Eight little words, from one big gay pimp. Since we’re feeling giving, we decided to share the Valentine’s note Billy Ash sent last night. Sort of strange that he begins by talking about how he's in a relationship, and then has the brass to LOL himself, but he does offer a cyber hug, and you have to assume his are top of the line. So, call it even.
On the fence re: clicking? There's sage/punny advice to be found. Like "don't do anything cupid." Such as, for example, killing your husband. Or becoming a gay pimp.
Billy Ash E-Card [Hallmark]






Posted by , Feb 14, 2008 1:15PM
stay away from my woman
Posted by , Feb 14, 2008 1:26PM
Hallmark? Aren't those cards made in China or Mexico now? Profits people! Profits! Now get back to work so that the machine your slaving for can ram your ass some more...Mmmm! And for those getting taken from behind this week (MLers), thank you for your service. , you did an excellent job for the firm and we enjoyed shafting you. We wish you all the best in your future endeavors.
Posted by Anal_yst , Feb 14, 2008 1:28PM
so this is what they do with all those pre-printed pats superbowl tshirts (random, butt its slow as balls today)
nypost.com/seven/02142008/news/worldnews/pats_nicaragua/photo01.htm
Posted by girl , Feb 14, 2008 1:38PM
@ Anal_yst
that's just depressing...i was hoping Gisele would have used her excess euros to buy them up or something
Posted by , Feb 14, 2008 1:39PM
I heard that Hallmark cards are the most marked up item in any CVS.
Posted by , Feb 14, 2008 1:45PM
Good news for Bess:
http://legalpad.blogs.fortune.cnn.com/2008/02/14/a-valentines-gift-vibrator-sales-legalized-in-texas/
Posted by BL lover , Feb 14, 2008 3:48PM
Bess: did you reply with "You choo choo choose me?"
Posted by Nancy , Feb 14, 2008 4:06PM
I think everyone knows she killed Seth. How would Bill Ash know exactly what would come back in the toxicaligy report unless Filomena told him. Don't forget they pulled 380 crushed ambien out of Filomena's personnel safe. The facts point to she killed Seth. It's better to be rich and have tons of lawyers.
Posted by SS , Feb 14, 2008 4:23PM
For people who like tasteful ecards (or need to get some the last minute), you can check out nice, artistic ecards for Valentine's Day.
http://www.squidoo.com/valetine-ecards
Posted by guest , Feb 14, 2008 10:51PM
Half the comments on this post have disappeared! I posted earlier on the true identity of "Nancy." (Billy Ash.) I was looking forward to reading the explosion of indignation!
Posted by VERITA , Feb 15, 2008 8:07AM
The Con Artist Lives AgainBill Ash Re-Emerges With a New Tale of Lies and Lust By Norm KentPublisher, www.nationalgaynews.comIt is a story that could only have South Florida roots.It is September of 2007, and Seth Tobias, 44, a multi millionaire hedge fund investor, known nationally for his appearances as a respected financial commentator for CNBC is found very dead in the swimming pool of his Palm Beach Estate, a 5 million dollar, 6,700 square foot mansion. The night before his body was discovered, his friends, together for a pool party, witnessed an angry dispute between he and his wife of two years.Allegations of sexual trysts, domestic violence, and drug abuse emerge as law enforcement officers interview the spouse, the brothers, and a mysterious online psychic whom the thrice-divorced wife apparently consulted with regularly. The psychic regales the willing media with lurid tales of drinking, of male hustlers, wild parties and cocaine.That ‘psychic,’ Bill Ash, a rather large and exquisitely effeminate gay man, surprisingly alleges that the wife, his online confidant, is the one who murdered the husband to steal his fortune and avoid a divorce. Ash purportedly holds secrets about the spousal relationship, and he has been peppering the media for months with hidden revelations, giving the story life, helping it run large in the tabloids and on the ‘net in force. Today, it is all over pagesix.comBut Bill Ash is no psychic. Bill Ash is a con man with South Florida roots, and the roots have a very bad fungus.You almost have to believe the movie rights are being sold as you read this. At the very least, the sordid and scandalous story of the sad death of Seth Tobias was the cover page feature of New York Magazine last week.This week, not in the media, but in real life, in a Palm Beach county courtroom, a legion of attorneys- eight at least- are battling over the multi million dollar estate of Seth Tobias. His pre marital will leaves the bulk of his purported 25 million dollar estate to his family and brothers. But his wife, Phyllis, is fighting for her legal rights under Florida law, asserting she is now the rightful heir. No one has been charged in the death of Seth Tobias, and months have passed without a measured toxicology report being published by the coroner.Evidence is being gathered suggesting that Seth’s death was caused by an overdose; that there was cocaine and the sleeping pill, ambien, in his bloodstream. However, the mysterious gay psychic claims the wife confessed to him in an online session. So Seth’s brothers’ lawyers are using his testimony to advance the claim that as a potential murderer, she cannot be the rightful heir. It’s Florida law.The psychic however, has claimed to have a relationship not only with Mrs. Tobias, but purports to have known Seth as well, claiming to have met him in La Jolla, California. He alleges that he provided male hustlers for Seth, took him to gay strip clubs like Cupid’s in West Palm Beach, and provided personal services on an ongoing basis for the deceased fund manager. Bill Ash cannot sustain a single claim about his alleged relationship with Seth Tobias. However, one of Seth’s secretaries can. She represents Bill called and demanded money.The New York Times bought into Bill Ash, and on the front page of their Business section last December 4th, ran a story about the Tobias death. The paper related Ash’s allegations du jour, including a claim that his wife had lured Seth into the pool with promises she would arrange a sexual liaison with a gay porn star.However, police, lawyers, investigators, and journalists, who have spent countless hours investigating and unraveling the claims of ‘Billy’- that’s his new moniker- Ash are just beginning to learn that the man making these claims has a sordid past, pockmarked by defrauding countless others to advance his own mercenary, self-aggrandizing artifices and schemes. The truth is that Bill Ash is a con man and the truth has caught up with him again.It is not just that William Ash is a convicted felon. It is that his criminal history involves acts of fraud, transparent lies, knowing deceit, and repeated dishonesty. It is that his reputation for truth and reliability is virtually non existent. It is not just that he has misused his talents to persuade others to advance his own criminal acts, misdeeds, embezzlements, and swindles. It is that his skills at deception and dishonesty have harmed good and decent charitable organizations, as well as honest businessmen trying to earn a living. Add to that now the wild goose chase he must be sending lawyers for the Tobias family on.The reality of Billy Ash’s chronicles of deception that newspapers and television crews are uncovering today in the Seth Tobias case were already exposed by The Express Gay News in March of 2000. I should know. I was the publisher and I was the author of the articles revealing his scams. Inconsistency and unreliability are Bill Ash’s middle name.The crooked dealings of Bill Ash which I exposed in The Express seven years ago revealed a man who lied for a living, and attempted to compound one lie with another when caught and exposed in an untruth. It revealed a person who was incapable of remembering one story from another, since they were mostly made up to begin with. If his deeds were not so sinister, the conduct would have been comical.Ash’s criminal history includes a 1996 felony conviction for stealing the client list of a company that sold goods manufactured by the disabled and setting up a rival company; passing worthless checks for years while delivering false promises of restitution; misrepresenting his role and compromising the position of AIDS charities and Pride South Florida; lying to tabloids about celebrities while publishing untruths engineered to defame them; and scamming businessmen by rendering payments with checks from a man he knew was dead.In one of his more elaborate deceptions in 1995, he chartered a boat for his own 31st birthday, arranging for thousands of dollars on flowers and balloons by telling vendors he was throwing the party for Dolphins owner Wayne Huizenga, and that the Miami businessman would be footing the bill. In another episode in the year 2001, he misled one charity into thinking he was booking Jennifer Holliday as a main act, failing to reveal that Holliday was so appalled by Ash she had sought a restraining order against him the year before. All of these acts led to criminal prosecutions which were eventually consolidated before a Broward County Circuit Court Judge. Ash would initially be placed on probation, but he would violate it by running an illegal escort service. The court would revoke his probation, convict him as a felon, and give him jail time. Ash did not just spend months in jail for running a prostitution ring as some of the stories concerning Tobias relate. Ash was adjudicated guilty of multiple criminal charges, including grand theft, kiting checks, not making restitution, and fraudulent use of credit cards. This is the gay man and key witness whose testimony the Tobias family lawyers, on both sides of the bar, are now fighting over. This is the man who the media gave a moment in the sun.His escort scheme was gay soap opera. At the time, Ash was billing himself as ‘Mr. Madam’ and boasted he had an offer to write a book about his da