Haphazard Harem

hamptonsjuly1small.JPGYou know, you think you’re attending an innocent little get-together in the Hamptons, and it turns out, there are hookers running amok. Go figure. We didn't have the foresight to introduce ourselves to Ash, but we did snap this shot of her mentor/could-be doppelganger. (Though considering that the volatility of the R&B artist's weight and appearance is so high, even in the universe of her MySpace pictures, I want to say there might be a slim to none chance that's our girl. Who's with me?)


Eliot's Gal A Shared Asset [NYP]

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Posted by golden girl, Mar 17, 2008 10:39AM

Uncle Jim!? Priceless. Somewhere Mark Spilker is chuckling to himself.

Posted by IA, Mar 17, 2008 10:40AM

Sounds like Ms. Dupre's a widely-held equity. Her nether regions are a depleted asset in a sinking fund. I could go on...

Posted by Random Banker, Mar 17, 2008 10:46AM

UH the real question is how do you get invited to this party? Has anyone ever been to this thing? DETAILS some one please?

Posted by guest, Mar 17, 2008 10:47AM

schumer!

Posted by guest, Mar 17, 2008 10:49AM

@ random banker-- carnoi and bess were there.

Posted by guest, Mar 17, 2008 10:54AM

@ random banker-- carnoi and bess were there.

Posted by Investorcluzo, Mar 17, 2008 10:54AM

so they call it "house sitting" when in mixed company...we now have a new euphemism. and eliot thought this bear mess would keep him out of the paper. dow up 34 pts.

Posted by guest, Mar 17, 2008 11:14AM

What's the difference between Ashley Dupre and BSC? You don't get much for your $2 from either of them.

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