Blocking DealBreaker As A Leading Indicator

Several months ago Bear Stearns blocked employees in its headquarters from reading DealBreaker. They offered us lots of technical excuses for this, including a few that almost made sense, but all of them were lies. Bear Stearns blocked us because we had ticked off the upper levels of its management. They’d probably still deny this if we bothered to ask, but how many times do you need to let someone lie to you before you simply quit asking questions.

At the time we warned that there was something wrong with management that was concerned enough about how a sarcastic, gossipy website that they’d lash out against it. We regularly mock the higher ups at places like Goldman Sachs but they know they’ve got better things to worry about. We also pointed out that we actually break news around here, and offer serious commentary on news breaking elsewhere. A bank that wants to cut its traders and bankers off from sources of information seems to be making bad choices. What’s more, cutting us off hardly stopped us from writing about Bear Stearns. It just stopped Bear Stearns from getting to know what we were saying about them.

Look. We’re not saying that Bear Stearns collapsed because they decided to block DealBreaker. We’re saying that a Wall Streets firm whose management focuses on crushing dissenting journalists who report embarrassing stories probably doesn’t have it’s priorities straight.

So who else is blocking DealBreaker? Oh, that’s right. Merrill Lynch. They've had a $24 billion in write-downs, and currently have a market cap of $42 billion.

Comments

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Posted by guest, Mar 14, 2008 4:25PM

Ummm... I'm reading this from inside 383 Madison. As I have done regularly for months and months and months.

Of course, I'm an admin - so perhaps it's only the traders and analysts and delicate, delicate executives who are being protected from your merciless snark.

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Posted by Debter, Mar 14, 2008 4:28PM

hahaha, needed that laugh on a day like this (I'm not agreeing or disagreeing with your hypothesis).

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Posted by big r, Mar 14, 2008 4:30PM

no credit for bringing this up at 3:16? Thanks JC, I'll remember this.

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Posted by John Carney, Mar 14, 2008 4:31PM

Can anyone confirm that you can now read us at 383 Madison? We were definitely blocked for a while. Maybe Alan Schwartz unblocked us! And no-one told us?

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Posted by Random Banker, Mar 14, 2008 4:36PM

http://www.nypost.com/seven/03142008/news/regionalnews/dupre/photo01.htm

Pictures of Eliot's girl. He over paid. Could she have anymore tatoos? This is everything that's wrong with New Jersey summed up in a few still frames.

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Posted by John Carney, Mar 14, 2008 4:36PM

Big r,

Sorry. I'm still catching up. I was out "reporting" for most of the day, so I'm just now reading through the emails and comments.

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Posted by guest, Mar 14, 2008 4:37PM


All week long I was begging you guys to write something on Bear Stearns but you all were snagged on Spitzer's cock. I do know this, there is more fun on the way. I have a reliable friend that says some prosecutor has flipped a former Bear executive. News like that should cause Cayne's sphincter to canibalize on itself.

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Posted by Anal_yst, Mar 14, 2008 4:39PM

RB, are you sure thats not really Max Cordero?

I like the caption on one of the pics, "She has tattoos covering her body in arabic and (some other language) as mantras to help her stay clean...she has a history of drug use (abuse)"

Oh, yea, I bet those tattoos are attracting exactly the kind of people who recognize them as your anti-drug

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Posted by guest, Mar 14, 2008 4:42PM

@4:37---they've been writing about bear all day today, so why don't you quit your bitching?

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Posted by guest, Mar 14, 2008 4:46PM

you can read it as dealbreaker.com....not www.dealbreaker.com. anyone hiring?

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Posted by Random Banker, Mar 14, 2008 4:49PM

How does the dumb whore even know what latin is? LOL i love that i can finally call someone a dumb whore and just be using an accurate description. But seriosuly, she didn't even graduate from high school and she didn't realize he was the governor.

I can't believe Spitzer actually liked this (he had several "dates" [read poondoggles] with her) I guess he got a the thrill from going slumming. He shoulda just stuck his dick in a cup of Italian Ice on the floor of the state assembly, it would have been classier.

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Posted by guest, Mar 14, 2008 4:50PM

@4:46pm -
Yes, exactly this (me again from 4:25). And that really tells you all you need to know about standards up in this piece.

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Posted by Cov Lite, Mar 14, 2008 4:55PM

Thank you Random!

I have to use the men's room now.

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Posted by guest, Mar 14, 2008 4:56PM


@4:42

Bc I like to bitch, show me your wee-wee and I will show you what else I like to do. Besides it took them days to finally write up something. Spitzer-vision is a dangerous thing.

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Posted by guest, Mar 14, 2008 5:03PM

Spizer's girl is not cute in these pictures. I'd take Linds or Julie over her. Of course highschool Erin Burnett wins hands down.

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Posted by guest, Mar 14, 2008 5:06PM

ok - female poster here. that girl, that Spitzer girl, seriously needs a manicurist. what's up with her nails. short, chewed? sort of goes with whole sleazy, dirty look of her though.

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Posted by guest, Mar 14, 2008 5:20PM


@5:06

She is a whore, what do you expect? Do you pick on retards for drooling? Do you pick on Jews for Jewing? Pointing out the obvious doesn't make you look brilliant.

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Posted by Anal_yst, Mar 14, 2008 5:47PM

female poster, chewed up nails -> withdrawal/fiending for a fix, as 5:20 so delicately puts it, is not exactly a huge surprise...

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Posted by guest, Mar 14, 2008 6:06PM

@5:06 - I'm not trying to look brilliant. just figured, even for a whore, she'd try to look a bit more glam - and the image - those long red nails raking some john's ass - would improve her image.

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Posted by guest, Mar 14, 2008 11:36PM

No wonder Merrill is blocking you..
They have so many skeletons in closet!

Please keep calling their mess ups!
Go bess....

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Posted by guest, Mar 15, 2008 12:24AM

I love you guys but you are not journalists. Please stop the self-delusion. It looks bad.

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Posted by guest, Mar 15, 2008 10:48AM

they shouldn't name investment banks or news organizations after woodland creatures.

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Posted by guest, Mar 16, 2008 2:41PM

Merrill Lynch blocked you guys a few weeks ago too. Its a disaster. Now I actually have to do work.

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Posted by guest, Mar 17, 2008 1:54PM

"Look. We’re not saying that Bear Stearns collapsed because they decided to block DealBreaker. We’re saying that a Wall Streets firm whose management focuses on crushing dissenting journalists who report embarrassing stories probably doesn’t have it’s priorities straight."

And, apparently, you have dissenting journalists who can't bother to learn the difference between "it's" and "its."

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Posted by guest, Mar 17, 2008 4:40PM

Just a thought, but maybe if Bear's employees and management paid more attention to work and less to Spitzer's girlfriend and Dealbreaker, they would still be employed. All this shit going on and we're still facinated by who Spitzer is spanking. By the way all you financial guys, hows' that employee stock plan working out for you? Should have bargained for a 401K.

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Posted by guest, Mar 17, 2008 4:40PM

Just a thought, but maybe if Bear's employees and management paid more attention to work and less to Spitzer's girlfriend and Dealbreaker, they would still be employed. All this shit going on and we're still facinated by who Spitzer is spanking. By the way all you financial guys, hows' that employee stock plan working out for you? Should have bargained for a 401K.

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Posted by guest, Mar 17, 2008 4:42PM

Yeah, I guess had to say it twice for the slow ones.

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Posted by guest, Mar 17, 2008 5:32PM

Have all of Bear's employyes sold off their stock for $4, or are they barred from doing it?

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Posted by guest, Mar 21, 2008 6:52PM

If I were a Bear employee.... I would be way more concerned about my stock plan.

Spitzer poking a whore is juicy gossip, but a person has to eat... and pay for the house... and the kid's education.... ect.

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Posted by guest, Mar 28, 2008 3:02PM

There are other companys moving on hot air out there. That company is only the tip of the iceberg. The Soviet Union collapsed from no goods, The American,Canadian economy can do the same from no credit!

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Posted by FirstYearBKR, May 19, 2008 3:44PM

DB keeps me smiling @ my desk over at UBS...ironic considering the hundreds of back-handed (but frighteningly true) stuff that's written about them...and because they have blocked any and every website known to man. Even competitors' websites are blocked.

With every entertaining site gone, it's down to DB and eBay. Keep it up guys - you're like the orchestra on the Titanic: Lifting spirits on a slowly-sinking ship.

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Posted by FirstYearBKR, May 19, 2008 3:44PM

DB keeps me smiling @ my desk over at UBS...ironic considering the hundreds of back-handed (but frighteningly true) stuff that's written about them...and because they have blocked any and every website known to man. Even competitors' websites are blocked.

With every entertaining site gone, it's down to DB and eBay. Keep it up guys - you're like the orchestra on the Titanic: Lifting spirits on a slowly-sinking ship.

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