Bear Stearns: Suddenly Now Stylish

By John Carney

Bear Stearns High Fashion.jpgOur stylish friends at Guest of A Guest have discovered the latest fashion trend sweeping the sophisticated nooks of New York City. The discovery came at an art opening in Soho.

While we saw the usual sartorial pieces of cocktail dresses, hats and bow ties, it was this dapper little vest from the Bear Stearn’s spring ‘08 line that was the true hit. We suggest snatching up these puppies now, as the designer has taken a permanent retirement. Their worth will be sure to appreciate in value in fiscal years to come.

Bear Stearns Pieces From The Spring ‘08 Line Quickly Becoming Most Coveted In Fashion World [Guest of a Guest]

Comments (13)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 4:02 PM

    Hey, look the BSC guys already wear pieces of flair. And i think that may be the begining of his “O” face. Looks like that transition to TGI Fridays is going be easier that i suspected.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 4:08 PM

    Is it just me, or is that guy a lot cuter than the women hanging on him? I mean of course cute relative to others in their respective gender. GAnalYst

  3. 3
    Posted by american bandersnatch | March 28, 2008 at 4:18 PM

    I can’t assess the guy, but the girl looks like a less attractive version of the girl in Airplane! And don’t call me Shirtey.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 4:23 PM

    @GAnalyst: agreed.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 4:25 PM

    @4:08 I was thinking the same thing. Muffy and Buffy with Skip? Maybe he brought two paper bags for later that night? Then again, he looks like he doesn’t play for my team so they’re probably just comparing women’s fashions, ways to pick up guys, and how to relieve rectal pain after a hot night of action.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 4:32 PM

    Thought so. Thanks for clarifying re the women, but I doubt he’s on my team. Gay boys can tell these things from a mile. GAnalYst

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 7:26 PM

    I’m confused-I thought the subject of the post was the Bear Stearns clothing, not the unphotogenic women.
    That said, I’d like to see some pictures posted of those making unnecessarily mean comments.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | March 28, 2008 at 7:45 PM

    i’d fuck her.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | March 29, 2008 at 12:49 AM

    Wait… They are not twins?…
    Seriously…
    Honest???
    Shit…

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | March 29, 2008 at 1:53 AM

    i’d hit it…

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | March 29, 2008 at 12:48 PM

    Man, those BSC butt-plugs are the bomb!

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | March 30, 2008 at 9:03 PM

    I have two Bear Stearns beach towels which only cost my firm $7,5m each thanks to the wonders of BSHGSC. What am I bid ?

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | March 31, 2008 at 5:22 AM

    1- whats with the red gloves?
    2- is DB now populated by faggots? Whats with the “guy is better looking” rubbish…
    3- 13 beers later and I’d spitroast both the females… but then again, I’m not fussy after 13 beers, and would put a “go ugly early hedge” on one of them for sure… especially if I thought the red gloves would be used to stroke my trouser python post the witching hour
    :-))

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