Carl Icahn Gives A Lesson On How To Deal With Texas Lawyer Joe Jamail
It Helps To Pour Some Vodka Into Him

Texas lawyer Joe Jamail is the lead lawyer for Clear Channel, which has sued the banks that are trying to back out of financing the acquisition of Clear Channel by a pair of private equity firms. Clear Channel claims the banks hesitation amounts to tortious interference with the acquisition agreement. Although there’s little—or perhaps no—precedent for this kind of case, the banks being sued have reason to be afraid.

You see, Jamail famously won a $10 billion verdict for Pennzoil in a tortious interference suit in against Texaco. Pennzoil had agreed buy Getty Oil in 1984, but Texaco swept in and bought Getty before the deal had closed. The massive award forced Texaco into bankruptcy. At the time it was the largest judgment in American history.

Pennzoil wound up collecting only $3 billion after Carl C. Icahn, who was Texaco's largest shareholder, helped negotiate a settlement with Jamail. Before the settlement, the two sides spent years battling each other. “The fight has been punctuated by thousands of hours of fruitless negotiations, legal wranglings, dashed hopes and charges by executives of both companies accusing the other side of greed, arrogance and duplicity,” the New York Times said in 1987.

So how did Icahn resolve things with Jamail? After the jump, Icahn reveals all in a standup performance at Carolines Comedy Club in 2003.

Comments

Posted by diablo, Mar 28, 2008 3:37PM

Priceless.

Posted by AJ, Mar 28, 2008 3:49PM

That is the best thing I've seen in a long long time

Posted by american bandersnatch, Mar 28, 2008 3:50PM

tortuous interference - you slay me.

Posted by Jmoney, Mar 28, 2008 3:54PM

It was worth 8 minutes for the punchline.

Posted by guest, Mar 28, 2008 3:57PM

Torturous interference :)

Posted by Novice, Mar 28, 2008 4:54PM

Joe Jamail must be in his 80s now but still rules any courtroom he enters. Still has a couple of drinks at lunch, too. One of the many reasons he's so popular among the profession.

Posted by guest, Mar 28, 2008 5:51PM

No discussion of Jamail is complete without mentioning this depo on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIxmrvbMeKc

Posted by diablo, Mar 28, 2008 7:00PM

guest @5:51 PM

Nothing more funny than hearing grown white men calling each other boy (as a pejorative). Classic.

Thanks guest.

Posted by guest, Mar 29, 2008 10:05AM

AWESOME

Posted by guest, Mar 29, 2008 12:56PM

The picture of Joe Jamail I like the best is the one of him on a Pacific Island in WWII helping 3 other Marines carry a fellow wounded Marine on a stretcher to safety while under direct small arms fire and mortar fire. He's one of Willy Nelson's lawyers too. The last time I saw Joe he was leaving what was then known as the Hotel Sofitel in Houston after lunch with two local "debutantes" and hopping into a pretty expensive German two-seater vehicle. He was grinnin' like a goat eatin' briars and was only a couple of blocks away from Texaco's Houston offices. His fee for the Texaco bidness was around $600 million at the time.

Posted by guest, Mar 29, 2008 1:02PM

If Texaco had responded to Joe's lawsuit in New York court they would have never gone bankrupt. But, like the idiots they were, they didn't. So Joe took them to Texas court. So ends the lesson.

My favorite Texaco story is the one that was told to me by a Texaco crude oil marketer long ago. He worked with 4 people in one room and there was only one phone for all. They always hit you up for "gimme" pencils and notepads because Texaco wouldn't spring for such things for their own folk. Ask any old time Texaco hand about the time they were drilling for oil in a Louisiana lake and drilled into a hollow salt dome below the lake and DRAINED the lake. Ah, those were the days.

Posted by guest, Mar 29, 2008 1:19PM

Like all great civilizations, Texas has its own language. For instance:

"Jeetyet?" Have you eaten?
"Nahjew?" No. Have you?
"Nope eseet." No. Let's go eat.
"Rat?" Where would you like to eat at?
"Yamommenims?" Let's go to your Mom's house to eat.
"Airgunnishonner!" Turn on the air conditioner, please.

Posted by guest, Mar 29, 2008 8:07PM

My LEAST favorite Joe Jamail photo hangs at the UT Law Library, which used to be a classy outpost of literacy until Jamail gave UT Law a few million and they renamed the library after him and hung an outsize photo of him and his golfing buddies at the entrance.

Posted by guest, Mar 30, 2008 9:41PM

In terms of good works, he practically bought the University of Texas School of Law. While I was there, everything except the crapper in Townes Hall was name the "Joe Jamail ...."

Posted by guest, Mar 31, 2008 11:06AM

He's funding Houston's new downtown skate park, too. He's the people's anticapitalist crusader.

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