It's probably a safe assumption that many of the male participants in Thursday's speed dating event, earnestly taking part in this horrifically embarrassing but very entertaining spectator sport, have some sort of mother issue that is manifesting itself in their desire to be made the kept boys of much older women. But you have to wonder how many of them have gotten their actual mothers (and not their seasoned girlfriends) involved. Three? Four? Half the field? Or is Alex S., pictured here, the only one who, after taking too long to submit his profile because he didn't want to pay the $50 entrance fee (which his new older lady friend surely would've recouped him for later), and was told all slots had sold out, had his mother call the organizers, begging them to reconsider the gross oversight of her little boy? For the love of humanity, I certainly hope not.
Message From Mom [audio clip]
Posted by , Feb 05, 2008 1:34PM
that is phenomenal