The markets have been off to a rocky start this year but maybe the bulls can breath a sigh of relief now that the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue is on the newsstands with Marisa Miller on the cover. The folks over at Bespoke Investment have run the numbers and created a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Indicator. As it turns out, having an American on the cover is a bullish indicator.
“Over the last 30 years, an American has appeared on the cover of the annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue in 15 different years,” the Bespoken write. “The average performance of the S&P 500 during those 15 years is a gain of 13.9% with 13 positive years (87%). Of the fifteen years where no American appeared on the cover, the S&P 500 has averaged a gain of only 7.2% with 11 positive years (73%).”
The shorts should hope for Spanish speaking cover models. Issues featuring models from Argentina, Mexico and Spain all saw losses for the S&P 500 that year.
(Oh, and click image for a bigger version of the cover.)
2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue: It’s Research! [Think Big via Eddy]
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Czech Republic returns 14%…
slim body big but not too big boobs, omg, i have to go home now
34D-23-35, 5’8″ 110lbs my god that is perfection
Intelligent design folks should show her as Exhibit A. No way evolution stumbled along and produced that – clearly the work of a supreme being.
I don’t know, as much as I agree w/ 3:51 and 3:53, 1 out of 6 billion could easily be explained by chance.
slightly off topic, but…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=513820&in_page_id=1811
@4:04 PM
Really? Chris, but did intelligent design produced you too? That can’t be same intelligent design that produced her, unless it went dumb by the time they got to you. ;-)
i am having lustful thoughts, i must repent
4:15:
That may be the most awesome thing I have ever seen in my life!!!
@4:15 woah that can’t be real
KLW, and how do you know…….
I don’t know about a bullish stock market, but after seeing that cover I know that she’s made something rise…
I can’t stop picturing that indian body builder nailing it.
And for some reason it really turns me on. Is that normal?
Marissa – daaaamn. That is all.
no you are most likely a borderline personality
After seeing that cover, I’m gone from being short to extra long… Is that normal?
best. post. ever.
There’s no accounting for taste.
I prefer Tanner anyday.
@ KLW
so you work at a tanning salon? you’re a hairdresser? you work for hooked on phonics?
I’d like to wider the spread on those assets babay
Merchandising?
Marisa made my igloo melt.
I see that stuff and can’t fight the urge to turn my wife into the $6 million woman.
How I present the “Marissa Miller makes me want to turn you into the Bionic Woman” conversation I haven’t worked out yet.
i think the lil’ guy in the @4:15 link is related to this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyMgyn6V4yI
Morgan Stanley executive Jerker M. Johansson is the leading candidate to become the chief executive of UBS AG’s investment banking operation, according to people familiar with the matter.
Jerker Johansson – can we please have some fun with this name?
What brings a pr person to db, boredom?
@ 5:36…their friend/roomate/etc being a writer?
Cathy @ KLW is super hot
Klw is the easy roommate?
Arghh Arghh