You’ve seen the company collapse, now get the t-shirt. Reuters reports that an entrepreneur has created a Bear Stearns collapse memorable t-shirt and put it up on Ebay. For just $17.99, you too can own a t-shirt reading “I invested my life savings in Bear Stearns and all I have left is this lousy T-shirt.”
Bear Stearns mementoes fetch more than shares [Reuters]
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i think at this point, the jokes are old, and DB should be more sensitive to this. i work at a bigger bank that has done a little better lately, but i still am sympathetic as only a handful of people took down the bank.
the jokes were funny, but enough already.
this isnt even funny though this is just obnoxious. if you have a funny joke, i’m all ears. but cmon, cafepress t-shirts? spare us.
Here’s a joke for you two:
I can’t believe they’re asking more than $2 for the shirt!
wheres the DB memorial for BSC ala Spitzer?
Yes the jokes are cruel but gimmee a break. BSC’rs weren’t working at McD’s. That’s the nature of Wall Street, has happened before, and will happen again. You live by the sword and die by the sword.
I’m waiting for the crotchless panties with the quote: “Screw me as bad as Bear Stearns did investors” written on the ass. The perfect gift for all those hot young unemployed female BSC interns I’m trying to help…
But Dimon told the executives that those of them who stay might receive at least 25 percent of the value of their recent Bear stock awards in the form of JPMorgan shares. Those who stay until the deal closes will receive a one-time cash payment.
-nyt
A better t-shirt would have the Bear Stearns logo and say below it “I Want My Two Dollars!”
Someone posted a link for tshirts sunday night on zazzo or whatnot in the community post, this is late to the show
@11:42 Perhaps also a picture of the newspaper boy on his bike from a certain ’80′s movie? Just for the folks who were around then to understand. Or John Cusack fans.
11:42 – now that’s funny!
youtube for reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2C07yRCdT8
Re: Elliott Spitzer and the Mayflower hotel. I guess when Spitzer came to the Mayflower hotel, he wasn’t any Puritan. Those of you with particularly salacious minds out there, can change the preposition after the word “came” in that sentence, and -ahem – come – to your own conclusions.
“I’ve had a week to come up with a joke about Bear Stearns to put on a T-shirt and all I’ve got is this lousy 2000-year-old cliché.”
this is so lame. bsc was a great firm and all the wall street wannabes getting into this fray…get a life.
TQSwOY A big thank you for your article post. Really Cool.
Looking forward to reading more. Great article.Really thank you! Will read on…