party with huge visibility. No sympathy when you go out of your way to bring criticism and scorn onto yourselves bros, cause for celebration indeed!

Posted by , Feb 08, 2008 2:05PM

My colleagues told me that the CFC super bowl party was off the hook.

Even though we dropped them as an approved counterparty months ago.

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