Bear Stearns Crisis Brings Out The Softer Side Of Whip-Toting Hooker

By Bess Levin

missvictoria.JPGHey all you sad Bears—this ought to cheer you up: Manhattan’s preeminent dominatrix, Mistress Victoria X is slashing prices! The S&M professional is offering a session discount of $10/hour (originally $2/hour but she increased the markdown after JPMorgan increased their bid) for a variety of scenarios sure to get your minds off the week you took it up the tailpipe (‘cause MVX is not proffering anal). On the menu: domestic service training, spanking combined with verbal chastising, cane stroking, interrogation and master/slave roleplay. Added value: Miss X knows a little bit about subprime. You might actually learn something!
In which I give back to the community [Miss Victoria X]
Surprise, Bear Stearns guys like it up the ass [ValleyWag]

Comments (13)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | March 27, 2008 at 10:07 AM

    is there a DB HOF yet? This should definitely be in it! She is hilarious!!
    Can MVX guest-editorialize for DB instead of EP?

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | March 27, 2008 at 10:47 AM

    Golden Girl – are you really Mistress Victoria X? You said you were a COCKtail waitress before your current “position”. Judging from the bitchiness of your postings, you wouldn’t surprise many of us if you actually turned out to be a MANHATIN, err Manhatten, S&M pro.

  3. 3
    Posted by legal eagle | March 27, 2008 at 11:22 AM

    “You see, in my experience finance guys usually want things in their asses. I do not offer anal play on demand. Consequently the majority of my clients are lawyers.” — Miss Victoria X
    One of the few times I’m actually glad I chose law instead of finance . . .

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | March 27, 2008 at 11:28 AM

    I don’t think making fun of a dominatrix is funny. Some of us need tension releases in differing ways. I manage a bunch of traders and there is no better way for me to relax than to get out the gag ball and leather whilst m’lady whips me and simultaneously wants a quote on an April/Oct ’09 Henry Hub costless collar.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | March 27, 2008 at 11:31 AM

    @legal eagle, so you are saying that you frequent dominatrixes, and you are concerned it was only your choice of career that has prevented you from wanting things shoved up your ass?
    because otherwise, what’s the diff?
    you are disgusting.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | March 27, 2008 at 11:33 AM

    lawyers already take it up the ass on a daily basis from bankers, so they probably get their fill in the office.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | March 27, 2008 at 12:08 PM

    maybe the issue is one of spitz&swallow.
    lawyers don’t take it up the ass but maybe they want to give it up the ass?

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | March 27, 2008 at 12:17 PM

    “in my experience finance guys usually want things in their asses”
    so what? a chick’s tongue up there is a wondrous thing.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | March 27, 2008 at 12:37 PM

    Rookie tax question:
    Do Bear employees get to claim capital gains losses till infinity (and shield the IRS from collecting $5 Billion in taxes) for their vested/restricted stock?

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | March 27, 2008 at 12:38 PM

    @12:17 Your thoughts on a guy’s cock (up there)? GAnalYst

  11. 11
    Posted by legal eagle | March 27, 2008 at 1:10 PM

    @11:33 I can’t even argue with that . . .

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | March 27, 2008 at 1:42 PM

    $300/hour? Way overpriced. There are perfectly good domms on craigslist for 100/hr or less

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | March 27, 2008 at 1:46 PM

    yes but can they blogg?

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