JP Morgan Agees To Buy Bear Stearns In Stock Deal
Deal Values Bear Stearns At $2 Per Share

Posted by guest, Mar 16, 2008 7:43PM

SP futures are up 1.50.

Posted by guest, Mar 16, 2008 7:48PM

Jamie Dimon is a fucking genius. That building alone has to be worth three times that, even in the current real estate market, and the prime brokerage business is probably worth a similar amount.

I do feel sorry for the employees... they lose their job and their assets (employees owned 1/3rd of the firm)... reminds me of Enron.

Posted by SlashAndBurn, Mar 16, 2008 7:50PM

$2 a share. Next week will be a shitstorm.

Posted by guest, Mar 16, 2008 7:55PM

WSJ reported Friday that 383 Madison is worth about $1.2 billion - What happens when people show up at work tomorrow?

Posted by guest, Mar 16, 2008 7:57PM

Conf call starts in three minutes:

JPMorgan Chase will host a conference call today, Sunday, March 16, 2008, at 8:00 p.m. (Eastern Time) to review the acquisition of Bear Stearns. Investors can call (800) 214-0745 (domestic) / (719) 457-0700 (international), with the access code 614424, or listen via live audio webcast. The live audio webcast and presentation slides will be available on http://investor.shareholder.com/jpmorganchase/presentations.cfm under Investor Relations, Investor Presentations. A replay of the conference call will be available beginning at 11:00 p.m. (Eastern Time) on March 16, 2008, through midnight, Monday, March 31, 2008 (Eastern Time), at (888) 348-4629 (domestic) or (719) 884-8882 (international) with the access code 614424. The replay also will be available on www.jpmorganchase.com.

Posted by guest, Mar 16, 2008 7:59PM

Futures prices now (at this moment) are worthless. No one is in, even overseas.

Here is current real time US futures:

DJIA INDEX FUTURE Jun08 CBT DJM8 11935e -49 19:49
S&P 500 FUTURE Jun08 CME SPM8 1279.50 -13.50 19:59
NASDAQ 100 FUTURE Jun08 CME NDM8 1706.50 -18.00 19:59

Posted by SlashAndBurn, Mar 16, 2008 8:02PM

CNN/Money says the deal will close in June:

"The fast-track deal is expected to close by the end of June, the statement said."

http://money.cnn.com/2008/03/16/news/companies/jpmorgan_bear_stearns/

Posted by guest, Mar 16, 2008 8:08PM

June DJIA futures now down -150.
SPX -32 pts. We're fucked.

Posted by guest, Mar 16, 2008 8:21PM

So what if the building is worth 1.2b?
If he's buying the company he's buying assets and liabilities. The real question is the nature and scope of the liabilities they've just bought into.
He's only a genius if the end result somehow ends up being worth more than the instant $236m dilution.

This suggests that Bear was going to have to file ch. 11 tomorrow and that the loss to JPM as a result of filing would have been much greater. I'd reserve judgment on this until the dust settles. The fed will throw liquidity at JPM to help keep the whole system afloat but JPM is the one that has to live with whatever liabilities it just took on.

A lot of people will be taking really hard looks at Lehman tomorrow.

Posted by guest, Mar 16, 2008 8:21PM

I bet JP still overpaid.

Posted by guest, Mar 16, 2008 8:25PM

Lehman? How about everybody? These guys said on a conference call they had 80 bucks of book value on Friday. What assets are they marking down so much further?

And now they're claiming they are comfortable with the marks. Isnt there a hole here were missing? If the marks that implied 80 bucks of book were good marks, than how will is this company worth only 2?

Posted by BruceWayne, Mar 16, 2008 8:27PM

I remember way back when Jimmy Cayne informally remarked that he would never sell for less than double the book value. Now this asshole is holding a bunch of penny stocks. Who would have ever thought that Sykes and Cayne would be in the same foxhole. Watch out Jimmy, I have heard that Timmy is a butt pirate.

Then again pot makes me horny. Jimmy might be game for anything.

Posted by guest, Mar 16, 2008 8:31PM

After reading these headlines, I can't shake the image of little Jimmy Cayne, riding a ski-festooned bicycle and screaming, "I want my two dollars!" (in the spirit of the movie 'Better Off Dead')

Posted by guest, Mar 16, 2008 8:32PM

Somewhere Meredith Whitney is laughing her a@@ off.

Posted by guest, Mar 16, 2008 8:36PM

Dollar at 96.88 Yen, Nikkei down nearly 400 in 30 minutes

Posted by guest, Mar 16, 2008 8:38PM

8:25: they lied, either then or now or both.. moral of the story is never trust a company whose initials are BS

Posted by guest, Mar 16, 2008 8:40PM

I would have loved to have seen the expression on the person on the other side of Jamie Dimon when they slid over their bid, and it read $2 per share. Wow.

Posted by DrederickTatum, Mar 16, 2008 9:51PM

You know what pisses me off? I had Countrywide and Citi to tank in the office pool.

Lesson learned: never bet against Jimmy Cayne...

Posted by guest, Mar 16, 2008 11:41PM

Jamie D is a genius. No other bank has the balls to try to swallow anything now. Not even B of A. Though not worth $80 a share, I am sure it is worth more than $2. For crying out loud, the building was built late 90s/early 2000s? Unless they had a HELOC, the books are worth more than $2. Easy arb right there.

Posted by guest, Mar 17, 2008 2:10AM

Open Offer to Jimmy Cayne -- looking to unload that little "pied a terre" you bought at the Plaza last week? I'll pay you $2/square foot and throw in a dime bag ...

(yeah, yeah ... you might have thought of it, but "I" am the one who made the offer)

Posted by guest, Mar 17, 2008 2:12AM

Just wondering ... Has anyone heard any comment from ACE GREENBERG during any of this implosion (or has the poor guy been sedated and put on life support somewhere???)

Posted by alpha_female, Mar 17, 2008 3:57AM

$2 - is price indicative of present value. Yeah, with panic discount.

Gad, Bear Stearns is getting raped.

Calm down people-baying-for-kill.

Posted by crom, Mar 17, 2008 7:27PM

Houston, we have a problem - Bankruptcy!
Jack: "What is happening in the US?! So, as we all know Bear Stearns more or less went bankrupt... Then JPMorgan buys them for 2 Dollars a share before the markets even open on monday! And the FED cuts rates by 0.25% on sunday?"
John: "Oh, I guess you didn't get the memo? I think we just went bankrupt, those dollars you were using are now worthless, it's time to launch the lifeboats!"
Jack: "Holly, Holly, Holly, John, we are 300 milles over Atlantic and without oxygen!"
Duric Aljosa
http://cromalternativemoney.org