A Wake For Eliot Spitzer’s Political Career
DealBreaker Hosts Happy Hour Drinks At Spitzer’s Corner

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In honor of our fallen governor, DealBreaker will be hosting an impromptu happy hour at Spitzer’s Corner on Manhattan’s Lower East Side starting around 5:30 this afternoon. If you get there early enough, we’ll probably spring for a round or two. We hope you’ll join us as we raise a glass to the end of the dirty, rotten legacy of Loathesome Eliot.
“Pimps and Hos” dress code optional.
Spitzer’s Corner is located at 101 Rivington St between Essex Street & Ludlow Street.

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  1. 1
    Posted by guest | March 12, 2008 at 1:05 PM

    someone take pictures, lots of pictures..particularly of levin

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | March 12, 2008 at 1:10 PM

    I maintain that Bess is a creation of Carney’s imagination, dreamt up to be the fantasy girl of all the site’s hopeless finance geek devotees.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | March 12, 2008 at 1:23 PM

    I agree with 1:10, she’s totally imaginary, does not exist

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | March 12, 2008 at 1:30 PM

    I plan on going tonight and if she does exist I’ll try to get a BJ from her. I’ll report my results tomorrow.
    PS I am hung

  5. 5
    Posted by Anonymous | March 12, 2008 at 1:35 PM

    FYI:
    She usually hangs out by the gloryhole in the men’s bathroom.
    Good luck.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | March 12, 2008 at 1:36 PM

    @1:30, just make sure you don’t transport Bess across state lines from Jersey for such purposes.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | March 12, 2008 at 1:39 PM

    I’ll try to make it. Yes, pictures please.

  8. 8
    Posted by diablo | March 12, 2008 at 1:42 PM

    Bess is smarter than you think. She would not show up for a bunch of stalkers.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | March 12, 2008 at 1:46 PM

    agreed w/ diablo…your best bess bet is to probably befriend someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows BL, and work your way to the jackpot.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | March 12, 2008 at 1:53 PM

    Is Levin even going to be there? I bet it’ll be only Carney with his Jameson.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | March 12, 2008 at 2:02 PM

    mccallan!

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | March 12, 2008 at 2:29 PM

    I don’t think Carney is classy enough to drink Macallan, not mccallan btw.

  13. 13
    Posted by big r | March 12, 2008 at 2:53 PM

    i can vouch for bess levins actual existence. well, somewhat.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | March 12, 2008 at 2:59 PM

    Bess wants to keep us all guessing as to her looks and real-life personality. 10:1 she doesn’t show so you can all have fun speculating tomorrow as to whether she’s merely part of Carney’s multiple personality disorder.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | March 12, 2008 at 3:22 PM

    Bess does not exist, and even if she did, she wouldn’t be there!
    Carney might hire a hooker to pretend she’s Bess, but all the publicity from the Spitzer scandal has driven call girl rates sky high.

  16. 16
    Posted by onetwo | March 12, 2008 at 3:29 PM

    I’ll be there…get ready to get ready.

  17. 17
    Posted by golden girl | March 12, 2008 at 3:35 PM

    onetwo and i will hopefully be rolling in together … watch out now

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | March 12, 2008 at 3:35 PM

    wonder if this’ll suck as much as the last DB happy hour

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | March 12, 2008 at 3:51 PM

    sweet!
    on a side note, in my mind i imagine girl as one of those nearly-very-hot indian girls who has the same figure in or out of her sports bra, and doesnt wax her lip but doesn’t need to.
    am i close?

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | March 12, 2008 at 3:52 PM

    I heard that Bess and “Kristen” are one and the same.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | March 12, 2008 at 3:53 PM

    ‘girl’ and ‘golden girl’ are two different people. is 1-2 pulling a spitzer?

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | March 12, 2008 at 3:56 PM

    this site has gotten so boring since bess stopped keeping us up-to-date on girl and 1-2′s relationship
    for all we know they could be getting married by now! god if those two reproduced imagine how long the kid’s comments would be when posting on DB

  23. 23
    Posted by golden girl | March 12, 2008 at 4:10 PM

    maybe I should change my name to avoid confusion. i am not girl, and one-two and i are guitar hero adversaries and nothing more. write that down.

  24. 24
    Posted by girl | March 12, 2008 at 4:11 PM

    @3:56 maybe he and the new squeeze can fill you in while i coordinate the Seamless web order here at the office and cry into my computer.

  25. 25
    Posted by Invisible Hand | March 12, 2008 at 4:15 PM

    http://equityprivate.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/08/bess.jpg

  26. 26
    Posted by Random Banker | March 12, 2008 at 4:18 PM

    @ girl:
    What? what is happening with that? I find it highly improbable that Dealbreaker has TWO female readers…. How could this happen? Its over?

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | March 12, 2008 at 4:33 PM

    @RB pending the public announcement they were going to keep further details of the relationship private, who knows
    @Invisible Hand, well, that certainly is a picture of a certain intrepid reporter. can you guess which one?

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | March 12, 2008 at 4:34 PM

    Please recreate the monday wake.

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | March 12, 2008 at 4:40 PM

    Girl, you’ll always be the one …

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | March 12, 2008 at 4:56 PM

    @4:15
    that’s a picture of Kate Bosworth

  31. 31
    Posted by Random Banker | March 12, 2008 at 5:00 PM

    Kate Bosworth’s husky eyes are amazing.

  32. 32
    Posted by Anal_yst | March 12, 2008 at 5:00 PM

    @ 3:51
    Girl definitely does not need to wax her lip, so in that respect you are correct. As to her looking the same in/out of her sportsbra, well, it’d be pure rank speculation for me to address (butt I wouldn’t be surprised)

  33. 33
    Posted by onetwo | March 12, 2008 at 5:01 PM

    @4:15…haha, nice. I bet you’ve thought that was bess for years now. Poor boy.
    @Girls (golden and regular)…I’m pretty sure you two have met–i think–I’ll explain later.
    @Girl – $200 worth of Indian again?
    I’ll close with this…
    Guys, you can sit outside all day passing a ball around, or you can sit at your computer doing something that matters!!
    First one to correctly call the reference (above) gets a drink on me tonight.

  34. 34
    Posted by girl | March 12, 2008 at 5:06 PM

    South park!
    Booya, i’ll pass by after the ofice 1-2

  35. 35
    Posted by Invisible Hand | March 12, 2008 at 5:07 PM

    http://thespirittrail.blogspot.com/MDS&W2004/lovelybess.jpg

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | March 12, 2008 at 5:10 PM

    @ invisible hand– yes, just keep google imaging the name ‘bess.’ idiot.

  37. 37
    Posted by onetwo | March 12, 2008 at 5:13 PM

    Girl, you know you couldn’t win that…I declare shenanigans.
    Had she not shouted out the answer for all of you to see, then I would keep the contest open…alas I can not.
    Girl ruined it for everybody…bad “girl”.

  38. 38
    Posted by golden girl | March 12, 2008 at 5:17 PM

    you salivating hordes all need to settle down. see you there – if anyone is doing something super sweet right now like checking this from their iphone, please order me a gin and tonic. godspeed.

  39. 39
    Posted by girl | March 12, 2008 at 5:27 PM

    Feel free to punish me as you see fit…
    to the rest of you- sorry- you’re all stuck buyig carney jameson

  40. 40
    Posted by Cov Lite | March 12, 2008 at 5:32 PM

    SouthPark – WoW episode.
    I’d take you up on that drink but I will be stuck in a hotel in DC space docking one of the models

  41. 41
    Posted by onetwo | March 12, 2008 at 5:34 PM

    @Cov Lite: I prefer “power-docking” as my preferred homophobic term (or ‘slimjim’), but space docking works too.

  42. 42
    Posted by Invisible Hand | March 12, 2008 at 5:41 PM

    okay
    http://www.sequimwadailyphoto.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/bessie.JPG

  43. 43
    Posted by mrpink | March 12, 2008 at 5:42 PM

    Sadly, I will not be able to join in this week’s Dealbreaker soirée. Have a shot of tequila for me and Tanner. I’m stuck working on some stupid fixed income pricing model.
    However, I will be drinking for my post b-day celebration on Friday.
    Ding dong the witch is DEAD!
    -mrp #9

  44. 44
    Posted by Jmoney | March 12, 2008 at 5:51 PM

    Congrats on keeping your job Mr. p!

  45. 45
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    It’s amazing JMoney…. LOL
    Fixed Income sucks!
    -mrp

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