We Feel Pretty Bad About This

By John Carney

blackstoneiposecondayfirstdaypopletdisapointingipoperformancedownwarddowndowndown.JPG“How does it feel? Unattractive. No thinking person wants to be reduced to a caricature,” Steve Schwarzman tells James Stewart in the giant New Yorker profile we haven’t gotten around to reading yet.

Comments (11)

  1. 1
    Posted by Anonymous | February 6, 2008 at 10:04 AM

    crab hands you sexy beast you

  2. 2
    Posted by AJ | February 6, 2008 at 10:27 AM

    I printed the article out yesterday. It’s almost as long as TMQ. It intimidates me.

  3. 3
    Posted by Nick@Night | February 6, 2008 at 10:55 AM

    Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

  4. 4
    Posted by HAM'05 | February 6, 2008 at 11:07 AM

    haha AJ i had the same thought – def not a 1-pooper

  5. 5
    Posted by Anonymous | February 6, 2008 at 11:12 AM

    I understand HAM’s 1-pooper reference, but what’s TMQ?

  6. 6
    Posted by Free Money | February 6, 2008 at 11:15 AM

    That is a great and well-written article.

  7. 7
    Posted by Anonymous | February 6, 2008 at 11:26 AM

    all this talk about crab hands and you “haven’t gotten around to it yet”? you guys are weak. read the damn article. there is a ton of material in there perfect for this site on one of your favorite characters.
    you have time to go to the “monkeybusinessblog” (previous post) but not the new yorker? seriously, quit being so lazy.

  8. 8
    Posted by AJ | February 6, 2008 at 11:26 AM

    Tuesday Morning Quarterback
    Best football column out there and known for routinely being several thousand words. This week’s was probably almost 10,000 words:
    http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=easterbrook/080205&sportCat=nfl

  9. 9
    Posted by Erin Burnett's Booty Call | February 6, 2008 at 11:34 AM

    TMQ – let me summarize – don’t punt, cold coach = win, cold cheerleaders = win, football gods, some geeky sci-fi crap that I don’t care about, yadda yadda yadda.

  10. 10
    Posted by s75 | February 6, 2008 at 11:42 AM

    haha yeah that about sums it up but its a great way to kill time while listening to long boring investor day webcasts

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    Posted by Anonymous | February 6, 2008 at 12:50 PM

    My favorite part was when he said he doesn’t give much to charity because he wants to keep it, get a better return on it and donate more in the future. Because that’s what charity’s all about – not donating, keeping the money and saying you’ll give later.

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