In honor of our fallen governor, DealBreaker will be hosting an impromptu happy hour at Spitzer’s Corner on Manhattan’s Lower East Side starting around 5:30 this afternoon. If you get there early enough, we’ll probably spring for a round or two. We hope you’ll join us as we raise a glass to the end of the dirty, rotten legacy of Loathesome Eliot.
"Pimps and Hos" dress code optional.
Spitzer’s Corner is located at 101 Rivington St between Essex Street & Ludlow Street.
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 1:05PM
someone take pictures, lots of pictures..particularly of levin
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 1:10PM
I maintain that Bess is a creation of Carney's imagination, dreamt up to be the fantasy girl of all the site's hopeless finance geek devotees.
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 1:23PM
I agree with 1:10, she's totally imaginary, does not exist
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 1:30PM
I plan on going tonight and if she does exist I'll try to get a BJ from her. I'll report my results tomorrow.
PS I am hung
Posted by Anonymous , Mar 12, 2008 1:35PM
FYI:
She usually hangs out by the gloryhole in the men's bathroom.
Good luck.
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 1:36PM
@1:30, just make sure you don't transport Bess across state lines from Jersey for such purposes.
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 1:39PM
I'll try to make it. Yes, pictures please.
Posted by diablo , Mar 12, 2008 1:42PM
Bess is smarter than you think. She would not show up for a bunch of stalkers.
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 1:46PM
agreed w/ diablo...your best bess bet is to probably befriend someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows BL, and work your way to the jackpot.
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 1:53PM
Is Levin even going to be there? I bet it'll be only Carney with his Jameson.
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 2:02PM
mccallan!
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 2:29PM
I don't think Carney is classy enough to drink Macallan, not mccallan btw.
Posted by big r , Mar 12, 2008 2:53PM
i can vouch for bess levins actual existence. well, somewhat.
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 2:59PM
Bess wants to keep us all guessing as to her looks and real-life personality. 10:1 she doesn't show so you can all have fun speculating tomorrow as to whether she's merely part of Carney's multiple personality disorder.
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 3:22PM
Bess does not exist, and even if she did, she wouldn't be there!
Carney might hire a hooker to pretend she's Bess, but all the publicity from the Spitzer scandal has driven call girl rates sky high.
Posted by onetwo , Mar 12, 2008 3:29PM
I'll be there...get ready to get ready.
Posted by golden girl , Mar 12, 2008 3:35PM
onetwo and i will hopefully be rolling in together ... watch out now
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 3:35PM
wonder if this'll suck as much as the last DB happy hour
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 3:51PM
sweet!
on a side note, in my mind i imagine girl as one of those nearly-very-hot indian girls who has the same figure in or out of her sports bra, and doesnt wax her lip but doesn't need to.
am i close?
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 3:52PM
I heard that Bess and "Kristen" are one and the same.
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 3:53PM
'girl' and 'golden girl' are two different people. is 1-2 pulling a spitzer?
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 3:56PM
this site has gotten so boring since bess stopped keeping us up-to-date on girl and 1-2's relationship
for all we know they could be getting married by now! god if those two reproduced imagine how long the kid's comments would be when posting on DB
Posted by golden girl , Mar 12, 2008 4:10PM
maybe I should change my name to avoid confusion. i am not girl, and one-two and i are guitar hero adversaries and nothing more. write that down.
Posted by girl , Mar 12, 2008 4:11PM
@3:56 maybe he and the new squeeze can fill you in while i coordinate the Seamless web order here at the office and cry into my computer.
Posted by Invisible Hand , Mar 12, 2008 4:15PM
http://equityprivate.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/08/bess.jpg
Posted by Random Banker , Mar 12, 2008 4:18PM
@ girl:
What? what is happening with that? I find it highly improbable that Dealbreaker has TWO female readers.... How could this happen? Its over?
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 4:33PM
@RB pending the public announcement they were going to keep further details of the relationship private, who knows
@Invisible Hand, well, that certainly is a picture of a certain intrepid reporter. can you guess which one?
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 4:34PM
Please recreate the monday wake.
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 4:40PM
Girl, you'll always be the one ...
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 4:56PM
@4:15
that's a picture of Kate Bosworth
Posted by Random Banker , Mar 12, 2008 5:00PM
Kate Bosworth's husky eyes are amazing.
Posted by Anal_yst , Mar 12, 2008 5:00PM
@ 3:51
Girl definitely does not need to wax her lip, so in that respect you are correct. As to her looking the same in/out of her sportsbra, well, it'd be pure rank speculation for me to address (butt I wouldn't be surprised)
Posted by onetwo , Mar 12, 2008 5:01PM
@4:15...haha, nice. I bet you've thought that was bess for years now. Poor boy.
@Girls (golden and regular)...I'm pretty sure you two have met--i think--I'll explain later.
@Girl - $200 worth of Indian again?
I'll close with this...
Guys, you can sit outside all day passing a ball around, or you can sit at your computer doing something that matters!!
First one to correctly call the reference (above) gets a drink on me tonight.
Posted by girl , Mar 12, 2008 5:06PM
South park!
Booya, i'll pass by after the ofice 1-2
Posted by Invisible Hand , Mar 12, 2008 5:07PM
http://thespirittrail.blogspot.com/MDS&W2004/lovelybess.jpg
Posted by guest , Mar 12, 2008 5:10PM
@ invisible hand-- yes, just keep google imaging the name 'bess.' idiot.
Posted by onetwo , Mar 12, 2008 5:13PM
Girl, you know you couldn't win that...I declare shenanigans.
Had she not shouted out the answer for all of you to see, then I would keep the contest open...alas I can not.
Girl ruined it for everybody...bad "girl".
Posted by golden girl , Mar 12, 2008 5:17PM
you salivating hordes all need to settle down. see you there - if anyone is doing something super sweet right now like checking this from their iphone, please order me a gin and tonic. godspeed.
Posted by girl , Mar 12, 2008 5:27PM
Feel free to punish me as you see fit...
to the rest of you- sorry- you're all stuck buyig carney jameson
Posted by Cov Lite , Mar 12, 2008 5:32PM
SouthPark - WoW episode.
I'd take you up on that drink but I will be stuck in a hotel in DC space docking one of the models
Posted by onetwo , Mar 12, 2008 5:34PM
@Cov Lite: I prefer "power-docking" as my preferred homophobic term (or 'slimjim'), but space docking works too.
Posted by Invisible Hand , Mar 12, 2008 5:41PM
okay
http://www.sequimwadailyphoto.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/bessie.JPG
Posted by mrpink , Mar 12, 2008 5:42PM
Sadly, I will not be able to join in this week's Dealbreaker soirée. Have a shot of tequila for me and Tanner. I'm stuck working on some stupid fixed income pricing model.
However, I will be drinking for my post b-day celebration on Friday.
Ding dong the witch is DEAD!
-mrp #9
Posted by Jmoney , Mar 12, 2008 5:51PM
Congrats on keeping your job Mr. p!
Posted by mrpink , Mar 13, 2008 9:57AM
It's amazing JMoney.... LOL
Fixed Income sucks!
-mrp