I worked from home on Friday which was a damn shame because I missed a special delivery that came in a package marked “savory, vibrant, luscious & sweet” but, more pressingly, “PERISHABLE.” So I thought it was good fortune that someone not named Blarney had the good sense to put it in the fridge. I thought. After the jump, behold what a certain CNBC anchor and his goombahs sent to the office under the semblance of a gift. I see it more as a threat. Like the fish in the Godfather that signaled Luca slept with the fishes, No Sleeves is letting me know via deli meat that I’m going to die. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but at some point in the not too distant future, one of his associates will be paying me a visit and for what? Merely sharing with the world how he likes to work out, sartorially speaking. You know what? That’s fine. He wants to play hard ball? I’m game, by which I mean watch for the package of week-old lox, coming your way. Vaffanculo, testa di cazzo, Charlie Gasparino.
*If this wasn’t a Sicilian message, and just a kind gesture, thanks Charlie. The soppressata looks delicious.
Oh this is going to be goooood…
Ah, good to see a Bess post amidst all this Carney blather.
Who’s up for pelting Charlie with stale bagels?
hahaha
Just curious, how big is that thing?
that thing is huge
brilliant
whose return address was on the package though?
What girl doesn’t like to receive meat?
andrew ross sorkin is so fucking bitter.
@3:15 That’s what she said…
Meaty!
BESS LEVIN! I hope to gawd that is a beef supersata.
Oh your grandpa Moishe must be turning in his grave right now, and you a nice jewish girl receiving traif from a goy!
she wants for breakfast ?
there used to be (actaully could still be for all I know) a sign in Katz’s Deli “send a salami to your boy in the army”. I challenge the more creative of you, that would be you 3:31, to reformat that for the current situation. I’m waiting.
@3:35 yes katz’s still exists and they still have those signs. you can bet thats not a pork salami though!
KLW, I have a sausage (kosher, of course) I”d love to send you
This is WAR peacock! Casualties are inevitable. You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs, every cook will tell you that.
But look what happened to the cook!
Going to the mattresses, Bess?
clue rules
A sausage-gram? Awesome.
Gasparino’s some heck of a cool guy …. nothing says generous and swarthy like sending someone sooprezaat
Gasparino’s some heck of a cool guy …. nothing says generous and swarthy like sending someone sooprezaat
that’s ugly. looks like a penissss that has cancer
is that how you spell that?