Catching Up With The Decline and Fall of Eliot Spitzer: He Likes It Raw!

Posted by John Carney, Mar 12, 2008, 12:27pm

Just catching up on the fall of Eliot Spitzer? There’s too much Spitzer news and commentary for anyone to follow. Fortunately, both Stephen Bainbridge and Radar Magazine has combed through the news so you don’t have to. Radar concentrates on the dirty facts, like the fact that Spitzer didn't like condoms, set the mood with classical music and apparently was getting some on his recent secret mission to Florida. Bainbridge is all over the legal questions, like what kind of crimes he may have committed and whether he will be disbarred.

Update: Street Carnage (definitely not safe for work and almost not safe for anywhere) says that Spitzer's $4,300 hooker spending spree isn't really that pricey. It's market rate for a couple of hours with a high end call-girl.

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Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 12:41PM

$500 is top dollar... $4300 is plain stupid unless you also pay to fly her in from Russia...

"I Vant kees heem vizout, Da? You very Hcendsome man!"

Davai

Posted by Anonymous, Mar 12, 2008 12:42PM

What exactly is going on in that linked picture?

Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 12:42PM

Be the first on your block to own the "Re-elected Client #9 for NY Governor" t-shirt!

http://www.cnbc.com/id/23579565?photo=1

Posted by HAM05, Mar 12, 2008 12:50PM

anyone know what the market rate for high end dudes is?? considering a career change here...

Posted by mrpink, Mar 12, 2008 12:54PM

Hmm.. If I had to take a guess, I'd say $1000/hr.

Ask slimjim, he knows the market dynamics inside and out.

-mrp

Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 12:57PM

Can someone please post some pics of these girls? I could buy a cheap car for those prices. And for $80,000 I could buy a really nice car. Why didn't he just hire an "ASSistant" or "SECretary" or "Au PAIR"? He probably could've had three or four for that price. Maybe he should've just placed a craigslist ad for 'models'. For someone who went to Princeton, got a perfect score of the LSAT, and went to Harvard Law, he sure seems like an idiot in retrospect. Assuming he keeps his law license, I suspect he'll have a big future defending johns and hookers...with his firsthand experience and all.

Posted by Gordon Gekko, Mar 12, 2008 1:06PM

Apparently this seems to be the "Kristen" the Spitz'or was all over. At least he's got good taste

http://www.pagesix.com/story/spitzer+s+hooker+revealed

Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 1:10PM

@1:06 Thanks. I wonder how long before 'Girls of Spitzer' video shows up. Vivid - you can give me a cut for the idea. And perhaps throw in a free on set tour?

Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 1:15PM

@1:06-- no way is that kristen, that girl has got to be at least 115 lbs.

Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 1:20PM

wonder if she bleached her poop shoot

Posted by Anal_yst, Mar 12, 2008 1:24PM

@ 12:57

Yes he's an idiot for someone with such impressive credentials. However, you must understand that while the Spitz was running the student body while the rest of us were out actually chasing/on top of student bodies. The man has no game, was too busy with his vain ambition to policial success, and thus, completely missed out on those crucial times of our lives when our skillz are developed and honed. Hence, you have rich politico paying for sex, nothing new.

Posted by Gordon Gekko, Mar 12, 2008 1:25PM

@1:15 - camera adds 10 lbs? I want to believe...

Posted by The Dungeon Master, Mar 12, 2008 1:33PM

@ Anal_yst:

You sure it wasn't the other way around? Why do you think Spitzer was so ambitious in the first place? I'm sure there was some rejection involved their in at an early age, he figured he'd show everyone and make all the lady's love him by become powerful and successful. The pathology is so predictable, he's not a freak because he was ambitious, he's ambitious because he's a freak.

Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 1:51PM

I used to work for a powerful, popular Democrat politician (now deceased) who, when single, used to get more poontang than I dreamed possible for even a rock star. And my boss was uglier than a hat full of Iraqi armpits.

Political groupies far outnumber rock groupies and are just as much fun. But, I am telling you what you already know. I don't think it was the quality of the pussy. I think he liked the idea of paying $4300.00 bucks for it in some way.

Posted by Investorcluzo, Mar 12, 2008 1:51PM

@ gordon gekko:

I'm calling bull$hit, the blurred face looks a lot like bj bartiromo. clearly the post is trying to scoop am new york.

Posted by guest, Mar 12, 2008 2:10PM

I am guessing that if you really desire back-door bareback and do not want to bring home a "gift that keeps on giving" to the wife you have to pay premium retail.

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